Archive | September 14, 2020

Political Philosophies Simplified

 

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT:  You have two cows.  You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

A SOCIALIST:  You have two cows.  The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN:  You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT:  You have two cows.  Your neighbor has none.  You feel guilty for being successful.  You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax.  The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST:  You have two cows.  The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

A FASCIST:  You have two cows.  The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:  You have two cows.  The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:  You have two cows.  You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:  You have two cows.  The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.  You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  They are mad.  They die. Pass the shepherd’s pie, please.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.  You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:  You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You enter into a partnership with an American corporation.  Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You worship both of them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.

AN ISRAELI CORPORATION:  There are these two Jewish cows, right?  They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?

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Sometimes you gotta fake it

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The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: “I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”

He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word “mongooses.” Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: “I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”

Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. “Everyone knows no fully stocked zoo should be without a mongoose,” he typed. “Please send us two of them.”

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Power Outage

Image result for cartoon pics of electronic gadgets

During a recent power outage my PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, IPAD, and a new surround sound system were all shut down. Also my cell phone battery was dead. To make matters worse it was raining so I couldn’t play golf.

So I go to the kitchen to make coffee, OOPS, the coffee maker requires power, so I sit down and talked to my wife for a couple of hours.

You know, she seems like a nice person.

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THE SPHINX—WILL THE TRUTH BE KNOWN

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Newsom, the California Governor and Nancy Pigleosi’s nephew, gives the child sex-abusers a break.  Love those Democrats.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bronsonstocking/2020/09/12/newsom-signs-bill-removing-automatic-penalty-for-consensual-sex-acts-involving-n2575726

Here is another Democrat-Newsom-Pigleosi-Waters-Schiff-Kamala policy.  Shoot the police.

https://www.redstate.com/shipwreckedcrew/2020/09/13/despicable-video-from-los-angeles-blm-blocks-entrances-to-hospitals-in-celebrating-shooting-of-two-la-deputy-sheriffs/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/juliorosas/2020/09/13/two-los-angeles-sheriff-deputies-shot-in-ambush-attack-n2576117

Check your local forecast.

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2020-09-12-tropical-depression-storm-sally-gulf-of-mexico

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Here is one truth.

https://www.redstate.com/bonchie/2020/09/11/joe-bidens-mind-flies-out-the-window-in-interview-doesnt-know-basic-facts/

https://www.newsmax.com/health/headline/dental-health-covid-19/2020/09/11/id/986547/

Here is why the social media have to be broken-up–like in a monopoly.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2020/09/12/zuckerberg-backed-group-was-slapped-with-a-lawsuit-for-election-meddling-in-a-cri-n2576092

https://www.breitbart.com/

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Which Truth Editor:  There are so many truths looking for a home that I can’t keep up, LL ?

Today’s Truth Is The Mueller Truth Cat:  The Mueller truth will be released right after the truth about who killed and covered up the JFK murder.  Mueller was/is a crook.

https://www.redstate.com/bonchie/2020/09/10/robert-muellers-team-accidentally-wiped-dozens-of-phones-before-records-were-logged/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bronsonstocking/2020/09/10/a-surprising-number-of-phones-belonging-to-the-mueller-team-were-accidentally-w-n2575998

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2020/09/09/robert-mueller-claimed-under-oath-he-wasnt-a-candidate-to-lead-the-fbi-documents-show-otherwise-n2575912

General Mattis is a traitor.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/09/09/james-mattis-warned-intellligence-chief-collective-action-may-be-required-against-trump/

This swamp creature spied on more Americans than Russia and China combined.  Amazon is a perfect place for him.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2020/09/10/former-nsa-spymaster-keith-alexander-joins-amazon-board-of-directors/

If the wild fires burn Portland to ashes, what will the Demcomms rioters/killers do ?  Currently, they are immediately released from custody to return the next night.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/juliorosas/2020/09/10/democratic-staffer-arrested-by-police-during-riot-in-portland-n2575957

There are two truths from the Demcommsdungbeetles, if global warming/climate change isn’t the cause of something, Donald Trump is.  California, Oregon, and Washington State have put more poison in the air with their wild fires than Chernobyl, and Fukushima combined.  It happens every year.  Just as surely as the Swallows return to Capistrano these sanctuary states will be on fire, until they change their management policy.

https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2020/09/11/wildfire-smoke-causes-worst-air-quality-in-the-world-for-san-francisco-portland-and-seattle/

http://www.missionsjc.com/about/swallows-legend/

 

Good Stuff

 

 Dream big and dare to fail. –Norman Vaughan

  Do what you can, where you are, with what you have. –Teddy Roosevelt

 If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten. –Tony Robbins

 Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. –Gloria Steinem

 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Corn Moon Rising
Image Credit & Copyright: Zarcos Palma

Explanation: A rising moon can be a dramatic sight. A rising Full Corn Moon was captured early this month in time-lapse with a telephoto lens from nearly 30 kilometers away — making Earth’s ascending half-degree companion appear unusually impressive. The image was captured from Portugal, although much of the foreground — including lights from the village of Puebla de Guzmán — is in Spain. A Full Corn Moon is the name attributed to a full moon at this time of year by cultures of some northern indigenous peoples of the Americas, as it coincides with the ripening of corn. Note that the Moon does not appear larger when it is nearer the horizon — its seemingly larger size there is only an illusion. The next full moon — occurring at the beginning of next month — will be known as the Full Harvest Moon as it occurs nearest in time to the northern autumnal equinox and the northern field harvests.

Tomorrow’s picture: asteroid ejection