ON MY SOAPBOX….Bernie & the seven dwarves


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

Early this afternoon, Communist Bernie Sanders presented a little short speech to America. MSM had really high hopes that Bernie was going to toss in his Hammer & Sickle towel. That was not the case. It appears that, although Commie Bernie lost in the Mini-Tuesday vote..he has been invigorated. Evidently, that latest check from Cuba was covered by sufficient funds.

Commie Bernie made it very clear that he is looking forward to the one-on-one debate with Joe Biden on Sunday. Of coarse, we all know it will not be a one-on-one debate. Joe has Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy (Plus the other 4 Dwarves) living, rent free in his head. Now, unless the Crooked DNC, obama and Soros come up with a really impressive brown bag full of money with Bernie’s name on it….this could be getting very spooky for the DNC.

You must give Commie Bernie credit for learning a little lesson from the 2016 political battle. As you will recall, Donna Brazile leaked debate questions to Witch Hillary so she could “study up” on her replies.

Commie Bernie put the brakes on that little plan today. He presented his forthcoming questions to Joe Biden on national TV for all to hear. This will give Sleepy, Creepy Joe…  4 days to “Study Up” for Bernie’s little Pop-Quiz.

The DNC will move ahead now with the debate they had hoped would be cancelled due to lack of interest. They will now install the little fences that prevent Joe from wandering into the audience and sniffing the hair of anyone in reaching distance. They will mandate that Commie Bernie asks his questions in the original sequence, so as not to confuse Old Joe. They will write “WIFE” on Jill’s forehead so Joe can distinguish her from his sister.

They will have Mitt Romney on the line just in case Old Joe needs to phone a friend…WHO IS EVEN MORE SCREWED UP THAN HE IS!

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Nature’s Architect

“Nature absolutely amazes me. Last year, I watched a little bird through my kitchen window as it swooped down into my backyard. It had a stick in it’s beak. It was about 12 inches long. So I thought to myself: ‘Ok, Little Fella, what are you going to do with that huge (comparatively speaking, it was) stick?’

I kid you not…..I watched as the little bird bent that stick into the shape of, what looked like, a stop sign. Then it carried it up into the tree and started its little nest.”

That little bird never once called for government assistance. It never asked for help. I did feel honored and appreciated as I refilled my bird feeder that evening.

But I know that little bird was somewhere watching me and thinking to itself:

“I Got This,  Miss Sheila, you come back and admire my little baby birds in the near future.”

AND…..I did just that!

-Sheila Tolley-

 

 

Really Good Ones……

Important Notice….CORONAVIRUS (Repeated by Request)

1. If you have a runny nose and sputum, you have a common cold

2. Coronavirus pneumonia is a dry cough with no runny nose.

3. This new virus is not heat-resistant and will be killed by a
temperature of just 79/80 degrees. It hates the Sun.

4. If someone sneezes with it, it takes about 10 feet before it drops
to the ground and is no longer airborne.

5. If it drops on a metal surface it will live for at least 12 hours –
so if you come into contact with any metal surface – wash your hands
as soon as you can with a bacterial soap.

6. On fabric it can survive for 6-12 hours. normal laundry detergent
will kill it.

7. Drinking warm water is effective for all viruses. Try not to drink
liquids with ice.

8. Wash your hands frequently as the virus can only live on your hands
for 5-10 minutes, but – a lot can happen during that time – you can
rub your eyes, pick your nose unwittingly and so on.

9. You should also gargle as a prevention. A simple solution of salt
in warm water will suffice.

10. Can’t emphasise enough – drink plenty of water!

THE SYMPTOMS

1. It will first infect the throat, so you’ll have a sore throat
lasting 3/4 days

2. The virus then blends into a nasal fluid that enters the trachea
and then the lungs, causing pneumonia. This takes about 5/6 days
further.

3. With the pneumonia comes high fever and difficulty in breathing.

4. The nasal congestion is not like the normal kind. You feel like
you’re drowning. It’s imperative you then seek immediate attention.

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