THE SPHINX—A STITCH IN TIME

This is a great example. If these homeowners had kept their home in good repair the bees would not have had an entrance. Personally I don’t appreciate the authors making the bees out to be some kind monster, like Biden or Pelosi hiding in the walls.

https://nypost.com/2024/04/29/lifestyle/my-daughter-heard-monsters-in-the-wall-what-we-discovered-was-something-out-of-a-horror-movie/

This is another great example. If the administrators at the colleges/universities had tended to educating students instead of supporting a political movement they wouldn’t be under siege on their on property.

https://nypost.com/2024/04/30/us-news/columbia-university-protesters-take-over-hamilton-hall/

I think half of the squatters are Hamas-Terrorist-Baby Killers, paid by terrorist. It is happening almost entirely in Liberal-Sanctuary-Democrat cities, where punishment isn’t enforced. It’s just entertainment to me.

They need time to think, work as a team, and learn new songs.

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Not the 2024 Olympic Paris.

https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-white-women-announce-they-have-new-perspective-1851441682

https://www.baltictimes.com/news_estonia/

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Tear gas works in Florida.

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-to-remove-protesters-from-your-campus

https://www.newsmax.com/

Conservative Only MEMES

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Tolley’s Topics Wishes You A Happy Mothers Day

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Happy Mothers Day To All Our Wonderful Mothers. by Preciousbaby63 | Happy mothers day sister, Happy mothers day pictures, Happy mothers day wishes

Some Pictures Are Just FUN!!

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No Free Rides

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An old farmer drove to a neighbor’s and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.

The farmer asked, “Is your Dad home?”

The boy replied, “No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.”

The farmer said, “Well, is your Mother here?”

The boy said, “No sir, she went to town with Dad.”

The farmer said, “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”

The boy said, “No sir, He went with Mom and Dad.”

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

The boy said, “Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message.”

“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.”

The boy thought for a moment, “You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”

THE SPHINX—MOTHER’S DAY

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The Stormy Trial.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/donald-trump-michael-cohen-juan-merchan/2024/05/10/id/1164293/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/05/10/stormy-daniels-is-apparently-a-medium-now-n2638902

https://nypost.com/2024/05/10/opinion/the-antics-displayed-by-michael-cohen-are-turning-judge-merchan-feckless/

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LET’S SEE IF SWAMPER MIKE JOHNSON WILL PROCESS IT.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2024/05/10/cory-mills-files-article-of-impeachment-against-biden-n2638912

Mike will make a buzzard puke.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/05/10/mike-johnson-hakeem-jeffries-have-lot-more-common-than-most-think/

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Hunter’s trial starts on June 3, about 3 weeks away.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/us-news/federal-court-rejects-hunter-bidens-appeal-on-gun-charges-sets-up-june-3-trial/

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FILTHY CHILD GROOMERS.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/05/07/disney-shares-plunge-nearly-10-as-bob-iger-warns-about-future-profitability-decreases-marvel-output/

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/05/08/disneys-new-star-wars-series-tales-of-the-empire-uses-they-them-pronouns-for-gender-ambiguous-character/

I think IP refers to Intellectual Property.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/07/entertainment/bob-iger-mining-comment-reveals-all-you-need-to-know-about-sorry-state-of-disney/

Swap Goofy for Target Dog.

https://redstate.com/jeffc/2024/05/10/target-is-pulling-back-on-pride-themed-products-stores-the-reason-why-is-obvious-n2174037

You never know.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/07/us-news/houston-attorney-shot-and-killed-by-mcdonalds-customer-outraged-over-order/

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/us-news/utah-woman-accused-of-pulling-teens-skirt-down-steakhouse-said-she-was-applauded-by-other-patrons-in-new-body-cam-footage/

Senator Kennedy does another interview.

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/us-probe-finds-widespread-sexual-misconduct-fdic-sources-say-2024-05-07/

It takes time.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/neuralink-says-its-first-in-human-brain-implant-malfunctioned/

More destruction by Joey and the Democrats.

https://redstate.com/redstate-guest-editorial/2024/05/10/the-dols-contractor-rule-a-threat-to-truckers-livelihoods-n2173666

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The Don’t Slam The Door Editor: How did we get Mother’s Day, LL ?

You Need To Eat More Cat: Here is a little history. Our loyal Oregon and Columbia University readers can watch the video.

https://www.history.com/topics/holidays/mothers-day

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No more baloney sandwiches.

https://www.theonion.com/biden-sets-aside-land-west-of-mississippi-as-gluten-fre-1851438055

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/

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Be prepared as the Scouting America people say.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2024/05/07/boy-scouts-n2638734

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-women-come-forward-alleging-they-were-sexually-assaulted-by-whoever-trumps-vp-pick-is

https://redstate.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

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Red Aurora over Poland
Image Credit & Copyright: Mariusz Durlej

Explanation: Northern lights don’t usually reach this far south. Magnetic chaos in the Sun’s huge Active Region 3664, however, produced a surface explosion that sent a burst of electrons, protons, and more massive, charged nuclei into the Solar System. A few days later, that coronal mass ejection (CME) impacted the Earth and triggered auroras that are being reported unusually far from our planet’s north and south poles. The free sky show might not be over — the sunspot rich AR3664 has ejected even more CMEs that might also impact the Earth tonight or tomorrow. That active region is now near the Sun’s edge, though, and will soon be rotating away from the Earth. Pictured, a red and rayed aurora was captured in a single 6-second exposure from Racibórz, Poland early last night. The photographer’s friend, seeing an aurora for the first time, is visible in the distance also taking images of the beautifully colorful nighttime sky.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

Bible Verse

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Jesus said, ‘Nobody can work as a slave for two masters at the same time. Maybe he will hate one of the masters, but he will love the other one. Or he will work well for one master, but he will think bad things about the other master. God and money are like different masters. You cannot work for both of them.

Enjoy The Vintage Fifties….

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You are just a CLICK away from a trip to
The Vintage Fifties!

https://www.yout-ube.com/watch?v=TmsahlXby7c&autoplay=1

CUCUMBERS, WHO KNEW?

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Cucumbers… I didn’t know this, and to think all these years, I’ve only used them for salads.

Cucumber Pictures, Cucumber Stock Photos & Images | Depositphotos®

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!

6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don’t have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!

10. Stressed out and don’t have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber will react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown to reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.

11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don’t have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemicals will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

12. Looking for a ‘green’ way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but it won’t leave streaks and won’t harm your fingers or fingernails while you clean.

13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!

Pass this along to everybody you know who is looking for better and safer ways to solve life’s everyday problems.

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An old farmer drove to a neighbor’s and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.

The farmer asked, “Is your Dad home?”

The boy replied, “No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.”

The farmer said, “Well, is your Mother here?”

The boy said, “No sir, she went to town with Dad.”

The farmer said, “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”

The boy said, “No sir, He went with Mom and Dad.”

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

The boy said, “Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message.”

“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.”

The boy thought for a moment, “You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”

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Cucumbers… I didn’t know this, and to think all these years, I’ve only used them for salads.

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don’t have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!

11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don’t have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemicals will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!

Pass this along to everybody you know who is looking for better and safer ways to solve life’s everyday problems.

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You are just a CLICK away from a trip to
The Vintage Fifties!