1) hold a Basketball in one hand, & then place a Bottle/Can of Beer on top of the Ball.
2) drop the ball, catch the Beer as it bounces up; then, of course,
3) you Chug-it.
Many apparently don’t get to 3) because they didn’t effectively manage 2).
Check out the video.
BIDEN finally breaks down and visits a remote Native American reservation.
With news crews following him around as they tour the place, the President asks the Indian Chief if there was anything they needed.
“Well,” says the chief, “We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to man it.”
Biden whips out his cell phone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up. “I’ve pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?”
“We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for thousands of years. We’ve been flying bottled water in, and it’s terribly expensive.”
Once again, Biden dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. “The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was that third problem?
The chief looks at him and says, “We have no cell phone reception up here!”
WRITTEN BY: BILL BOWSER
During the past few months we conservatives have finally begun to wake up to the fact that the democraps have been waging war against us and the country in general, while we stood by and refused to believe they might not play by the rules. We have just begun to realize that honesty and fairness mean little or nothing to them if it might obstruct them from gaining the power they so desperately desire, and have now achieved. With them in power and the supreme court clutching their pearls while trying to avoid political controversy, we’re going to have to straighten this mess out however we can. The American Thinker, a conservative think tank (Americanthinker.com) has a post today (2/2/21) entitled The “Fight That Lies Between Status Quo and Secession” that offers hope. Nullification seems like a good option, the democraps have been using it successfully for quite a while.
Despite what Rush Limbaugh thinks I think a third party is a realistic possibility. It provides an option for those centrist Democrats, who avoid the Republican Party simply because it is the Republican Party. You know the type, they say “There ain’t no way I’m voting for a Republican.”
We’ve just concluded four years of a President with very few faithful allies in the House and Senate. President Trump was in essence a third party President, and he was much more effective than other recent Presidents. Many of those who claimed to be allies routinely stabbed him in the back whenever they chose. The Never-Trumpers were probably the most slimy creatures in the swamp. We Conservatives have a formidable challenge and I don’t think the Republican Party is up to the task. Most no longer deserve our support.
At least that’s the way it seems to me.
A loyal reader, The Ghost of Gandhi from India, says Americans should have a peaceful-sit-down-protest like they did in India. They need about 100,000 people to sit down on Capitol Hill, DC, or ( if Biden’s military block legal-peaceful protest ) the residential Georgetown Neighborhood. No guns or Confederate Flags would be allowed.
Gandhi’s Ghost also says Republican HOR members, Senators, and conservative judges are next to be expelled or impeached.
The acting Capitol Police Chief wants a DMZ, like in Korea. Nancy controls the Department.
The Concerned Editor: What do the MSM-including social media, Biden, and the Democrats want, LL ?
I Regret That I Have But Nine Lives Cat: They want to smother all dissent, protest, and The Constitution. They want to kill about 10,000 Americans like the Chinese government did to their protesters.
The dems and MSM want this for you. They have been serious since Hillgal lost a sure thing. They want you in a herd.
Tucker Carlson and new Senator Tommy Tuberville from Alabama are the canaries in the coal-mine.
I couldn’t find a suitable canary. The guy behind the counter is a lying Democrat.
This could be called the rebirth of Fascism.
Where is the unity Joe ? Aren’t we a family ?
Explanation: Was the oldest known rock on Earth found on the Moon? Quite possibly. The story opens with the Apollo 14 lunar mission. Lunar sample 14321, a large rock found in Cone crater by astronaut Alan Shepard, when analyzed back on Earth, was found to have a fragment that was a much better match to Earth rocks than other Moon rocks. Even more surprising, that rock section has recently been dated back 4 billion years, making it older, to within measurement uncertainty, than any rock ever found on Earth. A leading hypothesis now holds that an ancient comet or asteroid impact launched Earth rocks into the Solar System, some of which fell back to the Moon, became mixed with heated lunar soil and other rocks, cooled, and re-fragmented. The video features an internal X-ray scan of 14321 showing multiple sections with markedly different chemistries. Moon rocks will continue to be studied to learn a more complete history of the Moon, the Earth, and the early Solar System. Friday marks the 50th Anniversary of the Apollo 14 landing on the Moon.
Tomorrow’s picture: open space