Be Careful Out There

Thoughts….

THE SPHINX—HURRICANES

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This is no surprise.

https://babylonbee.com/news/main-global-warming-culprit-found-to-be-massive-dumpster-fire-burning-at-1600-pennsylvania-ave-washington-dc

https://www.nationalreview.com/

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Leave her in your backseat for 8 hours.

https://www.theonion.com/ohio-5th-graders-annoyed-that-friend-forced-to-give-bir-1849485853

You can feel better.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/01/sex-toy-or-pain-relief-dallas-giveaway-triggers-furor/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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No Hurricane Editor:   Where are the hurricanes, LL ?

Global Warming Or Other Cat:  If we have many hurricanes it’s global warming, if there are few it is global warming.  Who is getting the government/rich people’s money to keep lying about global warming.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2022/09/01/climate-alarmists-hardest-hit-after-summer-months-pass-without-named-hurricanes-n621050

Some popped up.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/06/tropical-storm-earl-forecast-to-become-atlantics-first-major-hurricane/

This is a little hurricane history.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_hurricanes

The crooked politicians everywhere come in–wreck whatever they don’t like and in a few years leave the SNAFU for taxpayers to clean up.

https://thefederalist.com/2022/09/02/lets-talk-about-mayor-muriel-bowsers-looming-gas-pains/

Your dishwasher might have a mini weather event while washing dishes, but not dry plastic items.  Use a hand towel,  some people have it rough.

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20220826-why-plastic-doesnt-dry-in-the-dishwasher?utm_source=pocket-newtab

AT&T–CNN wants to report news—maybe, after reporting enough lies for 7 years to get smelly Joe elected.  FJB, CNN, AT&T, and Warner Media.  It’s hard to tell who owns what.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/02/cnns-john-harwood-is-out-as-new-boss-chris-licht-cleans-house/

https://about.att.com/story/2022/close-warnermedia-transaction.html

I can’t keep some articles short, there is too much news.  This is my favorite for today.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/14/hunter-biden-trying-to-lower-child-support-for-4-year-old-love-child/

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Joe’s FBI seized Mike ( My Pillow ) Lindell’s personal phone.  The second video is what flashed thru his mind as he saw the men in black approaching.  It is graphic–not for the squeamish.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/mike-lindell-claims-fbi-seized-his-phone

If you disagree with the Democrats, you are subject to the corrupt DOJ.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/09/13/tucker-carlson-obtains-doj-subpoena-targeting-trump-associate-details-disturbing-demands-n626659

It’s a scientific fact, men can’t get pregnant–a woman who says she is a man can get pregnant.  The dems are stupid.  IF, Ifs and & Buts were candy and nuts everyday could be Christmas (Don Meredith ).

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2022/09/13/pearls-are-clutched-after-marco-rubio-states-an-inconvenient-truth-about-pregnant-men-n626672

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The United Nations wants the world to use wind or solar energy.  They will continue to use gas and their private jets.  They also promised to pay their parking tickets and find the source of COVID.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2022/09/12/freeze-for-global-agenda-u-n-demands-european-nations-do-not-return-to-fossil-fuels-over-energy-crisis/

https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-un-fines-newyork/diplomats-owe-17-mln-in-new-york-parking-fines-idUSLNE78N00D20110924

17 million would pay the mayor and governor’s bribes for a year.

Strikes are in the news.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2022/09/12/they-fired-hundreds-of-unvaxxed-nurses-in-minnesota-and-now-thousands-are-going-on-strike-n626333

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/12/large-rail-labor-unions-move-closer-to-a-strike.html

Kids in Washington State might be safe from sexual indoctrination, with many teachers on strike.

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2022/09/10/uipi-s10.html

The banks and government learned nothing from the 2008 real estate crash, nothing.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/bank-america-ceo-pushes-back-criticisms-zero-down-mortgages-minority-communities

https://www.tiktok.com/@smurfepia/video/7004855893976157446?is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7004855893976157446&lang=en

Joe’s policies increase sexual assault in the armed forces, but we already knew that.  Imagine how many it would be if the services had 100% of authorized personnel.  Only about 50% of quotas have been met for this fiscal year.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/09/13/reports-sexual-assault-military-jumped-13-percent-biden-administration-first-year/

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/every-branch-us-military-struggling-meet-2022-recruiting-goals-officia-rcna35078

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Fetterman already lies like a Senator.

https://townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/2022/09/14/fettermans-murderous-campaign-aides-how-it-really-happened-n2613113

DeSantis sends illegals to Martha’s Vineyard.  They can live in Obama’s empty mansion.

https://redstate.com/levon/2022/09/14/ron-desantis-sends-illegals-to-the-elites-on-marthas-vineyard-n627523

https://nypost.com/2022/09/15/ron-desantis-ships-2-planes-of-migrants-to-marthas-vineyard/

Enjoy…

Senior Laughs

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair, ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.

‘I would like a bowl of ice cream. You should write it down so you can remember it?

‘No, I can remember it.’


‘Well, I’d like some strawberries and whipped cream on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?’


Irritated, he says, ‘I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!’

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. ‘Where’s my toast?’

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house. After eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I would recommend it very highly.’

The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’

The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that’s red and has thorns.’

‘Do you mean a rose?’

‘Yes, that’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.

On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

‘I don’t know,’ he said. ‘She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.’

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:

‘So I hear you’re getting married?’

‘Yep!’

‘Do I know her?’

‘Nope!’

‘This woman, is she good looking?’

‘Not really.’

‘Is she a good cook?’

‘Nah, she can’t cook too well.’

‘Does she have lots of money?’

‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’

‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’

‘I don’t know.’

‘Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’

‘Because she can still drive!’

A man was telling his neighbour, ‘I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.’

‘Really,’ answered the neighbour. ‘What kind is it?’

‘Twelve thirty.’

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’

Morris replied, ‘Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”

The doctor said, ‘I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’

One more……..

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’

‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’

Aussie Humor

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Tarantula Zone
Image Credit & Copyright: Processing – Robert Gendler, Roberto Colombari
Data – Hubble Tarantula Treasury, European Southern Observatory, James Webb Space Telescope, Amateur Sources

Explanation: The Tarantula Nebula, also known as 30 Doradus, is more than a thousand light-years in diameter, a giant star forming region within nearby satellite galaxy the Large Magellanic Cloud. About 180 thousand light-years away, it’s the largest, most violent star forming region known in the whole Local Group of galaxies. The cosmic arachnid sprawls across this magnificent view, an assembly of image data from large space- and ground-based telescopes. Within the Tarantula (NGC 2070), intense radiation, stellar winds, and supernova shocks from the central young cluster of massive stars cataloged as R136 energize the nebular glow and shape the spidery filaments. Around the Tarantula are other star forming regions with young star clusters, filaments, and blown-out bubble-shaped clouds. In fact, the frame includes the site of the closest supernova in modern times, SN 1987A, at lower right. The rich field of view spans about 2 degrees or 4 full moons, in the southern constellation Dorado. But were the Tarantula Nebula closer, say 1,500 light-years distant like the Milky Way’s own star forming Orion Nebula, it would take up half the sky.

Tomorrow’s picture: pathfinder to perseverance