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Archive | July 31, 2021
The Sydney Fire Commander’s answer is Priceless!
In Australia , a 4-flat housing trust property was destroyed by a fire. A Maori family of 9, all welfare recipients and gang members, lived on the right first floor flat. They died.
An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Pakistan , lived on the right ground floor flat. They, too, all perished.
Five Aboriginals, all ex-cons lived on the left ground floor. They also died.
A white couple lived on the left first floor flat. The couple survived the fire.
Various multicultural agencies were furious!! They flew into Sydney and met with the fire commander.
On camera, they loudly demanded to know why 21 Maoris, Muslims and Aboriginals all died in the fire and why only the white couple lived?
The Fire Commander said,
“They were at work.”
THE SPHINX—POLITICS
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Our leaders are just plain goofy, and want to destroy America.
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Minnesota and the dems grow murderers like some people grow roses.
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Olympic results.
https://www.nbcnews.com/olympics
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The FBI has been a rotten, creepy, bunch of degenerates for years. They were probably too busy falsifying Trump’s file to work on a pedophile involving hundreds of young girls. You scummy Democrats will cover up anything or lie about anything. Nancy investigate your FBI—you skank.
HERE IS AN OPINION FROM AN ANONYMOUS READER–LIKE YOUR TRUMP ANONYMOUS WITNESS. This reader says she hopes you die a natural death, with an inoperable disease of which Morphine, Fentanyl, Oxycontin, and Heroin can’t relieve the pain. She hopes you beg the doctors to turn off your tubes and machines. After a welcome death your miserable infected, puss-filled-body with runny sores will have to be cremated to prevent the spread. Unfortunately your whole family has the incurable affliction, and your mansions and vineyard have to be burned to the ground.
You will look like Sheev Palpatine or Snoke when the Demons come for you.
https://www.vulture.com/article/hottest-star-wars-villains-ranked.html
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Ben & Jerry’s is owned by Unilever. It looks like they screwed up. Boycotts can work.
Get those kids ready for union teacher or judge assigned transgender hormone shots.
You can’t get this from Facebook. The NYT still sux.
https://babylonbee.com/news/church-nursery-workers-to-be-awarded-heaven-fastpass
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/25/us/facebook-church.html
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The Scum Editor: What is new in politics, LL ?
The Muckraker Cat: Here are two links about Nancy.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/25/nancy-pelosis-on-her-last-legs-devine/
One citizen wants to stop Cuomos’ latest boondoggle.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/18/andrew-cuomos-penn-station-rescue-is-a-monstrous-boondoggle/
Birds of a feather flock together, but we already knew that.
BLM was and is another boondoggle.
https://redstate.com/wag/2020/06/12/whose-lives-matter-n241537
https://tolleystopics.com/2021/07/29/a-mothers-anguish/
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This is a treat for our Golden Age of Hollywood loyal readers.
https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/film-tv/a20666/feud-bette-davis-joan-crawford-timeline/
As it turned out everybody did love Lucy. I liked the advice she overheard Joan Crawford telling women friends. Don’t get on the floor to have sex with the movie’s producer–it is cold–use the couch.
https://nypost.com/2021/05/21/lucille-balls-scandalous-past-of-nude-photos-casting-couches/
https://www.songmeaningsandfacts.com/meaning-of-bette-davis-eyes-by-kim-carnes/
Bible Verse of the Day
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Remembering NEOWISE
Image Credit & Copyright: Petr Horalek / Institute of Physics in Opava
Explanation: It was just last July. If you could see the stars of the Big Dipper, you could find Comet NEOWISE in your evening sky. After sunset denizens of the north could look for the naked-eye comet below the bowl of that famous celestial kitchen utensil and above the northwestern horizon. The comet looked like a fuzzy ‘star’ with a tail, though probably not so long a tail as in this memorable skyview recorded from the Czech Republic on July 23th, 2020, near the comet’s closest approach to planet Earth. Photographs of C/2020 F3 (NEOWISE) often did show the comet’s broad dust tail and fainter but separate bluish ion tail extending farther than the eye could follow. Skygazers around the world were delighted to witness Comet NEOWISE, surprise visitor from the outer Solar System.
Tomorrow’s picture: better than Pluto
