Day: October 3, 2025
Ponder These…….
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
If you replace “W” with”T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day” (It does fall on a Tuesday)
100 years ago a Twenty Dollar bill and a Twenty Dollar gold piece were interchangeable. Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town.
The Twenty Dollar gold piece will still do that!
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You AIN’T seen nothing yet…
Our Democrat Minority Leaders have more hats than the Queen.
Good Stuff
What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. –Bob Dylan
I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. –Benjamin Franklin
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. – Albert Einstein
The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. –Chinese Proverb
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.
Anonymous
Sometimes you gotta fake it
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: “I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”
He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word “mongooses.” Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: “I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”
Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. “Everyone knows no fully stocked zoo should be without a mongoose,” he typed. “Please send us two of them.”
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THE SPHINX—OLD ACTIONS REVISITED
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Who knows.
An earthquake in the Philippines.
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Great.
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I can’t recognize Hakeem without his sombrero and mustache. Put horns on Schumer.
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A North Carolina storm.
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There is no joy in Mudville.
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Poor Chuck.
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Marco was so incoherent that he was mistaken for Joe Biden.
https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-federal-workforce-replaced-by-marco-rubio
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A Super Bowl boycott is in the works over the Bad Bunny halftime show.
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This is too good not to repeat.
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Sherrill is a loyal Democrat.
She gets two kids admitted to the Naval Academy.
Another problem.
New Jersey voters should remember that Sherrill is not as she appears.
https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/4069.jpg
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Violence is a way of life.
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POLITICS
Chicago is a breeding ground for violence.
Spanberger is unfit for any public office. Go work for Obama’s Park in Chicago.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/09/29/winsome-sears-ad-n2664129
The more the better.
ESPN has been a Democratic venue since Disney bought them in about 1996.
https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2025/09/30/paul-finebaum-espn-killed-my-2019-interview-trump/
Memphis is a Democrat violent snake pit.
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The Wild Kingdom Editor: Is your title about history, LL ?
The Love Birds Cat: It’s about recent history. One of the Love Birds loses his lawsuit. Merrick Garland and/or Chris Wray approved 1.2 million for Peter’s earlier complaints. Anyone in the Biden Administration could write a million dollar check, they all went thru Joe’s China Bank.
Another recent/current case is The Walrus.
The Walrus had more classified material at his home and office than Joe Biden had in the old Corvette in his garage.
This district is run by monkeys.
https://www.bluetreesavings.com/post/the-monkey-ladder-experiment
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I bet James Comey wishes he had evidence this solid.
https://genesiustimes.com/brigitte-macron-produces-ironclad-photographic-evidence-of-womanhood/
https://www.timesofisrael.com/
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Those dems!!!
https://babylonbee.com/news/logo-update-democrat-donkey-now-holding-sniper-rifle
Astronomy Picture of the Day
NGC 6960: The Witch’s Broom Nebula
Image Credit & Copyright: Brian Meyers
Explanation: Ten thousand years ago, before the dawn of recorded human history, a new light would suddenly have appeared in the night sky and faded after a few weeks. Today we know this light was from a supernova, or exploding star, and record the expanding debris cloud as the Veil Nebula, a supernova remnant. This sharp telescopic view is centered on a western segment of the Veil Nebula cataloged as NGC 6960 but less formally known as the Witch’s Broom Nebula. Blasted out in the cataclysmic explosion, an interstellar shock wave plows through space sweeping up and exciting interstellar material. Imaged with narrow band filters, the glowing filaments are like long ripples in a sheet seen almost edge on, remarkably well separated into atomic hydrogen (red) and oxygen (blue-green) gas. The complete supernova remnant lies about 1400 light-years away towards the constellation Cygnus. This Witch’s Broom actually spans about 35 light-years. The bright star in the frame is 52 Cygni, visible with the unaided eye from a dark location but unrelated to the ancient supernova remnant.
Tomorrow’s picture: the shadowy realm