A man and his nagging wife went on vacation to the Holy Land, where the wife suddenly passed away.

The mortician told him, “You can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150, or ship her home for $5,000.”

Without hesitating, the man chose to pay $5,000 to ship her home.

The mortician was shocked, “Why would you spend that much to ship her home when she could be buried here for just $150?”