Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light!”

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!”

Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh My Gosh!! Am I driving? “

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A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the policeman walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child’s level, the policeman smiles and asks, “And now what, my little man?”

To which the boy replies, “Now we run!”

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Yet, he still climbs stairs better than our Auto-Pen Ex-President!
-MST-

Don’t be bossy, be
motivationally assertive.
Anonymous

A Texas drone air show.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/07/04/watch-american-bald-eagle-and-george-washington-light-up-the-sky-in-drone-show-over-texas/

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The incompetent Secret Service.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2026/07/03/inspector-general-secret-service-missed-102-radio-calls-about-trumps-would-be-assassin-at-2024-butler-rally/

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Mousse Man loses a crook.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/03/us-news/gavin-newsom-praised-bully-ex-chief-of-staff-at-heart-of-fbi-probe/

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Sony says goodbye to physical games.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/07/02/playstation-to-end-production-of-physical-games-in-2028/

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New cars are out of sight.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/02/lifestyle/the-most-affordable-us-made-car-under-35000/

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Are we talking about Heritage Germans or new arrivals ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/07/02/germany-sick-leave-note-n2678730

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The “Soros Gang’ has been busy.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/02/real-estate/billionaire-soros-clan-scooping-up-property-on-shelter-island/

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A real sentence would be nice.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/02/us-news/american-olympic-canoeist-indicted-for-alleged-vandalism-of-lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool/

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The AU Editor:    Which state is golden, LL ?

The Out West Cat:   It was once California, but they aren’t so golden anymore.   Most readers have read of their problems, but these are fairly new.   First, they want to make it impossible to find out what they are doing behind closed doors.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/06/20/california-dems-want-to-charge-you-for-public-records-and-sue-you-if-you-complain-n2203535

Federal taxpayer money keeps California open.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/21/opinion/how-californias-self-sabotage-by-the-left-made-it-a-national-disgrace/

The city, like California resident Piglosi, has lost it’s soul.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/21/us-news/los-angeles-sunset-strip-is-now-on-struggle-street-the-post-walked-it-for-a-week-heres-what-we-found/

The always protesting Berkley has a coach abuse lawsuit.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/21/us-news/ex-cal-swimmers-win-legal-victory-against-uc-berkeley-in-coach-abuse-lawsuit/

They don’t have good vibrations.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=good+vibrations+song+beach+boys#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:6b5bb182,vid:4g3oX7R5yHc,st:0

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Voting Democrat is another proof.

https://theonion.com/study-contends-free-will-disproven-by-fact-that-humans-repeatedly-eat-at-jimmy-johns/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Wait until it learns the key to the left of the number 1.

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-issue-dire-warning-that-ai-has-now-learned-how-to-use-the-semicolon

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-the-key-on-your-keyboard/622392

https://www.newsmax.com/