A Cool Cowboy

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 A COWBOY TOMBSTONE

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the “Coolest Headstone” contest.

 

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE

 

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

 


The 4th Monkey…..

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An item for sale on craigslist….

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“Antique sewing table refinished by my wife, $30. [If she’s home, $100.]”

Reserved Parking Spaces

WOW! What a Bear….

Enemies of our Right To Keep And Bear Arms

Love Your Enemies Keep Your Arm Oiled Firearm Adult Short Sleeve Crewneck Tee | eBay

(The following link also appears in today’s edition of The Sphinx. Just in case you missed it in that post, I am hoping you will read it here. This is a good list of businesses to   BOYCOTT  if are against Gun Control.)

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2021/02/21/these-are-the-roughly-200-businesses-whose-leaders-are-backing-gun-control-initia-n2585088

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THE SPHINX—NEARLY BREAKING NEWS

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The RNC needs to get Trump to be their ambassador and campaign to defeat every Republican that voted for impeachment who runs in 2022.  He should also work to rid the Republican Party of Swamp Creature influencers like Nikki.  Several HOR members and 6 Senators need replacement ( 2 Senators are retiring-probably to lobby for China ).

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/02/18/shes-toast-trump-slaps-down-nikki-haleys-attempt-to-reach-out-n2584972

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2021/02/19/limbaugh-producer-james-bo-snerdley-golden-honors-late-friend-a-second-generation-founding-father/

These skanks should have been politicians.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/06/new-book-reveals-worst-about-famed-news-anchors/

https://redstate.com/

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DeSantis is doing his part.

https://thepostmillennial.com/watch-florida-gov-desantis-announces-new-election-integrity-measures-for-future-elections

Remember the false video that got our people killed in Libya.  (  Obama & Hillgal )

https://redstate.com/wag/2019/12/31/retro-tuesday-blame-it-on-the-youtube-video-n124112

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The News Editor:  What progress has America made recently, LL ?

Kung Fu Cat:  De Blasio is going to return NYC to its former grandeur.  He covered up the dead bodies in the streets, for which Cuomo was responsible ( with snow ).  That gave him room to have some dancers do Kung Fu exercises.  Only 3 million more Yorkers need jobs.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/02/19/de-blasio-nyc-dancing-n2584946

Kwai Chang Caine might be only one, of a few, who can walk the streets safely.

Speaking of safety, Chicago only had 3261 people shot last year.  A mere 769 were murdered.

https://abc7chicago.com/chicago-shootings-2020-shooting-crime-stats-statistics/9250374/

The reason the sanctuary states want to do away with mathematics, math for our dem readers, is so the people can’t count their odds of getting killed.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/12/adding-wokeness-oregon-promotes-teacher-program-to-subtract-racism-in-mathematics/

Here is more proof that mathematics is a White peoples game.  Even worse, a blonde discovered it.

So many politicians want a piece of the pie or to wet their beak, that money isn’t left for services.

These companies want to take away your guns, while leaving the border open for MS 13 murderers to come in and kill you and your families.  So far the politicians are hiding behind armed troops in DC.  Are there enough troops to protect their homes ?  Some companies are hiding behind other names ( Alphabet, Inc. includes Google ), (  AT&T, includes  a bunch ).

https://goanimate.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_assets_owned_by_AT%26T

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2021/02/21/these-are-the-roughly-200-businesses-whose-leaders-are-backing-gun-control-initia-n2585088

Biden news.

https://babylonbee.com/news/revealed-biden-shows-off-his-high-tech-basement-lab-where-he-invented-the-covid-vaccine