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Fun Facts: Funny Part 11

According to a survey, fifty-one percent of people believe that sharing a Netflix password with a significant other means the relationship is serious.

Hong Kong billionaire Cecil Chao offered 120 million dollars to any man who would marry his lesbian daughter and turn her straight. His plan did not work. Gigi Chao, 33, has been in a relationship with a woman, Sean Eav, for eight years. The pair made it official in a church ceremony in Paris earlier this year. Gigi is now an activist for the LGBTQ.

In Finland, there’s an annual contest called Eukonkanto where men race to carry their wives through an obstacle course. The winner receives his wife’s weight in beer.

Adnan and Sana Klaric, a married couple from Zenica, Bosnia, started cheating on each other in online chat rooms. When they finally decided to meet up with the person they were cheating with, they quickly realized they had been cheating on each other, and soon after, filed for divorce.

During the Iranian embassy siege in London, England in 1980, when given the choice of who from the group of hostages would be released, they chose Ali Guil Ghanzafar, whose loud snoring was keeping them awake. 

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

If you’re too open-minded,
your brains might fall out.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—SEA TURTLES

AN ALMOST NEW TICK TRANSMITTED DISEASE.   I would include squirrels as carriers of the ticks, but I’m just a cat.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/30/health/rare-tick-borne-virus-turns-deadly-fast-as-us-cases-reach-record-high-experts-warn/

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The Democrats are now the Democrat Socialist Workers Party of America.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/06/26/new-southern-border-caravan-spotlights-democrats-open-border-future-n2203751

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They are the law unto themselves.   It is why they don’t want ID’s to vote.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/06/26/mamdani-vows-to-not-adhere-to-scotus-tps-ruling-n2678367

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Pretty strange.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/26/lifestyle/mount-shasta-horseback-riders-find-eerie-source-of-apocalyptic-soundtrack/

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SPORTS

It is a shame that political parties and voters don’t make participants follow the rules.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49188893/cfl-says-brendan-sorsby-allowed-join-league

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Drones are a problem everywhere.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/27/us-news/united-airlines-flight-almost-hit-drone-at-newark-airport/

https://hotair.com/headlines/2026/06/26/the-20000-drone-that-should-wake-up-the-pentagon-n3816339

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Trump news.

https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2026/06/29/trump-takes-action-to-give-americans-more-freedom-to-fix-their-cars/

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The Ocean Editor:   Do you like sea turtles, LL ?

Turtle Cat:   I sure do, here’s more information.

https://myfwc.com/research/wildlife/sea-turtles/florida/life-history/

India has made much progress in cleaning up their beaches.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=india+cleans+up+sea+turtle+beaches+in+india#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:5069506e,vid:bwqxRAYo8kE,st:0

Florida turtles.

https://www.islands.com/2190406/florida-beaches-watch-sea-turtles-hatch/

Georgia.

https://www.tiktok.com/@jekyllislandnaturegirl/video/7545626270260792607

https://www.carettaresearchproject.org/crp-experience

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=georgia+hatching+turtles+returning+to+ocean+video#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:5e5d25d4,vid:FaRkLGwHNIc,st:0

It beats graduating from college with a debt of $250,000.00 and a worthless degree.   The Democrats almost pay more to protest and burn ICE cars than the circus.

https://theonion.com/study-more-americans-foregoing-college-in-favor-of-letting-the-carnival-sort-them-out/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Lieawatha wants 10 million to start a papoose day learing care center.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-reparations-from-african-american

https://redstate.com/

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