A man and his nagging wife went on vacation to the Holy Land, where the wife suddenly passed away.

The mortician told him, “You can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150, or ship her home for $5,000.”

Without hesitating, the man chose to pay $5,000 to ship her home.

The mortician was shocked, “Why would you spend that much to ship her home when she could be buried here for just $150?”

The man replied: “Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”

Fun Facts…Kings & Queens Part 2

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When Richard I died in France in 1199, his heart was removed from his body and buried in Rouen.

The medieval King of England, Henry III, once kept a pet polar bear at the Tower of London.

Edward I’s nickname was “The Hammer of the Scots” because of his repeated and violent attempts to see off rebellions from north of the English border.

King John’s official wardrobe records state that the king owned what we would now call a nightgown.

King John is known for signing the important legal document called the Magna Carta back in 1215. Despite its age, several of the document’s clauses remain law in the United Kingdom to this day.

King Edward II made it illegal for anyone to wear a suit of armor in the British Houses of Parliament.

To celebrate the coronation of Richard II in 1377, the water in the fountains of London was replaced with wine.

Henry VI became king when he was just nine months old. He went on to reign for 40 years. Oddly, his reign was split in two as he was deposed for a decade and reinstated in 1470.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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Whatever you do, always give your 100%.
Unless you’re donating blood.
Bill Murray

THE SPHINX—STUFF

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The Iranians are playing Trump like North Korea played American Presidents for 50 years.

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aliens.gov.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/05/29/the-white-house-just-unveiled-aliensgov-its-a-slap-in-the-face-for-democrats-n2676875

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Maybe a new friend.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/27/breakaway-somaliland-now-challenging-iranian-houthi-dominance-in-red-sea-n2202748

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Rubio is a tiger.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/05/26/putin-pouts-as-rubio-locks-in-armenia-minerals-deal-and-advances-trump-route-n2202722

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Biden and the Democrats will go down in history as the most crooked, illegal, open borders, abuse children sexually, than any administration in America’s 250 years of history. That’s why he pardoned dozens of Democrat government office holders.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/27/trump-slams-biden-lawsuit-aiming-to-bury-special-counsel-audio-n2202744

They don’t care about your children being raped or killed.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/05/27/while-cities-go-soft-feds-go-hard-operation-viper-hits-st-louis-like-a-tornado-n2202750

Has Taylor found a future star ?

https://pagesix.com/2026/05/27/entertainment/taylor-swift-surprises-8-year-old-ohio-fan-after-viral-tiktok-video-reaches-singer/

A real joker.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/05/27/paxton-win-in-tx-n2202743

Who knows how many thousands of these spies entered in Biden’s 10 million illegals?

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/27/border-win-chinese-special-interest-aliens-caught-by-texas-k9-n2202758

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The Stuff Editor: What is up for today, LL ?

The So What Cat: There is a ton of stuff.

Iran is playing Trump like Johnny B. Goode played his guitar. As soon as the aircraft strike force is out of sight all agreements are history. Gaza still has 10,000 armed Hamas.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/19/opinion/trumps-moment-of-truth-in-iran-is-coming-and-taking-a-bad-deal-would-burn-his-legacy/

Ilhan’s case will drag on forever.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/19/us-news/vance-says-rep-ilhan-omar-is-under-doj-investigation-right-now/

This is what you have to defeat. Stay away from DEET and bug zappers.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/05/20/illinois-dei-training-compares-white-people-and-cops-to-blood-sucking-mosquitoes-n2202520

https://thekidshouldseethis.com/post/chuck-berry-performs-johnny-b-goode-in-the-1960s-and-90s

Do it.

https://theonion.com/rawlings-donates-50000-baseball-gloves-to-ukrainian-war-effort/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Say cheese.

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-reveals-90-of-data-centers-just-storing-your-wifes-pictures-of-the-kids

https://www.newsmax.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

May 31, 2026May 31, 2026 kenmitchell92Leave a comment

Eagle Nebula Pillars in Infrared from Hubble
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble, HLA; Processing: Luis Romero Ventura

Explanation: Newborn stars are forming in the Eagle Nebula. They are gravitationally contracting in pillars of dense gas and dust. The intense radiation of these newly-formed bright stars is causing surrounding material to boil away. This image, taken with the Hubble Space Telescope in near infrared light, allows the viewer to see through much of the thick dust that makes the pillars opaque in visible light. The giant structures are light years in length and dubbed informally the Pillars of Creation. Associated with the open star cluster M16, the Eagle Nebula lies about 6,500 light years away. The Eagle Nebula is a satisfying target for small telescopes in a nebula-rich part of the sky toward the split constellation Serpens Cauda (the tail of the snake).

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

Bible Verse

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A man and his nagging wife went on vacation to the Holy Land, where the wife suddenly passed away.

The mortician told him, “You can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150, or ship her home for $5,000.”

Without hesitating, the man chose to pay $5,000 to ship her home.

The mortician was shocked, “Why would you spend that much to ship her home when she could be buried here for just $150?”

The man replied: “Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”

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Fun Facts…Kings & Queens Part 2

When Richard I died in France in 1199, his heart was removed from his body and buried in Rouen.

The medieval King of England, Henry III, once kept a pet polar bear at the Tower of London.

Edward I’s nickname was “The Hammer of the Scots” because of his repeated and violent attempts to see off rebellions from north of the English border.

King John’s official wardrobe records state that the king owned what we would now call a nightgown.

King John is known for signing the important legal document called the Magna Carta back in 1215. Despite its age, several of the document’s clauses remain law in the United Kingdom to this day.

King Edward II made it illegal for anyone to wear a suit of armor in the British Houses of Parliament.

To celebrate the coronation of Richard II in 1377, the water in the fountains of London was replaced with wine.

Henry VI became king when he was just nine months old. He went on to reign for 40 years. Oddly, his reign was split in two as he was deposed for a decade and reinstated in 1470.

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Bill Murray

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A man and his nagging wife went on vacation to the Holy Land, where the wife suddenly passed away.

The mortician told him, “You can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150, or ship her home for $5,000.”

Without hesitating, the man chose to pay $5,000 to ship her home.

The mortician was shocked, “Why would you spend that much to ship her home when she could be buried here for just $150?”

The man replied: “Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”

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When Richard I died in France in 1199, his heart was removed from his body and buried in Rouen.

The medieval King of England, Henry III, once kept a pet polar bear at the Tower of London.

Edward I’s nickname was “The Hammer of the Scots” because of his repeated and violent attempts to see off rebellions from north of the English border.

King John’s official wardrobe records state that the king owned what we would now call a nightgown.

King John is known for signing the important legal document called the Magna Carta back in 1215. Despite its age, several of the document’s clauses remain law in the United Kingdom to this day.

King Edward II made it illegal for anyone to wear a suit of armor in the British Houses of Parliament.

To celebrate the coronation of Richard II in 1377, the water in the fountains of London was replaced with wine.

Henry VI became king when he was just nine months old. He went on to reign for 40 years. Oddly, his reign was split in two as he was deposed for a decade and reinstated in 1470.

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