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ON MY QUOTEBOX…..Do the math

” Six hundred and fifty three, primarily old and sick, people have died from Coronavirus in the U.S. since March 5.  A baby is born every 8 seconds in the U.S.”

-Sheila Tolley-


Horses Asses

( I could have titled this Horses Patoots or Horses Buttocks…..but you would not have clicked on it….so just enjoy!)

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?”

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said: “Well yeah, if that’s what they are — I never heard of circle flies.”

So the farmer says, “Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”

The trooper says, “Oh,” and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, “Hey … wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse’s ass?”

The farmer says, “Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse’s ass.”

The trooper says, “Well, that’s a good thing,” and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says,

“Hard to fool them circle flies though.”


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The Editor:  Is this about Lookout Mountain, LL ?

See Seven States Cat:  No, but that is a good idea.  See your local sights instead of any Disney property.  Look out for this.

This was a great explosion.

This is an old eruption.

TE:  The big eruptions sure do look dangerous, SSSC.

They are.  If the Yellowstone Caldera blew the FBI & CIA might detect it, unless they were busy forging evidence.

TE:  If you can’t find hand sanitizers, and at least a 70 percent alcohol content by volume is needed to kill the contagions will two ( 2 ) shots of forty ( 40 ) percent vodka by volume work ?

Vodka Cat:  Two of those shots wouldn’t work.  Wash your hands often, and stay away from crowds.  Don’t waste the vodka.

ON BILL’S QUOTEBOX….those greedy libs

“Various studies have revealed that conservative voters are much better informed than the liberal voters. Therein lies the problem. Libs expect their desires to be satisfied, regardless of how much it might cost someone else.”

-Bill Bowser-