Archive | March 19, 2020

A Great Blonde Joke….lol

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” She yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”

“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 25.”

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THE SPHINX—-TRUST, WHAT TRUST ??

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This is their real symbol.  The second link is mama rat.

https://mashable.com/article/google-knowledge-panel-democratic-party-rats/

https://thegreggjarrett.com/like-houdini-hillary-clinton-plots-another-escape/?utm_source=socialflow

https://www.ktva.com/story/41908136/norways-thomas-waerner-wins-2020-iditarod

https://bonginoreport.com/

https://townhall.com/

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The Editor:  Do I detect a little sarcasm in your title, LL ?

Untrustworthy Cat:   Just a little.  Here are a few goofs and down right deaths.  The first is General Motors.

https://nypost.com/2020/03/07/gm-blamed-brooke-melton-for-her-death-then-covered-up-the-real-cause/

Everyone informed knows this.

https://www.newsmax.com/health/health-news/plastics-chemicals-pregnancy/2020/02/20/id/954932/

Walgreens is not a place to get prescriptions filled.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/walgreens-hid-customer-complaints-report

Wells Fargo hasn’t been trustworthy since this video was made.

https://nypost.com/2020/02/22/wells-fargo-to-pay-3b-to-settle-fake-accounts-probes/

Who inspects these creeps ?

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/trainer-of-dqd-kentucky-derby-winner-maximum-security-accused-of-doping-horses-along-with-others

Hezbollah & ISIS, both terrorist organizations, have self-quarantined, self-isolated, or are social distancing to keep safe.

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2020/03/11/report-hezbollah-self-quarantines-amid-rumors-leader-has-chinese-coronavirus/

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/03/15/isis-warns-its-members-not-to-go-to-europe-for-terrorism-because-of-the-wuhan-coronavirus/

Avoid Chinese Wuhan Flu, be careful of the air you breathe.  Our computer picked out the Sand Woman for Women’s History Month-from Amigo’s Platinum Edition.  Sex still sells.

Good Stuff

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. –Ann Landers

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. –Abigail Van Buren

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. –Farrah Gray

The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself–the invisible battles inside all of us–that’s where it’s at. –Jesse Owens

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. –Sir Claus Moser