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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty
or half full miss the point.
The glass is refillable.
Simon Sinek

Fun Facts…Potluck Part 3

The flag of Paraguay is different on opposite sides.

Spencer Tracy and Tom Hanks are the only actors in Hollywood history to win back-to-back Best Actor Oscars.

Hair grows around half an inch every month.

Americans eat the equivalent of 100 acres of pizza every single day.

Per square mile of territory, the UK gets more tornadoes than the USA.

Stretching and yawning as a sign of tiredness is called pandiculation.

Every day, 200 hairs fall out of your head.

Bifocal spectacles were invented by Benjamin Franklin. 

Crackers have holes in them to prevent them from bubbling as they cook. 

THE SPHINX—SPACE

EPIC FURY HAS ENDED.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/14/trump-declares-iran-war-over-n2674464

https://nypost.com/2026/04/14/opinion/trumps-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-puts-irans-military-on-the-ropes/

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America can no longer protect Europe.   We have nothing in common.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/14/hormuz-open-iran-shut-us-navys-new-day-one-victory-n2201268

https://nypost.com/2026/04/14/opinion/trumps-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-puts-irans-military-on-the-ropes/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/04/14/with-the-strait-of-hormuz-closed-europes-plan-is-to-simply-not-use-energy-n2674433

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IS RO KHANNA THE NEXT DEMOCRAT TO RESIGN ???

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/14/after-the-fall-of-swalwell-is-this-dem-rep-next-n2674405

Swalwell.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2026/04/14/the-swalwell-scandal-just-got-worse-way-way-worse-n4951773

Maybe Schiff will get his.

https://pjmedia.com/stephen-kruiser/2026/04/14/the-morning-briefing-just-wondering-how-long-adam-schiff-gets-to-lie-about-well-everything-n4951759

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The Democrats and media protect their own, until it gets complicated.    Did his victims get money from the Congressional Sex Slush Fund ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/13/so-it-seems-everyone-knew-eric-swalwell-was-creepy-n2674345

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Baby Trump sends JD to meet with the Iranians.

X is cleaning up their platform.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/04/12/x-might-have-just-saved-social-media-n2674307

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The Supremes correct another mistake.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/11/moonshine-wins-big-158-year-ban-on-home-distilling-ruled-unconstitutional-n2201194

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Why not ?

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2026/04/11/trump-plans-to-follow-a-biden-precedent-and-democrats-are-flipping-out-n4951689

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Maybe China wants to start a war !!!!!!!

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/11/beijings-risky-new-move-air-defense-weapons-reportedly-bound-for-iran-n2201187

NATIONAL

Will Democrats Alvin Bragg and Big Sis handle the case ?

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/04/11/manhattan-district-attorneys-office-investigating-rep-eric-swalwell-over-sexual-assault-accusations/

Trump’s proposed arch.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/04/11/photo-president-trump-unveils-rendering-for-the-most-beautiful-triumphal-arch-in-d-c/

Good.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/trump-presidio-trust-board/2026/04/12/id/1252651/

INTERNATIONAL

Ancient baby burials.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/2500-year-old-infant-mass-grave-cracks-open-enigma-of-biblical-era-baby-burials/

Maybe the date is wrong, and the babies were killed by Herod.

https://www.desiringgod.org/interviews/truth-or-fiction-did-herod-really-slaughter-baby-boys-in-bethlehem

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Mamstinky

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/13/nypd-erik-duran-sentenced-n2674355

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The Astronaut Editor:     What is new in space, LL ?

The Floating Cat:    Here are a few newsworthy items.

Artimus 2.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/04/06/artemis-ii-releases-stunning-photos-of-dark-side-of-moon-never-seen-before-by-human-eyes-flyby-monday-n2200989

There is no ‘dark side’ of the moon.

https://science.nasa.gov/moon/top-moon-questions/

https://aa.usno.navy.mil/faq/moon_phases

Is Amazon violating space rules ???

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/04/05/space-squabble-elon-musks-spacex-accuses-amazon-of-violating-orbital-rules-as-satellite-rivalry-escalates/

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=Moondance&mstk=AUtExfBpbSqKq-gwFUQbgMktWTrlqtkB8dscRguIDSky00Lpi–bSbtFr9QjkwdfnJMHteQB49zwyKjgOohuAa2JqL1SawxSmleERYirkfz0eSnQGRLS_nF2H1eFC1t6fGB06DQ&csui=3&ved=2ahUKEwiIrqaGyNmTAxVTkokEHaWkNmUQgK4QegYIAQgAEAU#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:2f076e9c,vid:wwyxh6x1jGg,st:0

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It is about time they made a correction.

https://genesiustimes.com/pope-leo-clarifies-christ-didnt-go-to-hell-after-being-crucified-he-went-to-portland/

https://www.statesmanjournal.com/

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Muslims have their own celebrations.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-fun-megachurch-events-for-easter-2026

https://www.newsmax.com/

Bible Verse

People who run in races prepare their bodies well. They make themselves work very hard. They do this so that they will win a prize that will quickly become spoiled. But we work hard to receive a prize that will never become spoiled.