Archive | March 28, 2021

 THE SPHINX—SUEZ CANAL AND OTHER ABSURDITIES

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When Piglosi dies her body should be thrown in a nuclear waste disposal pool at any nuclear power plant, if they don’t mind the pool being polluted.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/03/26/pelosis-wild-declaration-regarding-the-iowa-house-seat-democrats-tried-to-steal-n2586936

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spent_fuel_pool#/media/File:Carso_Fuel_pool.jpg

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This is an idea whose time has come.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2021/03/25/the-most-ridiculous-thing-youll-see-today-new-nose-only-mask-protects-you-from-covid-while-youre-eating-watch-n349851

Amigo is making a pooper-popper.  It’s like a button that pops out on the turkey when it is done.  You insert it in your anus and it pops out when you need to go home and use your own toilet.  He thinks it will out sell the nose mask.  They will have a ring tone like your smartphone.

https://www.mccartneysofmoira.com/christmas/fresh-turkey/pop-up-timers/

I overheard him talking to Miley Cyrus, she isn’t unaccustomed to gadgets.  She wants more pubicity.

https://pagesix.com/2021/01/05/miley-cyrus-decorates-her-home-with-sex-toys/

https://thefederalist.com/

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Pepsi caters to Asians, but misses out on a great name Peepsi.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/25/peeps-flavored-soda-from-pepsi-has-the-internet-confused/

The ship owners fear pirates because they won’t shoot them, it isn’t nice.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/26/satellite-images-show-extent-of-suez-canal-ship-traffic-jam/

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-03-25/ship-stuck-in-the-suez-canal-called-ever-given-plus-a-few-memes/100027880

https://www.oann.com/

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Biden news.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-cedes-presidency-to-kamala-harris-since-women-do-everything-better-than-men

The end is here.

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/05/13/chip-chip-sings-for-what-its-worth-n136950

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The Canal Editor:  Can you explain what is going on in the Suez Canal,  LL ?

Sandstorm Cat:  I sure can.  Here is a little history.

https://www.history.com/topics/africa/suez-canal

It is a busy place.  The storm that grounded the ship is a common occurrence.  The storms are called ” hamsin “.

https://seasonsyear.com/Egypt

The real reason for the disaster was the ship got an erection.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/cargo-ship-drew-penis-before-getting-stuck-in-suez-canal/

https://nypost.com/2021/03/25/the-best-suez-canal-memes-the-stuck-ship-ever-given-inspired/

Bill Clinton took time out from his conference with President Kamala to offer some suggestions.  Get the Viagra out of the water and show the ship a photo of Hillary.  In a more philosophical note he said this.  The ship IS in a pickle.

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/kamala-harris-bill-clinton-touting-girls-empowerment-together-bad-joke-ncna1261977

Here are some more SNAFUS.  Post Grape Nuts have neither grapes or nuts in them.  I’m not surprised.  They probably use pine cones.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/post-to-repay-shoppers-for-black-market-grape-nuts-purchases/

This company has some big law suits coming.  The FDA must have approved the product.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/real-water-founder-apologizes-after-drink-linked-to-liver-failure/

This is a politically Independent mayor from Virginia, ” where embryos go to be killed “.  An Independent is the first classification before becoming a Registered Democrat.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2021/03/24/trainwreck-mayor-loses-it-with-a-pornographic-reference-on-twitter-then-makes-it-even-worse-n349815

Dorsey is a toady.  Twitter should be broken-up as a monopoly.  Jack should be tried for illegally influencing the election.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/25/dorsey-says-blocking-posts-hunter-biden-story-was-total-mistake/

 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

SuitSat-1: A Spacesuit Floats Free
Image Credit: ISS Expedition 12 Crew, NASA

Explanation: A spacesuit floated away from the International Space Station 15 years ago, but no investigation was conducted. Everyone knew that it was pushed by the space station crew. Dubbed Suitsat-1, the unneeded Russian Orlan spacesuit filled mostly with old clothes was fitted with a faint radio transmitter and released to orbit the Earth. The suit circled the Earth twice before its radio signal became unexpectedly weak. Suitsat-1 continued to orbit every 90 minutes until it burned up in the Earth’s atmosphere after a few weeks. Pictured, the lifeless spacesuit was photographed in 2006 just as it drifted away from space station.

Tomorrow’s picture: years of sky