Archive | February 10, 2021

ON MY SOAPBOX…One-Trick Pony


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

When I was young, so many years ago, we insulted others with words like cry-baby, tattletale, jerk, liar, teacher’s pet, square, goofball, stupid, wimp, idiot, sissy, etc. Seldom, if ever, would we  have used words like Son-of-a-Bitch and Bastard. We believed in our heart that the “F” word would have sent us straight to hell.

Now, as an adult, I am searching for the correct word for PINO Biden. Even with access to an on-line thesaurus and a dictionary so old that it still has little pictures, I cannot find words strong enough to explain my disgust for the: SENILE, PLAGARIZING, LYING, CREEPY, DISREPECTFUL, SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST, OLD FOOL.

I am sure you recall the incredible respect that President Donald Trump had for our military. He stopped walking, stood before them and saluted them before climbing aboard Air Force One.

Remember when the hat was blown from the Marine’s head? President Trump picked the hat up and placed it back on his head.

The following picture shows you the difference between an arrogant president and a humble president.

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Now…watch PINO Biden in the little clip below:

At :22…He salutes the officer as if it were an aggravation or an after thought.

At :26…He stumbles. (I repeatedly enjoyed that part until my computer crashed.)

At :34…Watch closely for this one! The Senile Old Fool plagiarizes Donald Trump’s famous Thumbs-Up/ Wave Combination. That was Donald Trump’s Greeting and Signature.

PINO Biden can do NOTHING on his own. NOTHING!

A One-Trick Pony is one that has success only once. PINO Biden has never and will never be successful at anything.

He was not elected, he was selected, because of his name recognition.

PINO Biden is a cardboard cut-out of a One-Trick Pony. 

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“Since PINO Biden is incapable of everything, without  plagiarizing, I am going to write his first State of the Union Speech for him. I am going to write if from the position of him being under hypnosis after being injected with a truth serum. 

This is gonna be great fun…..Pack a lunch, it will be a long Soapbox…but Trump Lovers will love it!”

 

THE SPHINX—POLITICAL MOVEMENT

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Don’t believe anything about wearing masks—have you forgotten the Antifa/BLM riots where thousands were maskless and it was OK?  If your immune system is already compromised that’s a different story.

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The Jen Psaki Files.  Hunter/Joe have been avoiding prosecution for years.  Elections have consequences.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/reaganmccarthy/2021/02/08/cbo-minimum-wage-n2584399

https://justthenews.com/government/white-house/white-house-hunter-biden-working-unwind-joint-venture-communist-chinese

This is how the election was stolen.  About 10 counties in the sanctuary states turned their electoral votes.

https://www.oann.com/mich-voter-rolls-being-reexamined-thousands-of-names-to-be-removed/

https://www.oann.com/

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This is a job that Obama, Biden, Schiff, Nadler, or Schumer could handle.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/08/did-tony-romos-pants-have-a-pee-stain-at-the-super-bowl/

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https://redstate.com/wag/2020/03/10/grr-trude-discovers-the-insidious-plot-behind-the-wuhan-virus-n130809

Our readers in the North and East should watch the weather.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/08/nyc-may-be-hit-with-another-snowstorm-this-week-forecasters/

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Bekins Editor:   Who is moving, LL ?

Mayflower Cat:  A bunch of politicians are moving.  Mikey is going to try a new opportunity.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/02/04/former-vice-president-mike-pence-joins-heritage-foundation/?utm_source=breaking_news&utm_medium=banner

Jeff Zucker is moving from CNN ( owned by AT&T ) to Cirque du Soleil.  He will be a roach.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/04/cnn-president-jeff-zucker-to-step-down-at-end-of-2021/

Another Jeff ( Bezos ) is making a horizontal move.  He will still be in charge of Amazon, but his replacement will have to attend Senate Love-Fests.  Bezos’ first task is to remove all graves and monuments of America’s Founding Fathers to an unnamed country.

https://www.vox.com/recode/2021/2/2/22263090/jeff-bezos-amazon-ceo-stepping-down-andy-jassy

If the R’s can out steal the D’s this guy would make a good President.

https://tolleystopics.com/2021/02/04/the-best-governor-in-america/

Trump moves on from the SAG-AFTRA Union.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-resigns-from-screen-actors-guild

Every Board Member of the MSM and social media should be tried, convicted of election fraud, and have all of their property given to the poor.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/05/millionaire-forced-to-tear-down-illegal-70m-french-chateau/

The Liberal States can’t even get people vaccinated.  Tell Cuomo the vaccines are cyanide and he will get the job done.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2021/02/08/nyt-wonders-why-are-rightwing-governments-performing-better-on-vaccinations-n2584357

https://nypost.com/2021/02/06/hundreds-of-covid-vaccine-doses-unused-in-nyc-over-the-weekend/

This mental giant needs a good attorney.  Bill & Hill aren’t working.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/08/womans-gorilla-glue-hair-horror-gets-stickier/

Schumer wants more money.  I have to rest this song after today.  It’s synchronicity.

https://babylonbee.com/news/devil-requests-stimulus-funds-to-widen-the-road-to-hell-due-to-increased-traffic/

Stick to your Guns

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Ever wonder where the phrase, “stick to your guns” comes from? It means to stand up for your beliefs no matter what, but can also mean to hold onto your convictions whether others agree with them or not. The origins of the phrase, however, was a command given to sailors that manned guns on military boats, to stay at their posts even when the boat was under attack.

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The Stingy Genie….only one wish…

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A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, “OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three… You only get one wish!”

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?”

The genie laughed and said, “That’s impossible!!!

Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete — how much steel!! No, think of another wish.”

The man said, “OK, I’ll try to think of a really good wish.”

Finally, he said, “I’ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive.

So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they’re thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they’re crying, know what they really want when they say “nothing,”, know how to make them truly happy.”

The genie said, “Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?”

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Walters over the dam

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Barbara Walters, on one of her 20/20 broadcasts, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict.  She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She returned years later, and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

The ultra-liberal Ms. Walters, seeking proof the Afghani women were repressed, approached one of the Afghani women and asked, ‘Why do you now seem content with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?’

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”

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Irony

Image result for cartoon pic of Heaven

Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. 

One turned around and asked the other how he died. “I froze to death. How about you?”

“I had a heart attack.”

“How did that happen?”

“Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack.”

“That’s ironic.”

“Why?”

“If you would’ve looked in the fridge, we’d both be alive.”

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

Firing Lasers to Tame the Sky
Image Credit & Copyright: Juan Carlos Muñoz / ESO; Text: Juan Carlos Muñoz

Explanation: Why do stars twinkle? Our atmosphere is to blame as pockets of slightly off-temperature air, in constant motion, distort the light paths from distant astronomical objects. Atmospheric turbulence is a problem for astronomers because it blurs the images of the sources they want to study. The telescope featured in this image, located at ESO’s Paranal Observatory, is equipped with four lasers to combat this turbulence. The lasers are tuned to a color that excites atoms floating high in Earth’s atmospheresodium left by passing meteors. These glowing sodium spots act as artificial stars whose twinkling is immediately recorded and passed to a flexible mirror that deforms hundreds of times per second, counteracting atmospheric turbulence and resulting in crisper images. The de-twinkling of stars is a developing field of technology and allows, in some cases, Hubbleclass images to be taken from the ground. This technique has also led to spin-off applications in human vision science, where it is used to obtain very sharp images of the retina.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space