We Didn’t Start The Fire (Trump Parody)

PATRIOT POST MEMES

 

????? Break A Leg

In theater and other performing arts, we say “break a leg” to wish performers good luck as they go on stage. This phrase originated in the Elizabethan era  when theater was the prime art form. At the time, many performers were superstitious. They believed that wishing someone good luck would “jinx” them, and it would result in bad luck. At first, people would avoid expressing any wish altogether. In the same era, the audiences would often bang their chairs on the floor instead of applauding. The more they liked the performance, the more they banged their chairs, and that would often result in someone breaking the leg off a chair or two. 

Soon, someone figured out a way to express a wish that sounded negative but really had a positive meaning that only theater insiders would know. Performers started telling each other,  “I hope you break a leg,” which sounded like it meant “I hope you get injured while performing” to avoid jinxing the performer. Both parties knew that it meant “I hope your performance is so well received that an audience member breaks a leg off a chair.” 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

The road to success is always
under construction.
Lily Tomlin

THE SPHINX—HAWAII

Pass The Save America Act.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/03/06/trump-to-thune-and-cornyn-i-want-save-america-act-on-my-desk-before-endorsement-in-texas-race/

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The Ayatollah’s people have to be removed.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/06/world-news/us-stealth-bombers-set-to-arrive-in-uk-trump-admin-warns-of-surge-on-iran-attacks/

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Senator Kennedy has some thoughts.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/04/john-kennedy-ayatollah-n2672293

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ON A SCALE OF 1-10, WITH 10 BEING BILL AND HILLARY SLIMY, SMELLY, AMORAL POS, THE SPHINX RANKS TIM WALZ A 10.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/03/04/tim-walz-looks-like-a-deer-in-the-headlights-as-jim-jordan-gives-him-the-3rd-degree-over-somali-fraud-n2199834

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/04/nancy-mace-tim-walz-did-you-prepare-for-this-fraud-hearing-n2672291

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The people pushing child sexual surgery are mentally ill–PERIOD.

https://redstate.com/eli-shepherd/2026/03/04/video-emerges-ucsf-administrator-threatens-to-kill-critic-of-child-trans-surgeries-n2199782

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A repeat of Baby Crockett, to recognize her Senate run in Texas.   She lost her primary.

Another Texas creep.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/06/talarico-abortion-clinics-n2672384

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NATO agrees with Trump.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/03/natos-secretary-general-confirms-iran-was-on-its-way-to-getting-nuclear-weapons-n2672214

Teach it in schools.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2026/03/04/rfk-jr-announces-plan-to-teach-americans-to-cook-americans-have-forgotten-how-to-cook/

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NATIONAL

More thanks from Iranian Americans.

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2026/03/04/photos-iranian-student-association-at-utsa-express-gratitude-to-u-s-military-for-epic-fury-iran-strikes/

The next HOR session will have 52 new members.

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2026/03/03/52-house-members-arent-running-for-re-election-making-the-midterms-a-crapshoot-for-both-parties-n4950184

The Atlanta Hawks and NBA will honor a strip club.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/03/03/hawks-plan-promotional-night-dedicated-to-famed-atlanta-strip-club/

Jake is the man.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/03/03/jake-tapper-was-it-necessary-to-kill-49-senior-iranian-leaders-n2672181

FJB and Spain.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/03/03/new-trump-slams-door-on-trade-with-spain-over-nato-iran-n2199794

Trump kicks Tucker out of MAGA.    I wonder how the minds of Tucker and MTG work ?    Rand Paul looks to be the next to go to the Dark Side.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/05/media/trump-kicks-tucker-carlson-out-of-maga-movement-after-talkers-iran-war-criticism-lost-his-way/

https://hoptownchronicle.org/kys-rand-paul-only-republican-voting-to-curb-trumps-war-powers-as-resolution-is-defeated/

More Noem news.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/03/06/noem-saga-grows-more-bizarre-as-ig-accuses-dhs-of-blocking-investigations-including-one-involving-butler-n2199907

Once in office, you can’t get rid of them.

https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2026/03/06/must-watch-joe-biden-speaks-at-jacksons-funeral-insults-the-entire-room-n4950345

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Mamstinky.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/06/us-news/nyc-first-lady-rama-duwaji-liked-social-media-post-supporting-palestinian-resistance-after-oct-7-attack-report/

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The Pineapple Editor:   What is going on in the Aloha State, LL ?

The Beach Cat:   There are a lot of water attractions.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g28932-Activities-Hawaii.html

State symbols.

https://statesymbolsusa.org/states/united-states/hawaii

State song.

Finally, Joe got the ball rolling when he said you ain’t Black unless you vote for me.   Maybe Gavin’s Aunt Nancy is trying to pass as White.

https://genesiustimes.com/cnn-adds-gavin-newsom-to-panel-on-what-its-like-being-black-poor-in-america/

https://www.staradvertiser.com/

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Was Pigleosi at the SOTU ?   Maybe she sent her stockbroker.

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-confused-by-state-of-union-from-president-who-can-talk

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Aurora Tree
Image Credit & Copyright: Alyn Wallace

Explanation: Yes, but can your tree do this? Pictured is a visual coincidence between the dark branches of a nearby tree and bright glow of a distant aurora. The beauty of the aurora — combined with how it seemed to mimic a tree right nearby — mesmerized the photographer to such a degree that he momentarily forgot to take pictures. When viewed at the right angle, it seemed that this tree had aurora for leaves. Fortunately, before the aurora morphed into a different overall shape, he came to his senses and captured the awe-inspiring momentary coincidence. Typically triggered by solar explosions, aurora are caused by high energy electrons impacting the Earth’s atmosphere around 150 kilometers up. The unusual Earth-sky collaboration was witnessed in March of 2017 in Iceland.
<>Tomorrow’s picture: big brained

Bible Verse

 But as for me, I will watch for what the Lord will do. I will wait for God, who saves me. I know that he hears me.