Campaigning vs. Voting 

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really? I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Senator.

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.

In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven…

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time   and before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

“Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell..

Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

“I don’t understand,” stammers the Senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil smiles at him and says,

“Yesterday we were campaigning,
…..Today you voted!”

 

Good Stuff

 

  Life is about making an impact, not making an income. –Kevin Kruse

 Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. –Napoleon Hill

 Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. –Albert Einstein

 Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.  –Robert Frost

 I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. –Florence Nightingale

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder some new eyeglasses.
Jim Henson

Smile-A-While…Part 1

THE SPHINX—MEMES

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Some inspiring news.

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/10/02/haters-try-to-destroy-shop-honoring-charlie-kirk-and-it-backfires-better-than-anyone-couldve-dreamed-n2194673

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The Democrat Virginia Wanna-be AG, also fantasized about the Republican House Speaker, his wife and their two children.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2025/10/05/winsome-sears-calls-on-jay-jones-to-drop-out-of-ag-race-n2194740

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/10/07/another-blow-virginia-fraternal-order-of-police-come-out-swinging-against-jay-jones-n2194803

https://redstate.com/adam-turner/2025/10/04/the-gop-executes-an-impressive-october-surprise-in-virginia-n2194736

Don’t forget Abigail.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/05/us-news/trump-savages-virginias-weak-dem-gubernatorial-nominee-for-not-disavowing-jay-jones-over-vile-texts/

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‘Morning Joe’ is calling for Jones to drop out of the race.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/10/06/msnbc-jay-jones-should-drop-out-n2664516

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Iowa needs to be put on double-secret-probation.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2025/10/03/illegal-alien-with-violent-rap-sheet-ran-iowa-school-district-n2664457

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China is not a friend of America.   The next war will be electronic.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2025/10/03/theres-an-update-on-that-secret-service-bust-in-new-york-n2664456

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These two turned against America years ago.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2025/10/03/fbi-finally-cuts-ties-who-leftist-hate-groups-n2664436

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California has a major refinery fire.

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2025/10/03/explosion-at-major-ca-refinery-will-likely-lead-to-surge-in-gas-prices-in-ca-and-three-more-states-n2194696

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POLITICS

I believe nothing about who leads the Democrat Party, until many members come out publicly against what the party supports.   If 8 Senators can’t vote with Republicans on the continuing resolution they are still a unified poison.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/10/07/an-ex-msnbc-analyst-named-these-two-the-losers-of-the-week-its-not-good-for-dems-n2664564

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Democrats are upset that Costco’s prices are dropping.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/10/05/sun-reddit-mad-costco-slashing-prices-n2664419

Send the hater back to Brazil.

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2025/10/05/hunting-rats-visiting-harvard-prof-fires-pellet-gun-near-synagogue-on-yom-kippur-n2194742

LOST  AND  FOUND

Found, maybe.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/02/us-news/aerial-footage-from-1938-provides-very-strong-evidence-of-amelia-earharts-long-lost-plane-researchers/

Still lost–Meghan Markle’s common sense.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/05/entertainment/meghan-markle-puts-her-feet-up-in-limo-near-princess-diana-crash-site/

Either or both.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/05/opinion/quit-the-whining-gen-z-youre-actually-doing-better-economically-than-boomers/

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The Memer Editor:   What are today’s memes, LL ?

The Yesterday Cat:    They are from the Biden Years.   No papers needed.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/13558.jpg

Everyone wants your personal data.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/13545.jpg

See your cities where ICE arrests are being protested.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/13619.jpg

I miss Ole Joe sleeping on the beach, and having the FBI raid parent school meetings.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/13713.jpg

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/13711.jpg

Keep your New World Order.   I couldn’t edit Clinton out of the video.

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A new feature.

https://genesiustimes.com/the-daily-dumpster-fire-episode-2/

https://www.iraqinews.com/

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Dems are at home on the range.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-heads-to-gun-range-to-practice-for-debate

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse