The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The Instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial – it strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path.
Gentlemen, remember, you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
“Yes?” said the Instructor.
“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag?
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
THIS LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY CAN’T BE TAUGHT.
Congo has a large Ebola outbreak.
Trump on Fauci.
Dulles Airport to get 22 billion in renovations.
Lindell doesn’t look like a good choice.
A squirrel invades a MLB game.
Vote Democrat, let’s get the caravans started again up from South America and the World.
https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/07/26/dsa-co-chair-agenda-on-fox-n2204789
Sell the joint.
Another elected official is indicted—great.
Another.
Wisconsin is a septic tank.
https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/07/28/tiffany-catches-hong-in-significant-whopper-n2204861
The I’m Suzy Fly Me Editor: Who is our poor victim this week, LL ?
The Trump Airport Cat: The victim is anyone who flies United Airlines. They are rude to disabled passengers and have TDS.
Hire someone who cares about their work, like National’s old ad with Judy.
Maybe it’s just a dream.
The Olympic Committee is protecting everyone.
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/
The Mullahs are crazy like a fox.
https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-foils-new-bombing-attack-by-disguising-itself-with-a-giant-q
NGC 4372 and the Dark Doodad
Image Credit & Copyright: Alessandro Cipolat Bares
Explanation: The Dark Doodad Nebula drifts through southern skies, a tantalizing target for binoculars toward the small constellation Musca, The Fly. A dusty interstellar cloud, it’s seen against rich starfields just south of the Coalsack Nebula and the Southern Cross. Stretching for about 3 degrees across this telescopic field of view, the Dark Doodad is punctuated near its southern tip (upper right) by yellowish globular star cluster NGC 4372. Of course NGC 4372 roams the halo of our Milky Way galaxy, a background object some 20,000 light-years away and only by chance along our line-of-sight to the Dark Doodad. About 700 light-years distant and over 30 light-years long, the Dark Doodad’s well defined silhouette belongs to the potentially star-forming Musca molecular cloud. The dusty Dark Doodad’s delightfully alliterative moniker was first coined by astro-imager and writer Dennis di Cicco in 1986 while observing Comet Halley from the Australian outback.
Tomorrow’s picture: pixels in space
