I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

   Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

   Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

   The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

   To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

   When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

   The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

  A thief who stole a calendar… got twelve months.

  A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

 Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

 When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U. C. L. A.

 The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

 The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

 The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

 If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

 A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

 A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

 A will is a dead giveaway.

 Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

 A backward poet writes inverse.

 In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

 A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

 If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

 With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

 Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

 When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

 The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

 A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

 You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

 Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

 He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

 A calendar’s days are numbered.

 A boiled egg is hard to beat.

 He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

 A plateau is a high form of flattery.

 Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

 When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

 If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

 Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

 Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

 Acupuncture: a jab well done.

 A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.

 

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ABSOLUTELY! Whether they are Republican, Democrat, RINO, DINO, etc.
OFF YOU GO TO JAIL!
-Sheila Tolley-

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Put down the ladle and back slowly away from the buffet.
-Sheila Tolley-

CHECK THAT OUT WOULD YOU? OLD TAMPON TIM WISHES TO RUMBLE WITH SOME TRUMP SUPPORTERS. WHAT A DUMMY!  I GUESS AFTER HIS GIGANTIC LOSS WITH KAMALA…HE ENJOYS LOSING. HE REALLY IS DUMB. THE RUMOR IS…THEY HAD TO BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL TO GET HIM OUT OF THIRD GRADE.
-Sheila Tolley-

 

OUR WORLD TODAY…

I am sure that many of you saw Coach Tim Walz on your News Channel in recent days.  I believe after Kamila Harris chose him as her running mate, he got a little taste of running with the big dogs, so he got a big head thinking he has what it takes.  He is giving deep though about running for President in 2028. He is getting out there, trying to be seen and heard while trying to act intelligent. He made a remark about his daily reviews of Tesla stock and the glee he felt as the stock was dropping. This ignorant man gave no thought to many of his fellow Teachers who have their retirement in money markets that could very well be vested in Tesla Stocks.  I remember when I worked for the Georgia Educators system. I had the Money market retirement plan, of course the Money Market chooses the areas of investment. I am willing to bet that Electric cars, batteries, and such are big in those investments.  

Monday around noon, Trump had a round robin type Cabinet meeting. It was televised for all tax payers to see. He stated that it was the first time a Cabinet meeting had been televised.  I will tell you; I loved it. That is how it should be. We the people are the ones who voted those Cabinet members in through our votes to the congress members. I am retired now and I am loving the education I am getting by keeping up with all the news and articles I have been reading lately, there is nothing like it. Sadly, our Children and Grandchildren are so busy trying to make a living that they miss much of the news. By the time they get home from work, cook, and take care of children, their lives are so consumed.  I do wish they could absorb more, but I understand. I was there once. I try to pour updated information into them when we converse.

The New Agriculture Secretary was explaining how she is getting eggs from So. Korea and Turkey to help bring U.S. prices down. They are working on plans for growing more Chickens and sustaining better Chicken health. She needs to talk to RF Kennedy, he can make Chickens Healthy again. Transportation Secretary Duffy explained the status of our antiquated equipment. The FAA towers, which direct our traffic in the skies, are still using floppy discs, who still does that? Well, the FAA of course. They will need to update with all new state-of-the-art equipment.  Old Joe was there for four years, rather than taking a nap every day he should have been looking into all these things that needed attention. I am sure the X Secretary Pete Buttigieg  knew nothing about taking care of Transportation. By the way, he may be looking at running for President in 2028, along with AOC.  Let’s not forget about
Gavin (Hand Signal) Newsom in California. I think his Aunt Nancy Pelosi is giving him lessons on the importance of hand movements. They must believe it enhances their intelligence.   

The Democrats are lost in the wilderness. By the time 2028 comes along they are going to be very tired of eating the Mega diet. They will be raving lunatics and Demanding real meat. 

 The SAD faces of likely Democrat Wanna-Be Presidential candidates for 2028.
These clowns look more sad than the third Gorilla attempting to climb aboard The Ark.

 ‘Go,’ Jesus said to him. ‘You are well now, because you believed in me.’ Immediately, Bartimaeus could see again. He followed Jesus along the road.

Get outta here, Little Big Mouth Libtard!  Did you not get the memo? Your CULT lost BIG TIME! Without caution, the only place you will fit in, is a jail cell.
-Sheila Tolley-