Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

The government shutdown that has continued for twenty-nine days should be called
The Schumer Schutdown since it is being continued by
Senate Minority Leader, Chuck Schumer.
Bill Bowser

 

PATRIOT POST MEMES

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Not any longer, years ago we had a couple real men on the left.
Then Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump WISED UP and came over to the right side.
So Ladies, if you are still looking for Mr. Right…you will not find him on the left.

-Sheila Tolley-


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Word on the street is that the Hot Girl on the left has a BIGGER PACKAGE than the other three.
-Sheila Tolley-


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Enjoy….

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Some people are like clouds.
When they disappear,
it’s a beautiful day.
Unknown

Random Facts…Part 3

THE SPHINX—PROBABLY AND NO

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BE AWARE OF HURRICANE MELISSA.

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2025-10-21-tropical-storm-melissa-maps-tracker-forecasts-spaghetti-models

https://nypost.com/2025/10/28/world-news/menacing-video-shows-monster-eye-of-hurricane-melissa-as-planets-strongest-storm-this-year-barrels-towards-jamaica/

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THE DEMOCRAT SHUTDOWN CONSEQUENCES.

One of the government unions wants the dems to pass the budget.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/10/27/american-federation-of-government-employees-pass-the-cr-and-open-government-n2665506

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/10/27/bessent-remarks-on-schumer-shutdown-n2195520

NATIONAL HEADLINES

Will the Republican HOR expell her ????????

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/10/27/report-jasmine-crockett-hid-stock-holdings-in-pharmaceuticals-fossil-fuels-and-marijuana-companies/

Democrats can’t take a joke.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/10/27/trump-jokes-about-serving-third-term-lib-media-melts-down-n2665507

Poor Chuckie !!!!

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/10/25/bad-news-for-schumer-heres-evidence-his-effort-to-appeal-to-the-left-may-be-hurting-him-n2195484

The Democrats think they are above the law.   I can’t print what I hope happens to them, their spouses, partners, kids, and pets.

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2025/10/24/dnc-chair-may-be-nearing-moment-where-elections-dont-matter-and-resistance-looks-completely-different/

A federal court strikes down Biden’s changing the meaning of words—gender is not the same as sex.

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2025/10/23/tn-scores-big-title-ix-win-court-strikes-down-biden-era-redefinition-of-sex-to-include-gender-identity-n2195403

Disney is jinxed.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/24/us-news/third-disney-world-death-in-10-days-curses-magic-kingdom/

DOJ to send election monitors to New Jersey and California.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/10/24/new-doj-to-send-election-monitors-to-ca-nj-n2195453

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/10/27/hoo-boy-newsom-will-monitor-the-monitors-following-doj-announcement-on-special-election-n2195561

INTERNATIONAL

No Peace Force is going to kill Hamas Muslims.   Disarming them is a joke.   I hope Israel still controls the Egyptian and Mediterranean Sea borders.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/jd-vance-israel-hamas/2025/10/23/id/1231600/

No war with Venezuela.

https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2025/10/26/there-will-be-no-war-with-venezuela-and-there-is-no-president-maduro-n4945273

OTHER

Big Tish and her fugitive grandniece are both wieners.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/24/us-news/letitia-james-grandniece-faces-criminal-charges/

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The Battleship Editor:   Will the navy bring back the battleships, LL ?

The Swabbie Cat:   The era of battleships has probably ended.

https://defenseopinion.com/does-resurrecting-the-navys-iconic-battleships-make-sense/1057/

Here is a portion of the Battle of Midway.    Aircraft Carriers were the main ships, many of our Japanese and American reader’s fathers and grandfathers were in the battle.

George H.W. Bush being rescued after a different mission.

The Battleship Missouri receiving Japanese surrender in WW 2, and her museum.

https://ussmissouri.org/

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Zohran is the Mam.

https://theonion.com/zohran-mamdani-refuses-to-share-plan-for-making-rich-richer/

https://www.bostonglobe.com/

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Teach the mayors and governors first.

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-gather-to-express-total-ignorance-about-political-system

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

The whole earth belongs to the Lord. Everybody who lives in the world and all the things in it belong to him.