Archive | March 19, 2020

A Great Blonde Joke….lol

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” She yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”

“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 25.”

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THE SPHINX—-TRUST, WHAT TRUST ??

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This is their real symbol.  The second link is mama rat.

https://mashable.com/article/google-knowledge-panel-democratic-party-rats/

https://thegreggjarrett.com/like-houdini-hillary-clinton-plots-another-escape/?utm_source=socialflow

https://www.ktva.com/story/41908136/norways-thomas-waerner-wins-2020-iditarod

https://bonginoreport.com/

https://townhall.com/

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The Editor:  Do I detect a little sarcasm in your title, LL ?

Untrustworthy Cat:   Just a little.  Here are a few goofs and down right deaths.  The first is General Motors.

https://nypost.com/2020/03/07/gm-blamed-brooke-melton-for-her-death-then-covered-up-the-real-cause/

Everyone informed knows this.

https://www.newsmax.com/health/health-news/plastics-chemicals-pregnancy/2020/02/20/id/954932/

Walgreens is not a place to get prescriptions filled.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/walgreens-hid-customer-complaints-report

Wells Fargo hasn’t been trustworthy since this video was made.

https://nypost.com/2020/02/22/wells-fargo-to-pay-3b-to-settle-fake-accounts-probes/

Who inspects these creeps ?

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/trainer-of-dqd-kentucky-derby-winner-maximum-security-accused-of-doping-horses-along-with-others

Hezbollah & ISIS, both terrorist organizations, have self-quarantined, self-isolated, or are social distancing to keep safe.

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2020/03/11/report-hezbollah-self-quarantines-amid-rumors-leader-has-chinese-coronavirus/

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/03/15/isis-warns-its-members-not-to-go-to-europe-for-terrorism-because-of-the-wuhan-coronavirus/

Avoid Chinese Wuhan Flu, be careful of the air you breathe.  Our computer picked out the Sand Woman for Women’s History Month-from Amigo’s Platinum Edition.  Sex still sells.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

M13: The Great Globular Cluster in Hercules
Image Credit & Copyright: Eric Coles and Mel Helm

Explanation: In 1716, English astronomer Edmond Halley noted, “This is but a little Patch, but it shews itself to the naked Eye, when the Sky is serene and the Moon absent.” Of course, M13 is now less modestly recognized as the Great Globular Cluster in Hercules, one of the brightest globular star clusters in the northern sky. Sharp telescopic views like this one reveal the spectacular cluster’s hundreds of thousands of stars. At a distance of 25,000 light-years, the cluster stars crowd into a region 150 light-years in diameter. Approaching the cluster core upwards of 100 stars could be contained in a cube just 3 light-years on a side. For comparison, the closest star to the Sun is over 4 light-years away. The remarkable range of brightness recorded in this image follows stars into the dense cluster core and reveals three subtle dark lanes forming the apparent shape of a propeller just below and slightly left of center. Distant background galaxies in the medium-wide field of view include NGC 6207 at the upper left.

Tomorrow’s picture: when night/day = 1