Patriot Post MEMES



Toot, toot, Joey was once an engineer.


Big Booty AOC has another protest.


The Technology Editor:  What or who is coming, LL ?  Is it the Redcoats ?

The Lookout Cat:  No, but it is just as bad.  Ford has patented a computer program to repossess your car and send it anywhere they want.

As soon as the carjackers learn to hack the program, you won’t be shot at the red light and have your baby kidnapped while sleeping in the back seat.  The criminals just hack the code and send the car to a drop-off site.

This article is already out of date after 3 years.

Who’s your mommy ?

Joey’s tax increase proposal is coming.

Recalled eye drops might kill you or leave you blind.


This is why BLM won’t go away.

Here is a slimy skank, not even a HOR member, giving a Pelosi like report.  Where is pigwoman ?  Oink, oink.


This is great.  Make sure it comes from state and city tax money–not federal money.


This is one reason Congress needs to take over running D.C. again.  The District is supposed to be a non-partisan area where the Federal Government can meet.  We saw with the BLM graffiti in the streets, it isn’t non-partisan.


The drones should be designed to blow up if a code isn’t received when they get to a certain altitude.

Iran captured one in 2011.  The Biden’s and Pentagon have probably sold the electronics to China.

Shazam is predicted to bomb.


Withhold federal tax money.

Oregon’s sanctuary-radical liberal-progressive culture does not support integrity, morals, self esteem, or any other character attribute that improves self-worth of individuals.  They support violence, hate, and break up of the family.  When caught they say it slipped through the cracks, or such and such did it.

You never know.

The media is actually reporting a personality flaw from a candidate before they are elected.

They can make the word investment as worthless/meaningless as they have racist, collusion, or white privilege.  I hear a gambler host on the radio saying how your bet is an investment, Toooooo funny.

Bible Verse

Job 22:21 Inspirational Image

Bible Verse


Conservative Only MEMES


My favorite MEME for today

Funny Flashbacks….



Most of the universe is unknown.

Could you pass the test, or pass the Vodka.


It’s in the Bible and Shakespeare.


The Movie Editor:  What’s new in Hollyweed, LL ?

The MGM Feline:  Robert Blake died last week.  He was around forever, in the olden day.  The Little Rascals was one engagement.

He played Little Beaver in the TV western.

The movie ” In Cold Blood ” made him a Hollywoodie.

Baretta was his TV show.

His wife being murdered almost ended his career.

Another Hollywoodie was out last week.

Navels were hard to see.

The American government is run on lies.


The homewrecker should run for mayor or governor.*1dn7ehr*_ga*NjkwMDE4MzAxLjE2NjQ4ODQ3MjY.*_ga_0DZ

Good for DeSantis.


Maybe Joey’s grandchildren need the same medical treatment.

This sums up the Democrat goals for America.  Skip all the BS,  it comes down to this.


Too many governments built their banks on sand.


The city of brotherly love.

NYC still sux.

So long schools for women.

This has too many people being retarded to comment on.

The Democrats have reached a new national low, low, low.

You can’t throw a Lithium-Ion battery without hitting a crook.

One woman changes her agent.

Is there anything in America not in a crisis ???

Keep Smiling…Part 3


How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I have to eat before I start seeing results?

Growing old is hard work…The mind says “yes,” but the body says “What are you thinking?!!”

My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back.

There are times when my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet…but only for like 20 seconds…and only once.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

I live in my own little world, but it’s OK. Everyone knows me there.

I saw a very large woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it. I said, “Left Tackle?”

I don’t do drugs. I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

I don’t like political jokes. I’ve seen too many get elected.

The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary’s.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

No one ever says, “It’s only a game!” when their team’s winning.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?

Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t need the stupid class!

Don’t argue with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn’t you know it! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison.