A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown Vancouver, British Columbia and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read, “The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the gynecologist’s examination.
The annual salary is $85,000, and you’ll have to go to Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.”
“Good grief, is that where the job is?”
“No sir, that’s where the end of the line is right now.”
The Olympics have beds made of cardboard to discourage sex. The floor is always a good substitute. Out past the corn fields where the woods got heavy……….
The Democrats turned on the violent punks, criminals, arsonist, killers, and Molotov Coctail throwing rioters last year in the sanctuary cities/states. Now the dems can’t turn them off. Was Mayor Bowser at the game ?
Canada, like America, has let the Liberal killers get out of control. They need to be sent to the Northwest Territories for reeducation and electrical shock therapy. Trudeau should be first.
Trump didn’t have enough time to correct Obama’s hate America policy. White Americans should skip a year of enlistments. Let the BRASS change to Spanish instructions.
This is an update on the whining perpetual victim with an attitude driving with no front plate and a suspended license. Oh, he is Black and a Minnesota State Legislator.
The Birthday Editor: Is this like a birthday or special occasion, LL ?
A Surprise Cat: No, but Conservatives knew what we would get with the dems in office. Inflation-Inflation–That’s when prices go up and your income doesn’t. You lose money.