“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!”

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”  

“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” 

“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.”

“A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ”

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.” 

“If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?” 

“I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!” 

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”

“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” 

“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mailman is not to be trusted”  

“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” 

“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles,
but most of them never happened.”
Mark Twain

Every little bit helps. Every little quit hurts.

When asked what he thought about when he struck out, Babe Ruth said, “I think about hitting home runs.”

Killing time murders opportunities.

Asked which of his works he would select as his masterpiece, architect Frank Lloyd Wright at the age of 83 replied, “My next one.”

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

 

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This would be great.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/10/17/senior-dem-senate-source-says-chuck-schumer-seriously-considering-retirement-n2665097

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This isn’t new.

https://redstate.com/eli-shepherd/2025/10/15/dems-shutdown-wish-list-39-million-for-lgbtqi-democracy-in-the-balkans-while-americans-go-unpaid-n2195070

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Does she or doesn’t she ?

https://pagesix.com/2025/10/14/style/skims-just-launched-bush-thongs-and-the-internet-is-going-crazy/?_gl=1*1mvp8y*_ga*NjUyMzQ3MDA5LjE3MTA2OTM3NTk.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*czE3NjA0NjQ4NzEkbzEzMzAkZzEkdDE3NjA0NjY2MjUkajUwJGwwJGgw

Can men get a fake something ?

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Trump could move the soccer world games to a city where they are safe.

https://www.breitbart.com/pre-viral/2025/10/14/report-boston-street-takeover-ends-police-cars-flames/

https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/46596799/trump-threatens-pull-world-cup-games-boston-unrest

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POLITICS

Is the Prick-er running Chicago now ??

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2025/10/14/jb-pritzker-finding-out-that-the-internet-is-forever-as-former-police-chief-busts-him-for-deceptive-video-n2195069

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/10/16/cook-county-il-slides-toward-full-blown-insurrection-as-judges-try-to-stop-immigration-enforcement-n2195121

Replace your state politicians.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/10/15/tony-evers-wants-to-raise-fees-for-wi-farmers-by-1700-n2664978

Florida sues California over unlicensed truck drivers.

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2025/10/16/will-gavin-newsom-and-ca-finally-be-held-accountable-for-illegal-immigrant-truckers-florida-ag-says-yes-n2195127

Jay Jones is a commie.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/10/17/virginia-ag-jason-miyares-absolutely-cooked-democrat-jay-jones-in-last-nights-debate-n2665098

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The Entertainment Editor:    Wat’s up, LL ?

The Dinosaur Cat:   We have enough entertainment stuff for an article.    First, the Swift news and Trump saving women and children from starving while the Democrats are still on strike.

https://fox59.com/news/national-world/white-house-says-it-will-use-tariff-money-to-fund-nutrition-program-amid-shutdown/

This is a great video.  It shows the Democrat Caucus trying to earn money for the Mamdani campaign.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2025/10/08/watch-oregon-democrat-senator-joins-senior-citizens-in-ridiculous-exploitation-of-classic-protest-song-n2194849

This is a Gold Medal winner.   MST said they should call the National Park Service and send the dinosaurs to Jurassic Park.   I like the part where the ICE agent pepper sprayed the air vent in one costume.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/10/08/hilarious-left-wingers-have-come-up-with-a-new-way-to-defeat-ice-n2194850

Has Zachariah learned anything ?

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2025/10/08/watch-dhs-trolls-anti-ice-country-singer-zach-bryan-using-his-song-in-a-recruitment-video/

An old song we play occasionally.   It’s from The Depression, when half of America was out of work.

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Can’t they get a government grant from China or Venezuela ?

https://theonion.com/meth-lab-straightened-up-ahead-of-landlords-visit/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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It sounds good.

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-decides-to-ask-question-to-10000-random-strangers-on-facebook-rather-than-googling-it

https://redstate.com/

 Nobody can hide the things that he does from God. Do not think a false thought like that! It is like a farmer who plants seeds in his field. The same kind of crops will grow as the seeds which he plants. That will be his harvest.