I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn’t find it.

If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

Money is the root of all wealth.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

My ability to remember song lyrics from the 60s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought dogs are easily amused. Then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.

First rule of cleaning while listening to music…the toilet brush is never the microphone, never!

Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

The perks of being my friend is that you’ll be the normal one.

Not only did I fall off the ‘diet wagon’, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.

I set out to lose ten pounds this month…only fifteen to go.

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call these people cops.

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place.

I thought growing old would take longer.

Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.

I finally realized it…People are prisoners of their phones, that’s why they are called ‘cell’ phones.

I wonder what people who txt “u” instead of “you” do with all the time they saved.

Laugh at your problems.
Everyone else does.
Anonymous

There’s a restaurant called “Tacsiyapo Isdaan Floating Restaurant” in Tarlac City, Philippines, where you are actually allowed to smash plates on the wall to help release pent-up anger.

No kidding, one of the top vasectomy doctors in Austin is named Dick Chopp.

According to textbooks used to teach children in North Korea, Kim Jong-un learned to drive at the age of three.

A guy named Seth Putnam wrote a song about how being in a coma was stupid, and soon after went into a coma himself. After he awoke, when asked how it felt to be in a coma, he said, “Being in a coma was just as stupid as I wrote it was.”

On April Fool’s Day in 1989, billionaire Richard Branson designed a hot air balloon to look like a UFO, and hired a dwarf in an ET costume to come out and scare whoever was near when it landed. 

 

A HUGE WIN FOR U.S. IN WORLD CUP.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/07/01/world-cup-us-defeats-bosnia-2-0-to-advance-in-electric-fashion-n2678721

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Mamdinky has worked his way back to the top of The Sphinx.   You voted for him.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/02/us-news/mamdani-delays-nypd-cops-holiday-pay-ahead-of-fourth-of-july/

https://nypost.com/2026/07/01/us-news/mamdani-roasted-for-telling-new-yorkers-to-set-acs-to-78-as-nyc-heat-wave-hits/

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The Supremes are ‘too iffy’.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cameron-arcand/2026/06/29/supreme-court-election-decision-leaves-trump-with-a-simple-message-n2678499

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2026/06/29/scotus-slaughter-n2203445

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/06/29/alito-delivers-blistering-dissent-on-mail-in-ballots-decision-leaves-opportunities-for-voter-fraud-n2203832

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Will all of her thousands of cases get reviewed ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/06/28/colorado-dna-analyst-pleads-guilty-n2678435

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I’m going to start linking federal money that isn’t spent illegally.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/06/27/criminals-steal-nearly-1-million-from-federal-summer-food-program-in-massachusetts-n267842

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Another reason states don’t want to release data to the feds—FRAUDS everywhere.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/06/28/rfk-jr-dr-oz-over-1-million-enrolled-in-obamacare-with-no-social-security-number-n2678441

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Ohio celebrates Trump’s new Haitian policy.

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2026/06/29/springfield-citizens-celebrate-america-is-a-nation-of-laws/

Massachusetts.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/06/30/did-the-british-have-take-over-this-mass-beach-town-did-you-see-their-rule-on-flags-n2678532

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The Democrat Editor:   What do you think about children divorcing their parents, LL ?

The Good Vibrations Cat:   I think that if a child under 18 can approve of someone cutting off their sex organs they can surely leave their family and become wards of the state.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/06/18/nolte-california-legislature-seeks-to-let-kids-divorce-their-parents/

We saw how Biden lost track of over 250,000 children.   Thousands went to pedophiles and human slave traders.  With a shortage of money and buildings the new found Free Children could be housed with prisoners.

Here is another great idea from the Golden State.  Los Angeles wants to let illegal aliens vote.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/06/18/the-los-angeles-city-council-is-about-to-let-illegal-aliens-vote-in-city-elections-n2677935

Most national politicians begin in the cities.

Just say what you are worth, like Musk.

https://theonion.com/accidental-mention-of-guest-house-blows-years-of-subterfuge-to-conceal-familys-wealth-from-friends/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/us-iran-sign-war-ending-deal-which-enters-into-effect-2-days-earlier-than-planned/

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Joe is the man.

https://babylonbee.com/news/joseph-hoping-at-some-point-to-have-dream-that-doesnt-make-everyone-want-to-kill-him

https://townhall.com/

 Sin will no longer have authority over you. The Law which God gave to Moses does not control your life. God’s grace now controls your life.