Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

“In the first place, God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.”
Mark Twain

Fun Facts: Really? Part 6

The Japanese company YKK makes approximately half of the world’s zippers.

There’s a golf course in Brisbane, Australia with full-grown bull sharks living in the water hazards.

A kitchen faucet would need to be turned on all the way for at least forty-five years to equal the amount of blood pumped by the heart in the average lifetime.

The puffer fish, or blowfish, has enough toxin in it to kill thirty adult humans, and there is no antidote; but amazingly, the meat of some puffer fish is still considered a culinary delicacy.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of five times around the equator.

You Can Bet On It…

This is the horoscope that my mentor sent to me yesterday.
AMEN…that has been my philosophy for my whole life.
No change necessary. It has worked for me for 75 years!
-Sheila Tolley-

THE SPHINX—WILD ANIMALS

These people sound hopeless.   Vote new people in.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/07/27/7-grocery-stores-shut-down-in-chicago-n2680171

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POLITICS

CBS is just as smelly as ever.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/07/26/cbs-news-host-tried-to-spar-with-this-gop-senator-on-the-save-america-act-it-went-poorly-for-her-n2680156

Jack deserves to be indicted right behind Merrick Garland.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/rep-jim-jordan-refers-former-special-council-jack-smith-to-doj/

A cover up.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/07/23/thirty-years-later-fbi-record-exposes-a-missing-piece-of-the-twa-flight-800-investigation-n2204661

I cat-believe nothing these jokers say.

https://redstate.com/kyle-becker/2026/07/23/brandon-gill-has-a-genius-plan-to-end-the-foreign-invasion-of-birth-tourism-n2204699

OTHER

The dems don’t even let the primary winners run–Kamala & Platner–much less vote what the supporters want.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/07/24/democrats-voter-suppression-lie-implodes-as-their-own-voters-back-id-requirements-n2204715

Some of the temporary guests have been here for 20 years.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/07/26/bye-now-ice-mounts-operations-to-remove-tps-haitians-from-the-united-states-n2204798

Lawless Seattle.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/07/27/three-dead-following-shootout-at-seattle-food-festival/

Hawaii is no better.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/26/us-news/california-family-left-in-a-pool-of-blood-after-horrific-anti-white-attack-at-exclusive-hawaii-resort/

And NYC.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/27/us-news/local-mom-who-gifted-ex-nypd-cops-innocent-son-the-bike-he-rode-before-he-was-fatally-shot-rages-at-mamdani/

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The Be Careful Editor:    What’s up with wild animals, LL ?

The Coyote Expert Cat:    Wild animals and humans don’t mix.    Everyone in authority seems to have told this ailing senior couple to buzz off concerning the coyote family under their trailer.   Someone should open a GoFundMe account for them.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/07/16/city-officials-management-company-refuse-to-help-elder-couple-terrorized-by-coyotes-under-their-home-n2204384

Maybe Gavin will pitch in ?

They are special.

https://genesiustimes.com/judge-rules-judges-above-the-law/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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So long Joe.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-heralded-as-first-president-to-author-his-memoir-posthumously

https://www.newsmax.com/