I’ll take door number One, Monty.
The other 3 should be welded shut!
-Sheila Tolley-

Nazi Platner thinks he stands a chance with the Democrat perverts because he has  breasts larger  than Cher.
-MST-

Politicians…how pitiful. When a roll call is taken in congress,
they don’t know whether to respond with
“Present” or “Not Guilty.”
-MST-

My hair was that horrible shade of blue once, I quit using Lady Clairol and started going to a professional hair dresser.
-MST-