Whiter Shade of Pale

Patriot Post Memes

 

A lady is walking down the street…

A lady is walking down the street and sees a parrot in the window of a pet store.

She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.

The next day she sees the same parrot in the window. When the parrot sees her it says, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She’s livid, and storms off.

A day later she sees the same parrot and once again it says, “Hey lady, my God are you ugly.” The lady is so furious that she marches into the store and threatens to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager apologizes profusely and promises the bird won’t say it again.

The next day when the lady walks past the store the parrot says to her, “Hey lady. Lady!” She pauses, scowls with an icy stare, and says, “Yes?” And the parrot says, “… You know…”

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

“In the first place, God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.”
Mark Twain

Fun Facts: Really? Part 6

The Japanese company YKK makes approximately half of the world’s zippers.

There’s a golf course in Brisbane, Australia with full-grown bull sharks living in the water hazards.

A kitchen faucet would need to be turned on all the way for at least forty-five years to equal the amount of blood pumped by the heart in the average lifetime.

The puffer fish, or blowfish, has enough toxin in it to kill thirty adult humans, and there is no antidote; but amazingly, the meat of some puffer fish is still considered a culinary delicacy.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of five times around the equator.

You Can Bet On It…

This is the horoscope that my mentor sent to me yesterday.
AMEN…that has been my philosophy for my whole life.
No change necessary. It has worked for me for 75 years!
-Sheila Tolley-

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