WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

When I was young, so many years ago, we insulted others with words like cry-baby, tattletale, jerk, liar, teacher’s pet, square, goofball, stupid, wimp, idiot, sissy, etc. Seldom, if ever, would we  have used words like Son-of-a-Bitch and Bastard. We believed in our heart that the “F” word would have sent us straight to hell.

Now, as an adult, I am searching for the correct word for PINO Biden. Even with access to an on-line thesaurus and a dictionary so old that it still has little pictures, I cannot find words strong enough to explain my disgust for the: SENILE, PLAGARIZING, LYING, CREEPY, DISREPECTFUL, SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST, OLD FOOL.

I am sure you recall the incredible respect that President Donald Trump had for our military. He stopped walking, stood before them and saluted them before climbing aboard Air Force One.

Remember when the hat was blown from the Marine’s head? President Trump picked the hat up and placed it back on his head.

The following picture shows you the difference between an arrogant president and a humble president.

Now…watch PINO Biden in the little clip below:

At :22…He salutes the officer as if it were an aggravation or an after thought.

At :26…He stumbles. (I repeatedly enjoyed that part until my computer crashed.)

At :34…Watch closely for this one! The Senile Old Fool plagiarizes Donald Trump’s famous Thumbs-Up/ Wave Combination. That was Donald Trump’s Greeting and Signature.

PINO Biden can do NOTHING on his own. NOTHING!

A One-Trick Pony is one that has success only once. PINO Biden has never and will never be successful at anything.

He was not elected, he was selected, because of his name recognition.

PINO Biden is a cardboard cut-out of a One-Trick Pony. 

“Since PINO Biden is incapable of everything, without  plagiarizing, I am going to write his first State of the Union Speech for him. I am going to write if from the position of him being under hypnosis after being injected with a truth serum. 

This is gonna be great fun…..Pack a lunch, it will be a long Soapbox…but Trump Lovers will love it!”

 

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, “OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three… You only get one wish!”

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?”

The genie laughed and said, “That’s impossible!!!

Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete — how much steel!! No, think of another wish.”

The man said, “OK, I’ll try to think of a really good wish.”

Finally, he said, “I’ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive.

So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they’re thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they’re crying, know what they really want when they say “nothing,”, know how to make them truly happy.”

The genie said, “Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?”

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Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. 

One turned around and asked the other how he died. “I froze to death. How about you?”

“I had a heart attack.”

“How did that happen?”

“Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack.”

“That’s ironic.”

“Why?”

“If you would’ve looked in the fridge, we’d both be alive.”

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