
Month: April 2026
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
Aim for the moon. If you miss,
you’ll land among the stars.
Anonymous
THE SPHINX—SMART OR NOT

NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENCE ASSOCIATION DINNER (WHCA) —-Shots fired.
https://redstate.com/bonchie/2026/04/25/new-whcd-shooter-identified-from-california-n2201695
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NFL draft news.
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Good news for people with hearing difficulties.
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The IRGC sounds like American Democrats when their taxpayer FRAUD MONEY IS STOPPED. They might become dissatisfied.
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Trump to clean up the Reflecting Pool.
https://pjmedia.com/david-manney/2026/04/23/trump-restores-a-landmark-and-saves-millions-n4952135
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Good blockade news.
https://www.newsmax.com/politics/iran-blockade-pete-hegseth/2026/04/24/id/1254080/
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Ban the brainwashing from TV. Kids get their homosexual sex education at school.
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They started off as 15.
https://www.breitbart.com/news/appeals-court-rules-texas-can-require-ten-commandments-in-school/
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Good news.
Who will fill in for Karoline ?
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Mamstinky.
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The W Editor: What is your article about, LL ?
The W Cat: Who cares. I am curious as to why people spend on average over $8000 on funerals. I cat-understand on honoring the deceased person, but if you have to go into debt, it is a stupid act.
Long time readers will recall when the last building on this spot washed away. I do not think it was built on bedrock. Potential buyers are not buying. They must be smart.
https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/real-estate/the-delmore-in-surfside-still-hasnt-sold-any-homes/
If it was located in NYC they would have to worry about the strike.
Drugs ?
https://theonion.com/coachella-cancels-weekend-2-after-drugs-found-on-festival-grounds/
https://www.washingtontimes.com/
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Fold them or ask the ghost of Joan Crawford.
https://theonion.com/man-torn-over-which-shirt-worthy-of-wooden-hanger/
Bible Verse
As for me, I know that my Redeemer lives. I know that, in the end, he will stand on the earth.

All God’s Creatures
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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
Always take life with a grain of salt,
a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Anonymous
THE SPHINX—UGLY

You can’t get rid of them.
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IRAN—This sounds hopeful.
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TMZ is just another Democrat boot licker.
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Powell can be with his family.
https://www.newsmax.com/politics/federal-reserve-investigation-jerome-powell/2026/04/24/id/1254084/
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Chuck is a miserable excuse for a human. FJB, Chuck, and the Democrats.
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Chris fell for nothing, he is a Radical Democrat that hates America. FJB and Chris.
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The poor Democrats.
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More thoughts on the poor dems.
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It is no secret, they support criminals and terrorists.
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Mamstinky. It is different to the Democrats when they get screwed by the government.
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The Beautiful Editor: Who or what is ugly, LL ?
The Don’t Know Cat: Here is the definition.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ugly
In cat-speak it can mean almost anything offensive. This article is one viewpoint.
https://pjmedia.com/jamie-wilson/2026/04/13/uglification-as-control-the-assault-on-beauty-n4951754
Another ugly story. I skipped Obama’s guard tower. It makes me throw up hair balls.
One more.
https://tolleystopics.com/2026/01/27/the-somali-waltz/
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What about Sydney’s Jeans ?
https://theonion.com/biologists-confirm-not-much-evolution-happened-today/
https://www.timesofisrael.com/
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Have the Somali frauds fallen out of the news cycle ?