A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked,
“Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”
The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?”
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.”
The operator replied, “Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse’s station for that room.”
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.”
The grandmother said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news.”
The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”
The grandmother said,”No, I’m Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit.”
Archive | July 13, 2021
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THE SPHINX—ANSWERS
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The Department of Interior and FBI removed all agents from the Trump Russian Collusion investigation, and put them on the illegal trap Trump made in his last week in the White House.
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-attempts-to-catch-hunter-biden-by-laying-traps-baited-with-cocaine
Branson does it.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/11/richard-branson-to-fly-to-space-on-virgin-galactic-rocket/
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Nancy’s husband gets a little richer–insider trading.
Kamala is funny. The dems hate rural America because dead bodies aren’t in the street. Her couches have always been three feet from a copy machine. Her voting lies are the same ones used about walls don’t work.
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This might be The Sphinx’s last Olympic article.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/09/who-is-alica-schmidt-german-olympian-is-worlds-sexiest-athlete/
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Kim Jong-Un would be a better Attorney General than the LGBTQIO we have.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/08/kim-jong-uns-weight-loss-reportedly-not-affecting-his-rule/
The bogus Pulitzer for the 1619 project should be in this story.
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Keep up the good work.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2021/07/11/draft-n2592362
This is probably true.
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The Question Editor: Can you answer some questions, LL ?
Answer Cat: Can you give me the questions a day early like they do Joe ? I’m just kidding.
TQE: Is the hand gesture with the little and index finger extended a friendly gesture ?
I see it as a Hook’m Horns University of Texas football gesture. There must be a hundred different meanings. Wikipedia has a long list.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sign_of_the_horns
The Hawaiian people have a similar gesture.
https://blog.padi.com/a-short-history-of-the-shaka/
AOC leaves casket to the Smithsonian.
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-donates-casket-she-was-buried-in-on-january-6th-to-smithsonian
TOE: Do you have a favorite bathroom ?
I liked the desert when I was in Iraq. Amigo likes this one.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/06/inside-1-million-marble-bathroom-near-floridas-fisher-island/
TOE: Do you still report things just for the entertainment value, AC ?
Canine Cat: Yes, I’m waiting for the crash. One thing that I’m working on with some volunteers is to put one of these on every democrat when we go door to door to check on vaccines. We have had a little success with Hillbitch.
https://nypost.com/video/tiktoker-tests-dogs-shock-collar-on-herself/
This is better than MSNBC.
https://redstate.com/wag/2019/09/16/the-democra-ap-download-yours-today-n115240
Something is fishy about this story.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/07/nyc-doctor-finds-missing-dog-was-locked-in-wrong-apartment/
This retard should be sent to Chicago. The lizards should be killed, they are an invasive species. Send them to China for processing.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/07/georgia-man-accused-of-trying-to-sell-duct-taped-iguanas-for-10-each/
The time has come to impeach Joe.
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