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https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/national-vietnam-war-veterans-day

Take your best shot on your stimulus check.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/anthonynitti/2020/03/26/when-you-file-your-2019-tax-return-will-impact-your-stimulus-payment/#2cd3ee4cb9dc

https://clark.com/personal-finance-credit/coronavirus-stimulus-checks/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Editor:  Is this about the kitchen cleaners like Comet and Ajax, LL ?

Soothsayer Cat:  No it’s about comets in the sky.  Comets have fascinated people since day one.

http://theconversation.com/how-ancient-cultures-explained-comets-and-meteors-100982

Halley’s Comet is the most studied.

https://www.space.com/19878-halleys-comet.html

Some of our loyal star gazers might remember Hale-Bopp  which passed close by in 1997.

https://www.space.com/19931-hale-bopp.html

TE:  Do you have a favorite comet story, SC ?

Ides Of May Cat:  The Caesar story was a good tale.

https://www.enotes.com/homework-help/play-julius-caesar-what-some-warnings-death-604291

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar%27s_Comet

We have a comet headed this way.  Our President should take extra precautions in May.

https://www.inverse.com/science/comet-atlas-may-23-2020

Not all space rocks miss the Earth.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/giant-asteroid-apocalypse-witnessed-by-ancient-humans

Here is a band named Haley and Comet.

Comets were thought to be balls of fire.

 Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”

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“Just put yourself in my hands for one year” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.”

A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money, so I went and bought me a new pickup truck.

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”

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It’s always better to get a second opinion.

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.  So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’   Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.