ONCE UPON A TIME…

Good Ones….

C’MON NOW…

C’mon now…My list is much more than 6. We need a much LARGER spaceship!
Then, pack them as tight as the lines at the airport!

We all know that the Democrats are not “Wrapped Too Tight.”
Now is our chance to wrap them tight and strap them in.
My humble apologies to The Man In The MOON!
I hope he does not consider them Illegal Aliens and bring them back.
I bet he will just shove them over to The Dark Side Of The Moon (Where they belong!)

-Sheila Tolley-

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

You can’t have everything.
Where would you put it?
Steven Wright

Fun Facts…Plants & Trees Part 3

The world’s largest flower, the Rafflesia, can grow up to three-and-a-half feet in diameter. It grows in Borneo. Because it attracts pollinating insects by secreting an odor similar to rotting meat, it is also known as the “corpse” flower.

The world’s smallest flowering plant is called Wolffia. It can reproduce by cloning itself, and if left unchecked could potentially continue reproducing until it cloaks the entire surface of the Earth.

Despite its woody appearance, bamboo is actually a type of grass. A single blade of bamboo can grow as much as three feet in a single day.

Just under 97% of a cucumber is pure water.

Some flowers can move their flower heads from side to side throughout the day so that they follow the sun across the sky. This movement is known as heliotropism.

The world’s tallest sunflower grew to a height of 30 feet.

The central trumpet-like tube of a daffodil flower is called the corona.

Of the world’s flowering plants, 80% are pollinated by bees. 

THE SPHINX—TRASHY & FILTHY

It appears no worse than children with experimental- trans sex change surgery.

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2026/03/27/irans-terrorist-irgc-lowers-age-join-repressive-forces-12-amid-war/

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The Speaker isn’t happy with the Senate Demoncrats.

https://redstate.com/tommy-sears/2026/03/28/speaker-johnson-has-just-spoiled-leader-thunes-senate-vacation-n2200717

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/03/27/cnn-forced-to-admit-the-long-security-lines-at-atlanta-have-totally-vanished-n2673566

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The Secret Service is no better now than when they almost got Trump killed.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/27/us-news/secret-service-agents-shoots-himself-while-escorting-jill-biden-at-philadelphia-airport/

Another fraud from the Democrats.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2026/03/26/incredible-duffy-biden-dot-truck-driving-schools-n2200675

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It’s called White Plague because it leaves your face drained of blood.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/25/health/white-plague-is-on-the-rise-in-the-us-its-deadlier-than-covid/

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Sure, we have one justice system.   One for politicians and one for poor people.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/03/24/sen-ted-cruz-just-got-confirmation-that-the-democrat-run-fbi-was-spying-on-susie-wiles-after-2020-n2673376

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In Washington state this guy is a hero.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2026/03/24/sheriff-washington-felon-arrested-98th-time-high-speed-chase/

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Baby Trump goes bowling.

NATIONAL

A new policy.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/03/26/democrat-implosions-imminent-after-scott-bessent-makes-announcement-about-change-to-us-currency-n2200680

Get the federal government out of student loans.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/23/return-of-the-doge-united-states-digital-service-stops-over-1b-in-student-loan-fraud-n2200539

Those greedy Democrats.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/03/25/wayne-county-bribery-scheme-n2673427

Democrats are low-life Dung Beetles.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/26/preventable-tragedy-83-year-old-air-force-veteran-dies-after-illegal-alien-shoved-him-onto-subway-tracks-n2200662

They shouldn’t tax money that hasn’t been made yet.    You don’t tax land that might have a building on it one day.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/25/us-news/residents-irate-after-li-town-sticks-its-homeowners-with-shock-7m-bill-after-losing-lawsuit-to-golf-course-theyre-f-king-us/

Why weren’t the cops wearing cameras ?????

https://nypost.com/2026/03/26/us-news/disgraced-cop-kelsey-fitzsimmons-receives-stunning-verdict-from-judge/

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The Clean Editor:   What is filthy, LL ?

The Answer Cat:    Here are some examples of filthy, trashy and just plain nasty.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/16/hollywood-hypocrisy-exposed-as-elites-leave-trash-filled-auditorium-ignore-squalor-on-streets-outside-n2200293#google_vignette

Mousse Man and the California Democrats are filthy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/03/17/more-ca-fraud-as-people-paid-cash-to-sign-petitions-n2672951

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/03/16/steve-hilton-levels-gavin-newsom-hes-running-away-from-his-record-n2672921

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/17/newsom-press-office-nick-shirley-n2672959

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/03/16/newsoms-revisionist-tour-hits-snag-when-he-makes-a-florida-claim-that-desantis-wont-let-stand-n2200267

When the University of Georgia told fans, a few years back, if they left trash after tailgating the parking lot would be closed—the fans left no trash.

https://www.augustachronicle.com/story/news/2010/03/18/uga-tone-down-tailgate-parties/14609811007/

Voters need to tell politicians that this is their last year in office.   They need steam cleaning or a bath.

The Gayatollah is no more.   He might reappear as an Amazon shipping box.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-lures-gay-ayatollah-out-of-hiding-with-cardboard-cutout-of-david-hasselhoff

A Philthydelphia newspaper.

https://www.inquirer.com/

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No one cares about their neighbor’s view.

https://theonion.com/god-angry-after-new-construction-blocks-view-of-creation/

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

A Message from Earth
Image Credit: Frank Drake et al., Arecibo Observatory;
License: Arne Nordmann (Wikimedia)

Explanation: What are these Earthlings trying to tell us? The featured message was broadcast from Earth towards the globular star cluster M13 in 1974. During the dedication of an upgrade to the Arecibo Observatory – then the largest single radio telescope in the world – a string of 1’s and 0’s representing the diagram was sent. This attempt at extraterrestrial communication was mostly ceremonial – humanity regularly broadcasts radio and television signals out into space accidentally. Even were this message received, M13 is so far away we would have to wait almost 50,000 years to hear an answer. The featured message gives a few simple facts about humanity and its knowledge: from left to right are numbers from one to ten, atoms including hydrogen and carbon, some interesting molecules, DNA, a human with description, basics of our Solar System, and basics of the sending telescope. Several searches for extraterrestrial intelligence are currently underway.

Tomorrow’s picture: ocean galaxy

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