High School Hero

Are you 4 or 5?

Mr. President

Conservative Only MEMES

Amy Schumer, Chuck’s Wanna-Be stand-up comedian daughter.

Whimsical Art Part 2

Absolutely Insane

THE SPHINX—IS HE—–DOES SHE

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Be free as a bird. 

https://www.theonion.com/celebrity-thinking-about-getting-pilot-s-license-1849900866

https://www.monaco-tribune.com/en/

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This is how Joey wants to run America–with one person.

https://babylonbee.com/news/lego-introduces-first-ever-affordable-lego-set

https://www.oann.com/

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The Inquiring Minds Editor:  Is Harry the son of Diana’s former boyfriend, LL ?

https://pagesix.com/2023/01/05/king-charles-made-jokes-about-prince-harrys-real-dad/?_gl=1*1hq1e77*_ga*NjkwMDE4MzAxLjE2NjQ4ODQ3MjY.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*MTY3MjkzODcxMS40OTguMC4xNjcyOTM4NzExLjAuMC4w&_ga=2.51222572.443833512.1664884726-690018301.1664884726

Who Cares Cat:  If he was curious he would have some hair from Charles or William tested.  Maybe only his hairdresser knows for sure.

I have lost track of commie-dem news jerks for 2022.  Do they know what truth means ?

https://townhall.com/columnists/bradslager/2023/01/05/listing-off-the-lowest-members-in-journalism-for-2022-the-top-bottom-10-n2617966

Do democratic arsonist know how gasoline works ?  They went to classes on CRT/gender BS instead of chemistry or safety. This is schadenfreude.

https://health.usnews.com/wellness/mind/articles/2017-03-01/the-roots-of-schadenfreude-why-we-take-pleasure-in-other-peoples-pain

Buffalo residents free frozen birds.

https://weather.com/storms/winter/video/buffalo-blizzard-traps-birds-in-ice-neighbors-come-to-rescue

Once again Lost Angeles tops the ATL.  They were celebrating the Chinese New Year-of the Rabbit.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/22/monterey-park-mass-shooting-prompts-police-response-in-california/

Antifa is alive and well in the ATL.  Sanctuary Atlanta, Georgia, USA.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/01/21/media-claims-largely-peaceful-protest-in-atlanta-mayor-quickly-demolishes-that-n692284

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Woke isn’t going anywhere until the media starts telling the truth–that includes the social media.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2023/01/16/comedian-konstantin-kisins-oxford-debate-speech-was-epic-signaling-that-woke-may-finally-be-going-bye-bye-n689556

The Murdaugh Diary.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/20/murdaugh-murders-forensic-report-reveals-gruesome-details-about-paul-maggie/

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It’s a shame that politicians can’t easily be fired.

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2023/01/19/navy-ousts-two-commanding-officers-for-loss-of-confidence/

Vox has a big layoff.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/01/20/vox-media-culls-almost-ten-percent-of-its-workforce-n2618562

This ball holder was too stupid to use a green ball marker.  He could be a HOR member.

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2023/01/21/heading-into-this-playoff-weekend-the-nfl-officiating-looks-into-cheating-kickers-n691986

Joe spreads Top Secret documents like confetti, at any celebration.  The National Archives must be almost empty.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/01/21/another-set-of-classified-documents-found-in-bidens-wilmington-house-n2618588

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Two NYC cops were caught, without badges, having sex in the precinct parking lot.  They said the break room was full, and the subway was too dangerous.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/19/nyc-officers-caught-having-sex-in-precinct-parking-lot/

Mayor Lori and the Democrats in charge are happy with things as they are, just as they were when Obama lived there.

https://redstate.com/heartlandinstitute/2023/01/18/new-report-details-massive-fraud-and-abuse-allegations-in-chicago-public-schools-n690434

I don’t understand why rich people would hire a working girl.  Maybe they are for the chauffeurs and private plane pilots.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/18/prostitutes-charge-davos-attendees-2500-a-night/

https://tolleystopics.com/2023/01/20/well-said-2/

Disney pays well, to spread the sexual grooming of 7 year old children.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/18/ex-disney-executive-geoff-morrell-made-119505-a-day/

December saw the arrival of a quarter of a million illegals.

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2023/01/20/biden-admin-reports-record-250k-migrant-encounters-along-southwest-border-in-december/

Trash notice.

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2023/01/21/redstate-weekly-briefing-dems-ignorance-and-corruption-on-display-while-trump-provides-some-comic-relief-n691969

Checks & Balances

Image result for pic of $200

A man goes to get his check and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by $200.
He decides not to tell anybody and keeps quiet.
At the end of the following month when he opens the check, he sees that he’s been underpaid by $200.
Fuming, he goes to have it out with his employer. “Sir, I think you’ve made a mistake on my check.”
“And how do you figure that?” his employer asks.
“It seems I’ve been underpaid by $200.”
“So?”
“No disrespect Sir, but I want my money.”
“Last month I overpaid you by $200 and you didn’t complain so why now?”
“Well Sir, thing is I don’t mind if you make a mistake once…. but if it becomes a habit I have to say something.”

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God Works In Mysterious Ways

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God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh.

He inquired, — “Where have you been?”

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,—- “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made”

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, —- “What is it?”

“It’s a planet,” — replied God, — and I’ve put life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place to test ‘Balance.'”

“Balance?” — inquired Michael, —- “I’m still confused.”

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth…

“For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor… Over here I’ve placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things…”

God continued pointing to different countries… “This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”

The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and said, “What’s that one?”

“That’s Florida, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, it’s surrounded by water, and days filled with sunshine. The people from Florida are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.

They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things.”

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, “But what about balance, God? You said there would be ‘balance.'”

God smiled an all-knowing smile…

“I will create California…Wait till you see the idiots I’ll put there!

 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Colliding Spiral Galaxies of Arp 274
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & Copyright: Mehmet Hakan Özsaraç

Explanation: Two galaxies are squaring off in Virgo and here are the latest pictures. When two galaxies collide, the stars that compose them usually do not. This is because galaxies are mostly empty space and, however bright, stars only take up only a small fraction of that space. But during the collision, one galaxy can rip the other apart gravitationally, and dust and gas common to both galaxies does collide. If the two galaxies merge, black holes that likely resided in each galaxy center may eventually merge. Because the distances are so large, the whole thing takes place in slow motion — over hundreds of millions of years. Besides the two large spiral galaxies, a smaller third galaxy is visible on the far left of the featured image of Arp 274, also known as NGC 5679. Arp 274 spans about 200,000 light years across and lies about 400 million light years away toward the constellation of Virgo.

Tomorrow’s picture: a world away