Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Anthony’s roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” So he sat down and wrote an email:

 Dear Mama,
I’m not saying that you “did” take the sugar bowl from my house; I’m not saying that you “did not” take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony

A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:

Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with Maria, and I’m not saying that you “do not” sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama,

Moral:
Never BS your Mama.

Do one thing every day that scares you.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Alarm Clock….a device for waking up people who don’t have small children.

Once a task has begun, Never leave it until it’s done. Though the task be great or small, Do it well or not at all.

Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing.

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five more minutes.

There is not a right way to do a wrong thing.

 

 

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Trump goes off script.

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/10/13/watch-trump-goes-off-script-during-israeli-speech-and-everyone-in-the-chamber-went-crazy-n2195015

Trumps upgrades Canadian leader to Prime Minister.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/10/14/trump-had-a-hilarious-hot-mic-moment-with-canadas-prime-minister-n2664889

Thanks Lieawatha, you commie.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/10/13/jd-vance-reply-to-elizabeth-warren-on-peace-deal-n2195036

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What a creepy person, CNN deserves her.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/10/13/cnns-christiane-amanpour-said-what-now-about-the-israeli-hostages-and-hamas-n2664868

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/10/14/cnn-host-forced-to-clear-up-her-atrocious-comments-about-the-release-of-israeli-hostages-n2664888

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Is MTG taking any of Pigleosi’s drugs ?????    It’s a Democrat Party shutdown.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/10/13/did-marjorie-taylor-greene-really-blame-the-gop-for-the-schumer-shutdown-n2664814

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Jack did what Biden and Merrick Garland told him to do—his bosses.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/10/10/exclusive-sen-cynthia-lummis-jack-smiths-senatorial-spying-so-dark-that-it-shocks-the-conscience/

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Neither Obama has any class.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/10/09/obama-weighs-in-on-israel-hamas-peace-deal-leaves-out-one-key-name-n2194923

One reader’s thoughts.

Who woke obama up? Perhaps Iran can contribute to obama’s Go Fund Me Account for these people who elected Hamas as their leaders. They should  still have a little pocket change left from the $1.7 Billion that worthless obama sent to them 9 short years ago. You remember it was in cash, on pallets, after dark in 3 unmarked planes. If not, surely they have some bucks left from the 6 Billion in frozen South Korean accounts that Biden THAWED OUT for them in 2023. Go back to sleep, obama. Take Biden with you. 

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OTHER

New York should use one name in their state—New or York.

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2025/10/10/another-illegal-immigrant-trucker-busted-but-the-best-part-is-his-name-n2194945

York could also lock up career criminals.   It is a third world city.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/12/us-news/nyc-machete-attack-suspect-charged-in-fatal-hit-and-run/

Too soon good news.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2025/10/11/game-on-new-poll-on-va-statewide-races-confirms-democrats-worst-fears-amid-jay-jones-scandal-n2194978

The rich might be tired of the Democrat crime.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/10/11/dem-megadonor-marc-benioff-says-trump-should-send-national-guard-to-san-francisco/

HEALTH

Be careful of what you do to your body.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/11/health/celeb-backed-wellness-craze-can-be-harmful-to-health-study/

Guns also save lives.

https://bearingarms.com/camedwards/2025/10/11/florida-woman-disarms-hostage-holding-suspect-thanks-to-gun-of-her-own-n1230231

Check this out.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/13/health/spine-surgeon-reveals-worst-thing-you-can-do-for-your-neck-and-back/

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The Shake Editor:    Do you know about earthquakes, LL ?

The Rattle Cat:   No, but here is some information.

These videos are scary.

The 1906 San Francisco earthquake.

The Missouri-New Madrid earthquakes.

http://www.new-madrid.mo.us/132/Strange-Happenings-during-the-Earthquake

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The Pope.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-activates-ice-powers-builds-ice-palace-while-singing-in-sparkly-blue-dress

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Dollar Store Obama.

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-hakeem-jeffries-filibusters-big-beautiful-bill-provision-that-officially-labels-him-dollar-store-obama/

https://www.breitbart.com/