Archive | March 4, 2020

Bus Stop

At a crowded city bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Embarrassed, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to again take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t. Once again she reached behind her to unzip her skirt more, and for the second time attempted the step. Again she could not make the step.

About this time, a large guy who was standing behind her picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned on the would-be Samaritan. “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”

The guy smiled and drawled, “Ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind’a figured we were friends.”

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CUCUMBERS, WHO KNEW?

 

Cucumbers… I didn’t know this, and to think all these years, I’ve only used them for salads.

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 1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!

6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers
have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don’t have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks
great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!

10. Stressed out and don’t have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber will react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.

11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don’t have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemicals will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

12. Looking for a ‘green’ way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but is won’t leave streaks and won’t harm your fingers or fingernails while you clean.

13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!

Pass this along to everybody you know who is looking for better and safer ways to solve life’s everyday problems.

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THE SPHINX—WHAT HAPPENS WHEN

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March is Women’s History month.

https://womenshistorymonth.gov/

https://www.ksfo.com/2020/03/01/womens-history-month/

https://www.battlefields.org/learn/head-tilting-history/nine-times-women-saved-the-day?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1K2Yh9X75wIVDJSzCh1gXQA2EAAYAiAAEgKQZfD_BwE

Bernie Panders to the Oppressed

New England Journal of Medicine Cuts Through the Hype to the Reality of Coronavirus

https://www.newsmax.com/

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Here is a present for, guess who ??? The smartest woman in the world.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/federal-judge-orders-hillary-clinton-deposition-to-address-private-emails-there-is-still-more-to-learn

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The Editor: What happens when a state like California gives illegals sanctuary, won’t enforce federal laws, and lets its cities become septic, LL ?

Golden Gate Cat: You forgot that California has the sixth ranked economy in the WORLD.

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=mjdRXsXBO8TcswWapIHwAg&q=california+ranking+among+world+economy&oq=california+ranking+in+world+economies&gs_l=psy-ab.1.2.0j0i22i30l2.2333.15864..19481…0.0..0.155.3157.35j2……0….1..gws-wiz…….0i131j0i10j0i22i10i30.fYHeWPwlaeg

They trash their state and want the feds or doctors to give them more money.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/gavin-newsom-mocked-for-saying-doctors-should-be-able-to-write-prescriptions-for-housing-like-for-insulin-antibiotics

California Gov. Gavin Newsom Tweets Out Bizarre Suggestion to Curb Homelessness Prompting Internet Hilarity

The governor is Pigleosi’s nephew. I compare the American Government to Boeing International. I would compare the California Democrats to India. Check out the once beautiful Taj Mahal.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-boeing-737max-debris/boeing-finds-debris-in-fuel-tanks-of-many-undelivered-737-max-jets-idUSKCN20G08X

https://www.foxnews.com/world/india-taj-mahal-foul-smell-trump-visit

The people involved in Pigleosi Land are government employed fools, here is a private fool. There is no better word to describe him. He should have tagged the carry-on–For Senators Scott & Rubio.

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/government-agents-seized-181500-in-cash-at-airport-and-wont-give-it-back

Here are some patriots.

https://www.breitbart.com/local/2020/02/23/watch-patriotic-fedex-driver-picks-up-folds-downed-american-flag/

https://www.google.com/search?q=ww+2+posters&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=FDty5QI1MDBV2M%253A%252CoxEWXt4pWC0ySM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kQrfYWCWz6f6Na-AqR1rqebUhhCWg&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj-j42O6fvnAhVHV6wKHc5FDugQ9QEwAHoECAoQJg#imgrc=FDty5QI1MDBV2M

Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Slow Dance of Galaxies NGC 5394 and 5395
Image Credit: Gemini, NSF, OIR Lab, AURA; Text: Ryan Tanner (NASA/USRA)

Explanation: If you like slow dances, then this may be one for you. A single turn in this dance takes several hundred million years. Two galaxies, NGC 5394 and NGC 5395, slowly whirl about each other in a gravitational interaction that sets off a flourish of sparks in the form of new stars. The featured image, taken with the Gemini North 8-meter telescope on Maunakea, Hawaii, USA, combines four different colors. Emission from hydrogen gas, colored red, marks stellar nurseries where new stars drive the evolution of the galaxies. Also visible are dark dust lanes that mark gas that will eventually become stellar nurseries. If you look carefully you will see many more galaxies in the background, some involved in their own slow cosmic dances.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space