Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said that He would make Adam a companion And that companion would be called woman. He said, ‘This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, And when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you – She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, And will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.
She will praise you! She will bear your children. And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. ‘She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and Passion whenever you need it.’ Adam asked God, ‘What will a woman like this cost?’
God replied, ‘An arm and a leg.’ Then Adam asked, ‘What can I get for a rib?’ Of course the rest is history………
Will Cuomo get the Joe Biden/Bill Clinton sexual abuse treatment or the Harvey Weinstein ? It takes the pressure off of the senior deaths–( about 15,000 ). I wonder !! He needs judge sullivan ( from DC ).
The Pueblo Editor: Are cats afraid of heights, LL ?
One Step At A Time Cat: No, but we do have trouble climbing trees, because our claws only go one way. We are to stupid to back down. Here are some steps that look like fun, if you are a mountain goat.
Goats seem best adapted to do tough climbing. You would think that the locals would put out salt-licks for the goats, like people do for cattle and other animals.
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