Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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Don’t judge me by my past,
I don’t live there anymore.
Zig Ziglar

A picture is worth……

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THE SPHINX—MEMES

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL QUARTERFINALS.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/47362376/college-football-playoff-2025-quarterfinal-first-look-preview

NATIONAL  NEWS

Oh well.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/20/us-news/san-francisco-power-outage-leaves-130000-in-the-dark/

List the Democrat pedophiles.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/20/us-news/nearly-2-dozen-newly-released-jeffrey-epstein-files-vanished-from-justice-department-website/

Another Democrat fact changer resigns.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2025/12/19/to-my-haters-f-you-dei-police-chiefs-cries-in-fiery-but-peaceful-resignation-n2668228

Many prescription drug prices will be cheaper.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2025/12/19/trump-slashes-drug-prices-in-breakthrough-deal-with-pharma-n2668221

Good, stop experimenting sexually on minors.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2025/12/18/hhs-begins-sweeping-crackdown-on-sex-change-surgeries-for-minors-n2668120

Trump gives federal workers the day before and after Christmas off.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/18/us-news/president-trump-creates-two-new-federal-holidays-around-christmas/

More Bill Clinton and Epstein news.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/18/us-news/bill-clinton-brought-jeffrey-epstein-ghislaine-maxwell-to-moroccan-kings-wedding/

Brown University has a problem.    The killer is dead, but this is still a problem.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/17/us-news/brown-mass-shooting-raises-massive-questions-about-how-8b-college-had-no-cameras-in-area/

States need to take control of their schools.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/18/teachers-union-neopronouns-n2668026

Biden’s legacy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/19/bidens-ftc-chair-responsible-for-fresh-china-win-n2668122

New Trump-Kennedy Center news.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/12/19/hot-takes-kennedy-center-drama-n2197314

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/12/20/protest-at-kennedy-center-n2197336

NATURE

A Fisher returns.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/18/lifestyle/fisher-not-seen-in-ohio-for-more-than-100-years-caught-on-camera-at-park/

ETHICS

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ethic

Ethics is like justice, everyone yells for it until they are the one involved.   This Congressdope has some loser voters supporting him.

https://redstate.com/chase-spears/2025/12/18/no-congressman-thompson-ambush-and-murder-is-not-an-unfortunate-accident-n2197245

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The Holiday Editor:    What are your new memes, LL ?

The 2025 Cat:    They are from 2025.   How true.

https://tolleystopics.com/2025/04/24/schumers-crystal-ball/

Honoring wounded vets—LGB.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/04/24/trump-honors-wounded-vets-in-oval-office-n2188235

It’s seat belt science.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/01jshz5wrjsx0gebe7q1yqyq9z.jpeg

Don’t be like Osama bin Laden.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=bend+me+fold+me+song#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:51101e13,vid:2CVJFQkPkCg,st:0

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Happy Kwanzaa.

https://babylonbee.com/news/kwanzaa-finally-revealed-to-be-elaborate-prank-on-white-people

https://havanatimes.org/

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Jasmine is ready.

https://babylonbee.com/news/jasmine-crockett-hits-campaign-trail-to-axe-for-votes

https://www.newsmax.com/

You will laugh….

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HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

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Easiest Christmas Cutout Cookie Recipe - No Chilling Required

If you bake or eat Christmas cookies, here’s some really useful information that will help you be able to enjoy them even more:

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1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you’re making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend’s first cookie is calorie-free, (rule #1) yours is also. It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes your cookie calorie-free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.

5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have three and green ones have five – one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones!

7. Cookies eaten while watching “Miracle on 34th Street ” have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one’s personal fuel.

8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking Causes calorie leakage.

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else’s plate have no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!

10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It’s a rule!
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So, go out and enjoy those Christmas Cookies – we only get them this time of year!

 

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence
in society.
Mark Twain

THE SPHINX—ARE THERE PROBLEMS

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Democrats lose in the Epstein file release.   That is why Biden didn’t release them after 4 years.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/20/when-the-memes-are-pouring-in-regarding-the-epstein-files-you-know-the-dems-missed-the-mark-n2668234

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/12/19/slick-willy-clinton-lashes-out-at-donald-trump-over-epstein-files-release-offers-pathetic-defense-n2197315

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHTQ1GmQgfg

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NATIONAL 

The Brown University case was solved by a homeless person.   Put him on the Epstein murder.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/19/last-nights-presser-on-the-brown-university-shooter-took-many-wild-turns-n2668174

This is no surprise.  Open a new investigation.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/16/declassified-fbi-memos-probe-into-clinton-foundation-ties-to-uranium-one-deal-stalled-by-doj-leadership/

America has enough terrorist with the Demoncrats.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2025/12/17/trump-expands-his-travel-ban-n2668035

Good economic news.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2025/12/18/the-november-inflation-report-is-here-n2668113

OTHER

A nice rat on your flight is nice.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/15/lifestyle/massive-rat-scurries-about-aircraft-in-disgusting-clip/

Good news about Trump being added to the Kennedy Centers name.

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/12/18/karoline-leavitt-announces-epic-name-change-to-kennedy-center-n2197272

Mamdani loses an appointed Jew hater.    

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/12/19/mamdanis-globalized-intifada-gets-a-little-less-globalized-appointee-quits-over-antisemitic-posts-n2197285

Good shooting.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/19/operation-southern-spear-still-winning-u-s-military-strike-kills-five-more-drug-traffickers/

SPORTS

Alabama moves on to a New Year’s game in the college playoffs.

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The Constitution Editor:    Who besides everyone has problems, LL ?

The Minuteman Cat:   Here are a few situations that recently were exposed to some SUNSHINE.

Some Blue States are forcing their residents to add their tax cuts from the federal government to their state income taxes.   They love you.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/12/10/blue-state-govs-are-blocking-no-tax-on-tips-for-their-constituents-to-spite-trump-n4946933

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/21173.jpg

Who is this guy ?  A white-nationalist retard.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/10/opinion/hate-spewing-nick-fuentes-meteoric-rise-is-built-on-foreign-bots/

We don’t use Wikipedia for anything important.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/10/opinion/wikipedia-wont-fix-its-woke-bias-so-competitors-are-on-the-rise/

States are influenced more by money than interest of their citizens.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/10/opinion/insurance-companies-are-making-record-profits-off-climate-change-panic-not-facts/

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It is entertainment.

https://theonion.com/customer-service-discloses-call-will-be-monitored-for-sadistic-amusement/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Congress works the same way.

https://babylonbee.com/news/small-group-waits-in-hushed-anticipation-as-newlyweds-prepare-to-offer-marriage-advice

https://pjmedia.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

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Solstice on a Spinning Earth
Image Credit: Meteosat 9, NASA, Earth Observatory, Robert Simmon

Explanation: Can you tell that today is a solstice by the tilt of the Earth? Yes. At a solstice, the Earth’s terminator — the dividing line between night and day — is tilted the most. The featured time-lapse video demonstrates this by displaying an entire year on planet Earth in twelve seconds. From geosynchronous orbit, the Meteosat 9 satellite recorded infrared images of the Earth every day at the same local time. The video started at the September 2010 equinox with the terminator line being vertical: an equinox. As the Earth revolved around the Sun, the terminator was seen to tilt in a way that provides less daily sunlight to the northern hemisphere, causing winter in the north. At the most tilt, winter solstice occurred in the north, and summer solstice in the south. As the year progressed, the March 2011 equinox arrived halfway through the video, followed by the terminator tilting the other way, causing winter in the southern hemisphere — and summer in the north. The captured year ends again with the September equinox, concluding another of the billions of trips the Earth has taken — and will take — around the Sun.

Tomorrow’s picture: strange lightning

Bible Verse

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8 The Lord is good and he does what is right. Because of that, he teaches sinners the right way to live. 9 He is a guide for humble people, so that they know what is right. He teaches them to follow his way.