No Hurricane Editor: Where are the hurricanes, LL ?
Global Warming Or Other Cat: If we have many hurricanes it’s global warming, if there are few it is global warming. Who is getting the government/rich people’s money to keep lying about global warming.
AT&T–CNN wants to report news—maybe, after reporting enough lies for 7 years to get smelly Joe elected. FJB, CNN, AT&T, and Warner Media. It’s hard to tell who owns what.
Joe’s FBI seized Mike ( My Pillow ) Lindell’s personal phone. The second video is what flashed thru his mind as he saw the men in black approaching. It is graphic–not for the squeamish.
It’s a scientific fact, men can’t get pregnant–a woman who says she is a man can get pregnant. The dems are stupid. IF, Ifs and & Buts were candy and nuts everyday could be Christmas (Don Meredith ).
The United Nations wants the world to use wind or solar energy. They will continue to use gas and their private jets. They also promised to pay their parking tickets and find the source of COVID.
Joe’s policies increase sexual assault in the armed forces, but we already knew that. Imagine how many it would be if the services had 100% of authorized personnel. Only about 50% of quotas have been met for this fiscal year.
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing thingsdown to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair, ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.
‘I would like a bowl of ice cream. You should write it down so you can remember it? ‘No, I can remember it.’ ‘Well, I’d like some strawberries and whipped cream on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?’ Irritated, he says, ‘I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!’
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. ‘Where’s my toast?’
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house. After eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I would recommend it very highly.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that’s red and hasthorns.’
‘Do you mean a rose?’
‘Yes, that’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’
Hospital regulationsrequire a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sittingon the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
‘I don’t know,’ he said. ‘She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.’
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
‘So I hear you’re getting married?’
‘Yep!’
‘Do I know her?’
‘Nope!’
‘This woman, is she good looking?’
‘Not really.’
‘Is she a good cook?’
‘Nah, she can’t cook too well.’
‘Does she have lots of money?’
‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’
‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’
‘I don’t know.’
‘Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’
‘Because she can still drive!’
A man was telling his neighbour, ‘I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.’
‘Really,’ answered the neighbour. ‘What kind is it?’
‘Twelve thirty.’ Morris,an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’
Morris replied, ‘Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
The doctor said, ‘I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’
One more……..
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
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