1) hold a Basketball in one hand, & then place a Bottle/Can of Beer on top of the Ball.

2) drop the ball, catch the Beer as it bounces up; then, of course,

3) you Chug-it.

Many apparently don’t get to 3) because they didn’t effectively manage 2).

Check out the video.

 

BIDEN finally breaks down and visits a remote Native American reservation.

With news crews following him around as they tour the place, the President asks the Indian Chief if there was anything they needed.

“Well,” says the chief, “We have three very important needs.  First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to man it.”

Biden whips out his cell phone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up. “I’ve pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?”

“We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for thousands of years.  We’ve been flying bottled water in, and it’s terribly expensive.”

Once again, Biden dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. “The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was that third problem?

The chief looks at him and says, “We have no cell phone reception up here!”

 

WRITTEN BY: BILL BOWSER

 

During the past few months we conservatives have finally begun to wake up to the fact that the democraps have been waging war against us and the country in general, while we stood by and refused to believe they might not play by the rules. We have just begun to realize that honesty and fairness mean little or nothing to them if it might obstruct them from gaining the power they so desperately desire, and have now achieved. With them in power and the supreme court clutching their pearls while trying to avoid political controversy, we’re going to have to straighten this mess out however we can. The American Thinker, a conservative think tank  (Americanthinker.com) has a post today (2/2/21) entitled The “Fight That Lies Between Status Quo and Secession” that offers hope. Nullification seems like a good option, the democraps have been using it successfully for quite a while.

Despite what Rush Limbaugh thinks I think a third party is a realistic possibility. It provides an option for those centrist Democrats, who avoid the Republican Party simply because it is the Republican Party. You know the type, they say “There ain’t no way I’m voting for a Republican.”

We’ve just concluded four years of a President with very few faithful allies in the House and Senate. President Trump was in essence a third party President, and he was much more effective than other recent Presidents. Many of those who claimed to be allies routinely stabbed him in the back whenever they chose. The Never-Trumpers were probably the most slimy creatures in the swamp. We Conservatives have a formidable challenge and I don’t think the Republican Party is up to the task. Most no longer deserve our support.

At least that’s the way it seems to me.

 

I have received more requests for “That German Graphic Artist” than any post in nine years, so I gladly post it again for your pleasure. It is also one of my favorites.
-Sheila Tolley-

 

A graphic artist living in Germany works from home. His wife leaves their baby girl with him each day as she goes off to work. A few months ago, he got tired of her texting to check on how he was doing with the baby. So, he started photo-shopping responses to text back to her, and it has become a worldwide Instagram sensation. Here are a few of them…