Month: April 2026
THE SPHINX—FUN ARCHIVES
NICE—Will Trump change the name of ICE to NICE ????? DO IT.
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Karoline Press Conference.
Norah and CBS smell.
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Go ahead and bomb the IRGC. They want to use the Clinton Plan, deny, delay, it’s old news.
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Why who left when at the WHCA dinner.
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Michigan has a Senate candidate hiding money.
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Where are the DOJ and FBI ?????? Sure, it is an accounting error. It exist only on paper like the 9 BILLION in her state that disappeared in scams.
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Reclaiming more fraud taxpayer money.
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Parents accept their children being killers, if not they would change the schools and local government. If victims of crime family’s organized they could change the city government.
Alaska Man.
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Mamstinky
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/27/ken-griffin-cancels-6b-project-n2675104
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The Fun Editor: What are some of your old archives, LL ?
The Hoarder Cat: Here are a few. Columbo at work.
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Obama bombed more countries than any President since WW2.
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Nancy looks like the Gorton’s Fisherman.
Iranian and Somali sleeper cells.
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My number one meme. The Israeli beepers.
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Gross.
https://theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-knicks-celebrity-row-bedbugs/
https://www.timesofisrael.com/
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Maybe she is taking Nancy’s place.
Bible Verse
God loved the people in the world so much that he gave his one and only Son to save them. As a result, everyone who believes in the Son will not die. Instead, they will live for ever with God.’
Patriot Post Memes
Democrats are such liars. After their Pre-Dawn meeting at their coven to discuss their lies for the day,
they should visit an Exorcist to cleanse their soul of EVIL.
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It makes her LATE for her Mug Shot, Sentencing by a fair Judge and Permanent Deportation from America.
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Fun Facts…In The Water Part 2
Crocodiles and alligators have the strongest bites in the animal kingdom. While a typical human’s bite force measures around 150 PSI (pounds per square inch), alligator bites measure more than 2,000, while some species of crocodile have bite forces in excess of 5,000 PSI.
One of the largest crocodiles ever recorded was a saltwater crocodile known as “Lolong” that grew to more than 20 feet long and weighed 2,370 pounds.
Electric eels, which live in the freshwater of the Amazon basin, can produce an electric shock of up to 860 volts and have been known to stun creatures as large as a horse.
The Mantis Shrimp strikes its prey with its two large club-like claws at a speed of around 50 mph and a force equivalent to a gunshot from a .22 caliber rifle.
All Clownfish are born male, with the largest fish in each brood typically changing sex to become the dominant female when required.
Because sea otters sleep while floating on the surface of the sea, to prevent them from becoming separated while asleep, they interlock their hands to form large floating communities known as rafts.
Bull sharks are among the most varied and versatile of sea creatures, and unlike many other shark species can easily switch between salt and fresh water. As a result, in tropical regions bull sharks can often swim up rivers, reaching far inland away from the sea.
Starfish eat by turning their stomachs inside out and enveloping their food with them. They have stomachs, but starfish lack brains, blood, and even anything resembling a central nervous system.
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
The sky’s the limit…
until you forget sunscreen.
Anonymous
THE SPHINX—SOME ARCHIVE FUN FROM 2025
60 MINUTES HAS GOTTEN WORSE UNDER THE NEW MANAGEMENT. NORAH IS AS SLIMY AS HILLARY.
THIS IS AN OLD IMUS SHOW, IT’S MORE ACCURATE THAN NORAH O’DONNELL.
Maybe the LDS need a TV series.
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What is the deal ?
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I’m tired of linking to Democrat criminals.
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Mortgage rates.
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Somewhat of an update.
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This is what the Democrats have to run on.
A lawless society is a doomed place.
Aldi is cleaning up their food.
Hakeem is stumped.
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The 2025 Editor: What have you archived, LL ?
The Selector Cat: Here are a few great ones. Eat dog food and lose weight.
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I miss Jake’s racism.
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Juans and Marias paying respects.
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Boom, Boom.
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You can’t please everybody.
Eric The Honorable.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/
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Gavin The Honorable.
https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-reinstates-death-penalty-for-anyone-caught-investigating-fraud
Bible Verse
11 People whose minds are in the dark do things that have no good purpose. Keep away from wrong things like that. Instead, show how bad those things really are. 12 People like that should be ashamed of the things that they do secretly. Those things are too bad for us even to talk about.
MEMES
That is very true…because Poverty is a feature of Socialism.
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I really think the Democrats have managed to build
a secret college in which their students can earn a degree in STUPIDITY.
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I would absolutely GO TO VOTE!
I would pack me a Pimento Cheese sandwich, a few Fritos
and spend the entire day watching ICE “Take Care Of Business.”
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