Archive | July 13, 2021


A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked,
“Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”

The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?”

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,  “Norma Findlay, Room 302.”

The operator replied, “Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse’s station for that room.”

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.”

The grandmother said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news.”

The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”
The grandmother said,”No, I’m Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit.”



The Department of Interior and FBI removed all agents from the Trump Russian Collusion investigation, and put them on the illegal trap Trump made in his last week in the White House.

Branson does it.


Nancy’s husband gets a little richer–insider trading.

Kamala is funny.  The dems hate rural America because dead bodies aren’t in the street.  Her couches have always been three feet from a copy machine.  Her voting lies are the same ones used about walls don’t work.


This might be The Sphinx’s last Olympic article.


Kim Jong-Un would be a better Attorney General than the LGBTQIO we have.

The bogus Pulitzer for the 1619 project should be in this story.


Keep up the good work.

This is probably true.


The Question Editor:  Can you answer some questions, LL ?

Answer Cat:  Can you give me the questions a day early like they do Joe ?  I’m just kidding.

TQE:  Is the hand gesture with the little and index finger extended a friendly gesture ?

I see it as a Hook’m Horns University of Texas football gesture.  There must be a hundred different meanings.  Wikipedia has a long list.

The Hawaiian people have a similar gesture.

AOC leaves casket to the Smithsonian.

TOE:  Do you have a favorite bathroom ?

I liked the desert when I was in Iraq.  Amigo likes this one.

TOE:  Do you still report things just for the entertainment value, AC ?

Canine Cat: Yes, I’m waiting for the crash.  One thing that I’m working on with some volunteers is to put one of these on every democrat when we go door to door to check on vaccines.  We have had a little success with Hillbitch.

This is better than MSNBC.

Something is fishy about this story.

This retard should be sent to Chicago.  The lizards should be killed, they are an invasive species.  Send them to China for processing.

The time has come to impeach Joe.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Saturn’s Iapetus: Painted Moon in 3D
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, JPL, SSI, Cassini Imaging Team; 3D Rendering: NASA’s VTAD

Explanation: What has happened to Saturn’s moon Iapetus? Vast sections of this strange world are dark brown, while others are as bright white. The composition of the dark material is unknown, but infrared spectra indicate that it possibly contains some dark form of carbon. Iapetus also has an unusual equatorial ridge that makes it appear like a walnut. To help better understand this seemingly painted moon, NASA directed the robotic Cassini spacecraft orbiting Saturn to swoop within 2,000 kilometers in 2007. Iapetus is pictured here in 3D. A huge impact crater seen in the south spans a tremendous 450 kilometers and appears superposed on an older crater of similar size. The dark material is seen increasingly coating the easternmost part of Iapetus, darkening craters and highlands alike. Close inspection indicates that the dark coating typically faces the moon’s equator and is less than a meter thick. A leading hypothesis is that the dark material is mostly dirt leftover when relatively warm but dirty ice sublimates. An initial coating of dark material may have been effectively painted on by the accretion of meteor-liberated debris from other moons.

Tomorrow’s picture: black hole eats