When I was a little bitty baby….

PATRIOT POST MEMES

C’mon now…we can pack in more than six for this important mission. If that seat belt is snugged really tight for security sake, all these will fit in one seat.
-Sheila Tolley-


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Did all their other ‘LaWhores’ resign?
The good news just keeps a’coming!
-Sheila Tolley-


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AMEN!
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Pocahantas should not take any Venezuelan boat rides while she is wearing her
Tribal Pharmahoe headdress & neck accessories.
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It is the Brain-Dead ones that present the problem.
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D)  BLUE STATE GOVERNMENTS
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Not to get off the subject of the Auto-Pen President, BUT how many INSURED Hunter Biden Paintings were really destroyed in that Palisades California fire? I have seen that 200 were reported…such a loss, but yet a financial gain, “tsk, tsk.”
-Sheila Tolley-

Abbott & Costello would love this one!

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Balance is not something you find,
it’s something you create.
Jana Kingsford

Good Stuff

Only those who risk going too far will ever know how far they can go.

There is no such thing in anyone’s life as an unimportant day.

A smile is contagious; be a carrier.

Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well as destroy the object on which it is poured.

The best thing to do behind a friend’s back is pat it.

It is easier to go down a hill than up, but the view is from the top.

There are two types of people…those who come into a room and say, “Well, here I am,” and those who come in and say, “Ah, there you are.”

A story to dazzle your friends….

Here’s a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends.

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946 , the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees.

The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford’s office and
sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter.

Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car.
They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately.

The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent.
The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, ‘The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,’ on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.

Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Jewish, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg’s name on two million Fords. They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown.

And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show:

Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max — on the controls.

Control yourself…You needed a good laugh!

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