Take your best shot on your stimulus check.


The Editor:  Is this about the kitchen cleaners like Comet and Ajax, LL ?

Soothsayer Cat:  No it’s about comets in the sky.  Comets have fascinated people since day one.

Halley’s Comet is the most studied.

Some of our loyal star gazers might remember Hale-Bopp  which passed close by in 1997.

TE:  Do you have a favorite comet story, SC ?

Ides Of May Cat:  The Caesar story was a good tale.

We have a comet headed this way.  Our President should take extra precautions in May.

Not all space rocks miss the Earth.

Here is a band named Haley and Comet.

Comets were thought to be balls of fire.

Ask your bartender….

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 Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”


“Just put yourself in my hands for one year” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.”

A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money, so I went and bought me a new pickup truck.

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”


It’s always better to get a second opinion.