At a crowded city bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Embarrassed, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to again take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t. Once again she reached behind her to unzip her skirt more, and for the second time attempted the step. Again she could not make the step.
About this time, a large guy who was standing behind her picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned on the would-be Samaritan. “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”
The guy smiled and drawled, “Ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind’a figured we were friends.”