The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
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Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
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If you don’t have a sense of humor you probably don’t have any sense at all.
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Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
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How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
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Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
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No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
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There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
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There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. for example, it could be the right number.
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No one ever says “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
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I’ve reached the age where ‘happy hour’ is a nap.
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Be careful about reading the fine print there’s no way you’re going to like it.
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The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
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Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
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Money can’t buy happiness but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a VW.
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After 60, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you’re probably dead.
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Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
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Life isn’t tied with a bow but it’s still a gift.

 

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. –Henry Ford

It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. –Abraham Lincoln

Change your thoughts and you change your world. –Norman Vincent Peale

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. –Benjamin Franklin

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, “I’m possible!” –Audrey Hepburn

Success is not final, failure is not fatal:
It is the courage to continue that counts.
Winston Churchill

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Abigail is a Virginia loser.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/10/23/exclusive-spanberger-campaign-caught-on-videostaffer-confirms-aipac-cash-and-no-hope-for-change-n2665320

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Disney is run by perverts.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2025/10/21/disneys-princess-boutique-that-featured-transgender-employees-gets-makeover-after-backlash-n2195321

https://nypost.com/2025/10/22/us-news/disneys-fort-wilderness-resort-and-campground-guest-dies/

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State legislatures need to bring back minimum penalties to stop this crap, or let families sue the District Attorneys with no tax money for her/his defense.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/10/21/kada-scott-philly-da-n2665261

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We have covered this monstrosity before.   It does look like a North Korean guard tower.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/10/19/obama-presidential-center-is-ugly-n2195250

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Too bad.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/21/us-news/horror-as-cali-car-thief-seen-getting-mowed-down-and-killed-on-live-tv/

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Democrat McCrimes are growing everyday.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2025/10/19/sheriff-mcdonalds-worker-shoots-suspects-after-mcargument/

Fewer illegals will lower the McCrime rate.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/21/us-news/trump-admin-on-pace-to-shatter-deportation-record-by-end-of-first-year-just-the-beginning/

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POLITICS

Is Cincinnati’s police chief a racist or just a loyal Democrat???

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/10/21/cincy-police-chief-placed-on-leave-n2665233

Get more patriots elected.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/10/20/house-republicans-blowing-away-democrats-in-fundraising/

Newsom is a petty little man.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/10/20/white-house-gavin-newsom-closed-highway-during-jd-vances-trip-to-u-s-marine-corps-petty-little-man/

OTHER

Safety is hard to find.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/19/us-news/united-airlines-pilot-injured-after-mystery-object-smashes-windshield-at-36000-feet/

Fired college coaches never have to work again.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/19/sports/florida-fires-embattled-coach-billy-napier-in-21m-catastrophe/

Why do they come clean now ??

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2025/10/20/report-army-contractor-claims-responsibility-for-2024s-mystery-drone-scare/

Free food in NYC.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/22/business/an-armed-gang-of-shoplifters-is-terrorizing-nyc-supermarkets-and-grocers-say-nypd-is-ignoring-the-rampage/

Bed bugs at Google.

https://pagesix.com/2025/10/20/society/google-searching-for-bed-bugs-as-outbreak-hits-new-york-hq/?_gl=1*3i7pru*_ga*NjUyMzQ3MDA5LjE3MTA2OTM3NTk.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*czE3NjEwNjE0MjYkbzEzNjEkZzEkdDE3NjEwNjE3MDYkajYwJGwwJGgw

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The Land Appraiser Editor:    What’s up with stolen land, LL ?

Get Off My Grass Cat:   Every Columbus Day the commies bitch about America being stolen land from Native Americans.   It is true, ever since day one the person or group with the best or most weapons have taken the land from others that were less armed.   This is our winner for 2025.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/10/13/ayanna-pressley-columbus-day-stolen-land-republicans-whitewash-history/

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/20759.jpg

Hamas and Putin want land other people are living on.    One function of government is to protect Ayanna and Big Tish’s property from anyone who would take it from them.

Squatters try to occupy other people’s  land every day.    Here is how it has worked forever.

I don’t trust anyone who would allow 15 million illegals on American land.

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A good idea.

https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/

Remember, these are terrorist-stone-cold-killers.

https://www.bbc.com/news/topics/cgv64vq5z82t

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It beats Haiti and the Voodoo Clinton Dolls.

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-fun-ways-to-celebrate-columbus-day

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