A Democrat and a Republican were walking along the beach when they spotted a bottle. They picked it up and a genie popped out.“I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire”, said the genie.
The Democrat said, “I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live and exist under the form of government we believe in!”
POOF! All the Democrats in America were whisked away and distributed among the Communist countries. The genie turns to the Republican and said, “And what is your wish?”
The Republican paused for a second and said, “You mean to tell me that all the Democrats in America are gone?”
The genie answered, “Yes!”
The Republican goes, “In that case, I’ll take a beer.”
The best way to forget your own problems is to help someone else solve theirs.
You have never seen a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.
Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money.
On the first day of school, a teacher was glancing over the roll when she noticed a number after each student’s name, such as 154, 136 or 142.
“Wow! Look at these IQ’s,” she said to herself. “What a terrific class.” The teacher promptly determined to work harder with this class than with any other she ever had. Throughout the year, she came up with innovative lessons that she thought would challenge the students, because she didn’t want them to get bored with work that was too easy. Her plan worked! The class outperformed all the other classes that she taught in the usual way.
Then, during the last quarter of the year, she discovered what those numbers after the students’ name really were: their locker numbers.
The Sidewinder Cat: It could be, but this article came along as the Southern Hemisphere is beginning to experience Spring. ( SNAKES ) Here is how California destroys incentive, progress, and a better life.
These are snakes generally found in the Southern Hemisphere. Loyal readers and their pets should be aware of ‘global warming’. The vipers might be coming.
