Archive | March 16, 2021

The Robot Bartender

Back to the Future Testing Out Home Robot Bartender Bartesian


Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. Since the minimum wage was increased to $15 the owner had to replace his regular human bartender.

The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Martini.”
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “168.”
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious. So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Martini.”
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”
The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Biden?


Astronomy Picture of the Day

IC 1318: The Butterfly Nebula in Gas and Dust
Image Credit & Copyright: Alan Pham

Explanation: In the constellation of the swan near the nebula of the pelican lies the gas cloud of the butterfly next to a star known as the hen. That star, given the proper name Sadr, is just to the right of the featured frame, but the central Butterfly Nebula, designated IC 1318, is shown in high resolution. The intricate patterns in the bright gas and dark dust are caused by complex interactions between interstellar winds, radiation pressures, magnetic fields, and gravity. The featured telescopic view captures IC 1318‘s characteristic emission from ionized sulfur, hydrogen, and oxygen atoms mapped to the red, green, and blue hues of the popular Hubble Palette. The portion of the Butterfly Nebula pictured spans about 100 light years and lies about 4000 light years away.

Tomorrow’s picture: aurora jupiter



Tomorrow is St. Patrick’s Day.


The Brackets are out for the NCAA college basketball tournament.


This is a media creation.  Her sister is right.  Harry has Stockholm Syndrome.  This is my next to last mention of her.  She can replace Cuomo.  Her and Kamala can duke it out.


I would like to see any MSM worm do something constructive.  People like this Lumberjack made America, not Snowflakes and lying news people.

Here is an old wind-instrument.


This is a hot-pigeon.  The articles don’t say in what country the photos were taken.  The hot-pigeon has Kamala Harris feet.  Its Sphinx name is Crayola Pigeon.

These people voted for anarchy, and arsonists.


This Editor:  Did you miss your extra sleep, LL ?

That Cat:  I sure did, I was as tired as a Cuomo employee running around her desk all day.  He has Russian hands and Roman fingers.  I added him and Chauvin to our diary list.  Ken turned 60 the past week.  The first link is a perfect marriage of news and commercials.  It is similar to Democrat news and lies, they just go together.

Peter Brady from the Brady Bunch made some money because of Meghan.

Ole Lunch Bucket Joe is bringing about 2,000 immigrants a day in, with 9 % testing positive for COVID 19.  They are then sent on to cities without any treatment.

This is referring to when the laid-off miners were told to find other jobs.

Maybe the teams will move to China.