Fun Facts…In The Water Part 1

Some scientists now believe that some sea creatures were once land animals that returned to the sea. Whales, for instance, are distant relatives of deer, and walruses are related to otters.

There are more than 500 species of shark worldwide, all but seven are listed as endangered or vulnerable species.

The evolutionary record shows snapping turtles have barely changed in 90 million years. They likely looked and hunted as they do today when dinosaurs were still around.

The Narwhal is a peculiar species of whale found in the Arctic with a long spiraling horn protruding from its head, which can reach up  to ten feet long. It is thought that Narwhals were one of the creatures that may have inspired myths of legendary unicorns.

Despite its name, however, a Narwhal’s horn is actually a gigantic tooth that grows from its mouth and through its skin.

Bowhead whales are some of the longest-lived sea creatures and can often live around 200 years.

In 2007, a gigantic 50-ton Bowhead whale was caught off the coast of Alaska, with a century-old harpoon embedded in its neck.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Aim for the moon. If you miss,
you’ll land among the stars.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—SMART OR NOT

NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENCE ASSOCIATION DINNER (WHCA) —-Shots fired.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/25/president-trump-address-the-media-following-attack-at-the-whca-dinner-n2675071

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2026/04/25/new-whcd-shooter-identified-from-california-n2201695

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NFL draft news.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2026/story/_/id/48547351/2026-nfl-draft-grades-32-teams-kiper-winners-losers-steals-sleepers-favorite-picks-classes

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Good news for people with hearing difficulties.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/04/24/trump-humorous-moment-in-white-house-highlights-deal-with-good-news-for-american-people-n2201647

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The IRGC sounds like American Democrats when their taxpayer FRAUD MONEY IS STOPPED.   They might become dissatisfied.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/04/25/iran-leadership-tells-citizens-to-ration-energy-after-us-and-israeli-strikes-cripple-infrastructure-n2675053

https://redstate.com/streiff/2026/04/25/president-trump-orders-the-witkoff-kushner-trip-to-islamabad-canceled-no-more-talking-about-nothing-n2201674

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Trump to clean up the Reflecting Pool.

https://pjmedia.com/david-manney/2026/04/23/trump-restores-a-landmark-and-saves-millions-n4952135

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Good blockade news.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/iran-blockade-pete-hegseth/2026/04/24/id/1254080/

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Ban the brainwashing from TV.    Kids get their homosexual sex education at school.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/04/22/nolte-fcc-looks-into-childrens-tv-failing-warn-parents-lgbt-propaganda/

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They started off as 15.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/appeals-court-rules-texas-can-require-ten-commandments-in-school/

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=history+of+world+part+1+ten+commandments+scene#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:562afdc7,vid:I48hr8HhDv0,st:0

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Good news.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/04/24/5th-circuit-clears-way-for-texas-to-arrest-suspected-illegal-immigrants-n2675046

Who will fill in for Karoline ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/24/why-the-white-house-press-briefings-could-get-nuts-when-karoline-leavitt-takes-maternity-leave-n2675016

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Mamstinky.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/24/us-news/mamdani-doubles-down-on-ken-griffin-attack-despite-citadels-threat-to-pull-6-billion-nyc-project/

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The W Editor:    What is your article about, LL ?

The W Cat:   Who cares.    I am curious as to why people spend on average over $8000 on funerals.   I cat-understand on honoring the deceased person, but if you have to go into debt, it is a stupid act.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/business/paying-for-a-funeral-would-force-more-than-half-of-americans-into-debt-study/

Long time readers will recall when the last building on this spot washed away.   I do not think it was built on bedrock.  Potential buyers are not buying.   They must be smart.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/real-estate/the-delmore-in-surfside-still-hasnt-sold-any-homes/

If it was located in NYC they would have to worry about the strike.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/real-estate/nyc-doormen-strike-2026-what-a-walkout-by-34000-workers-means-for-1-5-million-new-yorkers/

Drugs ?

https://theonion.com/coachella-cancels-weekend-2-after-drugs-found-on-festival-grounds/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Fold them or ask the ghost of Joan Crawford.

https://theonion.com/man-torn-over-which-shirt-worthy-of-wooden-hanger/

https://www.newsmax.com/

Bible Verse

 As for me, I know that my Redeemer lives. I know that, in the end, he will stand on the earth.

All God’s Creatures

Check this out….

Planting Tomatoes

Hats Off To You…

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Always take life with a grain of salt,
a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Anonymous

 

THE SPHINX—UGLY

You can’t get rid of them.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/24/no-way-sheila-cherfilus-mccormick-who-resigned-before-getting-expelled-is-running-for-re-election-n2675045

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IRAN—This sounds hopeful.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/04/24/iran-makes-a-move-that-shows-what-trouble-they-are-in-from-blockade-n2201639

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TMZ is just another Democrat boot licker.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/04/24/hegseth-puts-on-a-clinic-after-entertainment-outlet-tmz-asks-first-ever-questions-at-pentagon-briefing-n2201640

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Powell can be with his family.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/federal-reserve-investigation-jerome-powell/2026/04/24/id/1254084/

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Chuck is a miserable excuse for a human.   FJB, Chuck, and the Democrats.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/04/23/watch-dhs-secretary-mullin-annihilates-lying-scumbag-schumer-over-his-ice-hatred-n2201603

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/23/trump-on-schumers-ice-slam-egregious-unpatriotic-and-dangerous-n2201608                                                                      

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Chris fell for nothing, he is a Radical Democrat that hates America.   FJB and Chris.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/04/21/it-looks-like-chris-murphy-fell-for-iranian-propaganda-after-cheering-on-tehran-in-cringy-tweet-n2674809

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The poor Democrats.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/04/24/leftist-splc-donor-george-clooney-others-silent-doj-indictment/

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More thoughts on the poor dems.

https://hotair.com/david-strom/2026/04/24/voters-in-new-york-getting-what-they-voted-for-good-and-hard-n3814251

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It is no secret, they support criminals and terrorists.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2026/04/20/trust-higher-education-low-yale-university-study/89649880007/

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Mamstinky.   It is different to the Democrats when they get screwed by the government.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/24/nimby-1-mamdani-0-mamdanis-fans-sue-to-block-his-own-homeless-shelter-n2201641

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The Beautiful Editor:    Who or what is ugly, LL ?

The Don’t Know Cat:    Here is the definition.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ugly

In cat-speak it can mean almost anything offensive.   This article is one viewpoint.

https://pjmedia.com/jamie-wilson/2026/04/13/uglification-as-control-the-assault-on-beauty-n4951754

Another ugly story.   I skipped Obama’s guard tower.   It makes me throw up hair balls.

One more.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=the+good+the+bad+and+the+ugly+trailer+youtube#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:695a9396,vid:9WqN2_H-rTs,st:0

https://tolleystopics.com/2026/01/27/the-somali-waltz/

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What about Sydney’s Jeans ?

https://theonion.com/biologists-confirm-not-much-evolution-happened-today/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Have the Somali frauds fallen out of the news cycle ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-somali-community-of-minnesota-would-like-to-remind-america-that-today-is-tax-day

https://www.breitbart.com/