Archive | February 26, 2021

A Job With The FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.’We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ….. Kill her!!’ The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could Never shoot my wife.’ The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’ The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.’

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said. ‘I had to beat him to death with the chair.’

 

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don’t mess with them.

 

Lawyer beware….

Do You Judge Your Characters? | El Space--The Blog of L. Marie

 

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the stand.



He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people, and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”

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The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?” She again replied, “Why, yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.”

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The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, “If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you to the electric chair.”

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THE SPHINX—BIZARRE WORLD

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THIS IS WHAT THE DEMOCRATS REALLY WANT.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/02/23/democrats-send-insane-letter-to-cable-carriers-demanding-a-ban-on-conservative-tv-networks-n2585181

Cuomo is the dems poster boy—much like Bill Clinton.  He needs a nonprofit charity.  Schumer could be the CFO.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cortneyobrien/2021/02/24/rep-stefanik-now-new-yorkers-know-gov-cuomo-is-a-criminal-sexual-predator-n2585273

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Amazon begins CENSORING the books it sells.

https://justthenews.com/nation/technology/prior-removing-transgender-critical-book-amazon-changed-policies-ban-books-hate

Joe will help you.  Maybe he will give all but one home to the poor, and all but 1 million yuan.  He will for sure give your rights away, if you let him.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2021/02/20/womens-rights-biden-pushes-elimination-of-legal-recognition-of-sexes-designates-pro-life-as-pregnancy-discrimination-n330093

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https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-todays-youth-simply-dont-have-the-work-ethic-to-build-the-gulags-needed-for-their-communist-ideals

https://redstate.com/

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https://redstate.com/wag/2020/03/02/cartoon-n129569

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Travel Editor:  Is Bizarre World like Disney World, LL ?

It’s The Future Cat:  It will be, the main difference is alligators won’t eat you at BW.  Disney had been open about 40 years in Florida and alligators were still a problem.  Most of the staff were probably too busy changing the facts for ABC News to worry about gators.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-world/ct-disney-alligator-attack-20160822-story.html

TTE:  Why should people visit Bizarre World, ITFC ?

Have Fun Cat:  They won’t have to put up with fools.  Biden is going to make K-6 children learn by swimming with pods of porpoises.  He said he would also show stupid Black and Brown people how to get on the internet.  The comments are at about 5:30 and about 14 minutes into the interview.

https://www.euronews.com/2020/08/13/watch-hundreds-of-dolphins-stampede-off-coast-of-california

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2021/02/17/part-1-entire-joe-biden-town-hall-february-16-vpx.cnn

Ore-goners are making up for Iowa’s unwokeness by banning the white-racist-supremist-terrorist science of mathematics.  Evidently business will be conducted without numbers—it is similar to when the musician Prince changed his name to a symbol and no one knew how to refer to him.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/02/11/bill-requiring-students-to-use-bathroom-according-to-sex-makes-way-through-iowa-legislature/

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/oregon-math-course-racism-white-supremacy-teachers

Unnamed sources say business will be done by swapping chickens and worthless degrees from Harvard.  Politicians will continue to take bribes in vacations or Bitcoins.  Send bribes to all retired Democratic politicians in care of Netflix.

TTE:   Are you going to mention the Whiteness Scale, HFC ?

Thanks, I almost forgot.  I was so busy reading the weather-scale that another red-orange-yellow-blue-green-etc. scale confused me.

https://www.thoughtco.com/symbols-on-weather-maps-3444369

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9268585/NYC-principal-sent-parents-pamphlet-asking-rate-whiteness.html

If you want to send reparations send—Black ones to Al Sharpton/Lincoln Bedroom @White House–Asian ones to Chinese Embassy Attn: Joe/Hunter Biden—Brown ones to–Any welcome station between San Diego and El Paso Attn:  Julio or Maria.

Welcome back.  Joe and Kamala have your dog cages ready, for the little ones.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Mars Perseverance Sol 3
Image Credit: NASA, JPL-Caltech, MSSS, ASU

Explanation: Stitched together on planet Earth, 142 separate images make up this 360 degree panorama from the floor of Jezero Crater on Mars. The high-resolution color images were taken by the Perseverance rover’s zoomable Mastcam-Z during mission sol 3, also known as February 21, 2021. In the foreground of Mastcam-Z’s view is the car-sized rover’s deck. Broad light-colored patches in the martian soil just beyond it were scoured by descent stage rocket engines during the rover’s dramatic arrival on February 18. The rim of 45 kilometer-wide Jezero Crater rises in the distance. In the coming sols, Perseverance will explore the ancient lake-delta system in the crater, hunting for signs of past microscopic life and collecting samples for potential future return to planet Earth.

Tomorrow’s picture: light-weekend