
Day: March 12, 2026
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
A day without sunshine is like,
you know, night.
Steve Martin
THE SPHINX—DELAWARE

GLP-1 drugs may cause blindness.
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Would you go to a rally in Iran ???
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They should give away a toaster with each tanker that fills up.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/03/10/oil-prices-down-n2672600
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Jennifer Newsom makes more news. She must use the Somalia or Clinton Plan.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/10/newsom-wife-charity-millions-n2672588
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Yamaha is leaving California!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/10/yamaha-says-sayonara-to-california-n2672584
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The Basketball March Madness is almost here.
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The NBA cancelled the stripper salute at an Atlanta Hawks game. They are a sleazy team for a sleazy city.
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Schumer is a POS.
NBC does a poll.
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Baby Trump discusses immigrants from Hell.
Congress has a tighter ‘no talk policy’ than the Mafia or any drug cartel. They are in it together.
https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/tim-burchett-lauren-boebert-nancy-mace/2026/03/06/id/1248639/
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Mitch is a petty person.
Twisters rip through the Midwest.
Socialists don’t understand how an economy works.
Margaret Thatcher, a former Prime Minister of England, said it best, ” Socialism works great until you run out of other people’s money.”
NATURE
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Mamstinky—-Is ISIS trying to remove Mamstinky. Does his not public wife have security ??
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The First State Editor: What is up with the first state to approve The Constitution, LL ?
The Dover Cat: They have a lot of things.
https://www.visitdelaware.com/things-to-do/
State symbols.
https://statesymbolsusa.org/states/united-states/delaware
State song.
What about Speedy Alka-Seltzer ?
https://theonion.com/dads-favorite-piece-of-media-still-commercial-from-2005/
https://www.delawareonline.com/
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From The Peoples Land of New York City.
Astronomy Picture of the Day
A Near-Full Rotation of Uranus
Video Credit: ESA/Webb, NASA, CSA, STScI, P. Tiranti, H. Melin, M. Zamani (ESA/Webb)
Text: Keighley Rockcliffe (NASA GSFC, UMBC CSST, CRESST II)
Explanation: For the first time we are witnessing outer planet Uranus take center stage and pirouette. Uranus is one of the Solar System’s strangest planets, laying on its side and spinning like a rotisserie chicken. The featured video is composed of over 1000 spectra taken over 15 hours of continuous viewing by JWST’s NIRSpec instrument while Uranus rotates. The data captures the behavior of Uranus’s ionosphere: the ionized layer of a planet’s atmosphere that strongly interacts with the planet’s magnetic field. The aurora’s rosy glow traces the complex interplay between Uranus’s misaligned rotation and magnetic axes. Clouds can be seen as bright spots traveling across the ice giant. The blue-to-red colors represent low-to-high altitudes, showing a brand new three-dimensional view into how energy is distributed throughout the planet’s atmosphere. In the image on the left, everything is framed by the rings of Uranus. This is the most detailed look into the atmosphere of Uranus achieved yet!
Tomorrow’s picture: happy trails
