Irony

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Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. 

One turned around and asked the other how he died. “I froze to death. How about you?”

“I had a heart attack.”

“How did that happen?”

“Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack.”

“That’s ironic.”

“Why?”

“If you would’ve looked in the fridge, we’d both be alive.”

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