“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!”

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”  

“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” 

“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.”

“A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ”

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.” 

“If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?” 

“I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!” 

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”

“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” 

“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mailman is not to be trusted”  

“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.”