Perhaps you have heard the CDC warning about a new virulent strain of an old disease. The bad news just keeps a’coming. Gonorrhea has made a comeback. The new strain of the disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em “), and is capable of crippling our country.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2020 when they elected Joe Biden and Liberal Progressives. They are now realizing the destructive nature of this disease. They admit an immediate “Fecally Outlook” on life and fully realize that a mask is zero help in containing this disease.
Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug, despised by Dr. Fauci, called Votemout ( pronounced “Vote-em-out” ). It can be picked up at your local pharmacy without a doctor’s prescription. You take the first dose now. The second dose should be taken just before the 2022 elections. Otherwise, Gonorrhea Lectim could wipe out all intelligent life in America.
Please pass this important message on to all borderline Democrats who appear to have enough ambition to pull their cranium out of their rectum.
Champlain Tower Diary. It will be worse than Hillgal trying to blame her Presidential loss on everyone, but those having sex with Bill.
Football is also collapsing.
After about 14 months of continuous, riots, murders, looting, and arson fires the dems are blaming gun dealers and the police for violence. Check your sanctuary governors and mayors. Baseball players are upset that they can’t put KY Jelly on their balls.
Biden resigns Presidency to return to Life Guarding. He misses the children playing with the hair on his legs.
Abortions on demand.
I believe the 5 state governors with election frauds.
The Question Editor: Who is in jeopardy, LL ?
Almost Everyone Cat: The Jeopardy Programming Director. The question is who else left the show when Alex left ?
All of the Liberal guest hosts SUX.
The IKEA management. The question is who else is as dead as Alex and his Director ?
More poor Whites have eaten water melon and fried chicken than Blacks.
Charlie the Tuna. The question is where do you go to get Tuna, period.
Sheldon Whitehouse is the answer. The question is who has more White buddies than a Polar Bear reunion ?
These are A#1.
Explanation: On sol 46 (April 6, 2021) the Perseverance rover held out a robotic arm to take its first selfie on Mars. The WATSON camera at the end of the arm was designed to take close-ups of martian rocks and surface details though, and not a quick snap shot of friends and smiling faces. In the end, teamwork and weeks of planning on Mars time was required to program a complex series of exposures and camera motions to include Perseverance and its surroundings. The resulting 62 frames were composed into a detailed mosiac, one of the most complicated Mars rover selfies ever taken. In this version of the selfie, the rover’s Mastcam-Z and SuperCam instruments are looking toward WATSON and the end of the rover’s outstretched arm. About 4 meters (13 feet) from Perseverance is a robotic companion, the Mars Ingenuity helicopter.
Tomorrow’s picture: pixels in space