Kids have the answers

Curious kids


You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10

 -No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.

— Kristen, age 10


Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then..

— Camille, age 10


You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

— Derrick, age 8


Both don’t want any more kids.

— Lori, age 8


-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure?)

– On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

— Martin, age 10


-When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7 (Love her)

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.

– – Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.

– – Howard, age 8


It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9 (bless you child )


There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8

And the #1Favorite is…….


Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.

— Ricky, age 10

Slang of the Sixties…..Remember

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  1. Ace – Cool [Thanks to Debby Rubin, Milwaukee, WI]
  2. Afro – black hairstyle – [Thanks to Ed from Switzerland]
  3. A Gas – Having a lot of fun.
  4. All Show and No Go – Pretty car. Nice wheels and so forth. Looks good put has no go power.
  5. Ape: Used with verbs gone or went. (i.e. “When I came home an hour late my parents went ape.)
  6. BA – Could mean Bare All or Bare Ass.
  7. Bad – Awesome
  8. Bad Ass – Tough guy
  9. Bag – Meant to steal. Who bagged my wallet? Also “what’s your bag?”, which meant “What’s your problem?”
  10. Ball – To Party as in Little Richard’s song “Good Golly Miss Molly, you sure like to ball.” Also meant to have intercourse.
  11. Beat Feet – Leave the area quickly.
  12. Bird – middle finger or aircraft
  13. Birth Control Seats – Referred to cars with bucket seats
  14. Bitchin’ – Good, great, or awesome
  15. Blast – Had a great time like “I had a blast at the dance.”
  16. Blasted – Very drunk. [Allen Rizzi Etowah, NC]
  17. Blew the doors off-  easily beat the other car in a drag race [Thanks to Carolyn Evans of Mayfield, Kentucky]
  18. Blitzed – Drunk
  19. Bogart – Not to share marijuana- “Don’t Bogart that joint my friend!” [Thanks to Joel Jerauld La Mesa, CA]
  20. Book – Leave the scene
  21. Bookin’ – Going real fast
  22. Boss – Cool or fantastic – The new album I just bought is boss!
  23. Bread – Money
  24. Bread ‘n Butter – when two folks were walkin ‘n down the street and were seperated by a pole, tree, parkin meter, etc. [Thanks to Thumpa of Sarasota, Florida]
  25. Brew – Beer
  26. Brody or Brody Out – To skid half a circle with your brakes locked up.
  27. Bug Out – Leave the premises
  28. Bum a Smoke – Borrow a cigarette from another person [Thanks to Leslie Hardman, Orient, Ohio]
  29. Bummed Out – Depressed
  30. Burn Rubber – Squeal out with your tires spinning and leaving rubber on the asphalt.
  31. Carded – Checked by the police for I.D. (usually associated with drinking alcohol.) [Thanks to Allen Rizzi Etowah, NC]
  32. Candyass – A Wimp or uncool thing or person.
  33. Cat– Guy
  34. Catch some Z’s – Go to sleep [Thanks to Gloria Damrod of Sebring, Ohio]
  35. Certified – absolutely a dork  [Thanks to Deedee of Michigan]
  36. Cherry – Pristine or mint condition. That car is cherry!
  37. Chester the Molester – Pervert [Thanks to Karen Carmack of Independence MO]
  38. Chick – girl or woman
  39. Chicken (To Play) – Two cars drive head on towards each other and the first to pull away is a coward.
  40. Chinese Firedrill –  A Car is stopped at a red light and all occupants of the car get out of the car and run around it and get back in the car while holding up traffic.
  41. Choners – Boxer shorts worn by surfers instead of swimming trunks. [Thanks to Allen Rizzi Etowah, NC]
  42. Church Key – Before pop top cans, there were openers that were designed to puncture the beer can to drink from it.
  43. Chrome Dome – Bald Man [thanks to Gloria Damrod of Sebring, Ohio]
  44. Clean – Exceptional looking i.e. That’s a clean looking Chevy [Thanks to Leslie Hardman, Orient, Ohio]
  45. Cloud 9 – really happy [Thanks to Dennis Irvin SE Pennsyvania]
  46. Cool – Nice
  47. Cool Head – Nice guy
  48. Cool Pipes – Mellow sounding exhaust system [Thanks to Glen Teason from Texas]
  49. Cop a Feel – Touching a girl’s no touch zone pretending it was accidental.
  50. Cotties – Unkind remark, As in “Stay away she’s got cooties” (bugs) [Thanks to Glen Teason from Texas]
  51. Crash – go to bed / sleep [thanks to Gregg Stotesbery Tecumseh, MO]
  52. Cruising – Driving up and down the strip, street or town looking for members of the opposite sex.
  53. Cutout – leave the scene or area (also see Split) [Thanks to Slolne from NY]
  54. D.A. – Guy hair style. Combed like a duck’s ass [Thanks to Glen Teason from Texas]
  55. Decked Out – All Dressed Up
  56. Dibs – Used with the word got. “I got dibs on that seat.” Meaning you own it.
  57. Dig – Do you understand?
  58. Ditz – An idiot
  59. Don’t Flip Your Wig – In other words don’t go ape.
  60. Don’t Have A Cow – (See above)
  61. Don’t Sweat It – Don’t let it bother you.
  62. Dork – Weird person [Thanks to Deedee of Michigan]
  63. Drag – Race for a short distance. Also means dull. Also, a puff from a cigarette.
  64. Drop a Dime – use the pay phone [thanks to Gloria Damrod of Sebring, Ohio]
  65. Dude – A geek
  66. Fab – Fantastic
  67. Fag – A cigarette [Thanks to Leslie Hardman, Orient, Ohio)
  68. Far-out – awesome [thanks to Gregg Stotesbery Tecumseh, MO] Also see outta sight
  69. Fine as Wine – Good-looking – as The guy or girl is “fine as wine” [Thanks to Leslie Hardman, Orient, Ohio]
  70. Fink – Tattletale
  71. Five Finger Discount – Anything acquired by theft
  72. Flake – A useless person
  73. Flick – movie [Thanks to Dennis Irwin of SE Pennsylvania]
  74. Flip Flops – Thongs that you wore on your feet
  75. Flipping The Bird –  Middle finger gesture. [Thanks to Allen Rizzi Etowah, NC]
  76. Floor Box – floor mounted transmission shifter [Thanks to Glen Teason from Texas]
  77. Flower Child – A Hippie
  78. Foam Domes – padded bras [thanks to Gloria Damrod of Sebring, Ohio]
  79. Four on the Floor – See Floor Box [Thanks to Glen Teason from Texas]
  80. Fox – An outstanding looking chick – also Foxy Lady (also see “Stone Fox”)
  81. Freakin’ Out – getting excited or a panic attack [thanks to Gloria Damrod of Sebring, Ohio]
  82. Frosted – angry [thanks to Dennis Irwin of SE Pennsylania]
  83. Fuzz – The Police
  84. Give me Some Sugar – Give me a kiss – [thanks to
  85. Go All The Way – Have Sex
  86. Going Steady – Dating only one person
  87. Groovy – Nice or neat marvelous also Goovin’
  88. Glasspacks – Mufflers lined with fiberglass to muffle the sound. The shorter the muffler the louder the sound.
  89. Grease Slapper – oil burning car or truck – [thanks to Paul Kelly of Minnesota] 
  90. Gum Ball Machine – the old fashion lights on a police cruiser [thanks to Gloria Damron of Sebring, Ohio]
  91. Hacked or Hacked Off – Mad or teed off.
  92. Hairy – Out of control
  93. Hang Loose – Take it easy
  94. Hauls Ass – A car really moves. “Tom’s Chevy sure hauls ass.”
  95. Head – someone who used drugs [thanks to Phillip Millenbah]
  96. Heavy –  deep, needing a lot of thought and contemplation. [thanks to Ed Hodgkins of Greensboro, NC]
  97. Hickey – See Love Bite
  98. Hip – Very Cool
  99. Hodad – a non-surfer, just hangs around the beach
  100. Hopped up – Souped up like a car
  101. Horn – Telephone [thanks to Dennis Irvin of SE Pennsylvania]
  102. Hunk – What a girl calls a good looking guy
  103. Kissup – Teacher’s Pet or person that will do anything to please another person in authority.
  104. Kleenex Cleavage – A stuffed bra.[Thanks to Allen Rizzi Etowah, NC]
  105.  Kook – Amateur surfer or anyone who couldn’t perform well. [Thanks to Allen Rizzi Etowah, NC]
  106. L7 – square, loser not with it [thanks to Jim O’Brien, Gillette, NJ]
  107. Later – Goodbye
  108. Lay A Patch – Burn rubber with car wheels as you leave
  109. Lay It On Me – Tell me or speak your piece
  110. Let’s hat up” – generally used in the military. Since you had to wear a hat while in uniform while outside so when leaving a building you would say “lets hat up.” [Thanks to T. Wertz from Salt Lake City for sending that one in. I remember that expression well.]
  111. Lid –approximately 1oz. of marijuana also could mean a hat
  112. Loaded – Intoxicated or drunk
  113. Love Bite – Also known as a hickey – Red mark on a person made by suction of a kiss by lips and tongue. [Thanks to Leslie Hardman, Orient, Ohio)
  114. Love-In – A peaceful public gathering focused on meditation, Love,music,sex and/or psychedelic drugs [Thanks to Joel Jerauld La Mesa, CA]
  115. Luggage – Heavy burden as in “That’s some luggage your are carring. Bags under the eyes from lack of sleep [Thanks to  
  116. Make Out – Kissing
  117. Mary Jane – Marijuana [Thanks to Mary Blosser, Kansas]
  118. Meanwhile Back At The Ranch – It was used to get the storyteller back on track to the story he was telling. In other words, get to the point. It was meant to keep it short. Phrase came from serial westerns.
  119. Midnight Auto Supply – Auto parts stolen
  120. Mill. Engine – As in, “What kind of mill you running in that thing?” [Thanks to Glen Teason from Texas]
  121. Moo Juice – milk [thanks to Gloria Damrod of Sebring, Ohio]
  122. Moon – To drop your pants and show your bare butt
  123. Mosquito Fogger – car burning oil [thanks to Carol of Sanford Manitoba]
  124. Neato – Sharp
  125. Nooner – Sex in the afternoon [Thanks to Karen Carmack of Independence MO]
  126. Old Lady or Old Man – Referred to Mom and Dad [Now a days may refer to wife of husband]
  127. One Finger Salute  –  Middle finger gesture. [Thanks to Allen Rizzi Etowah, NC] 
  128. On the Rag – in a foul mood [thanks to Greg Stotesberry, Tecumseh Mo]
  129. Open Pipes – Loud car without mufflers. “Hey man, sounds like you’re running open pipes” [Thanks to Glen Teason from Texas]
  130. Outta Sight or Out of Sight – awesome [Thanks to Johnny Clavin from New Orleans] Also see Far Out
  131. Pad – place you live [Thanks to Susan Schmitt from Rock Hall, Maryland]
  132. Padiddle – A car with only one headlight working. [thanks to Gloria Damrod from Sebring, Ohio] Also see below.
  133. Padink – A car with only one headlight working. [Thanks to Carol Creeden, Indiana]
  134. Panties in a Twist – Don’t get upset [Thanks to 
  135. Passion Pit – Drive-in Movie
  136. Pedal Pushers – knee high pants worn by girls [thanks to Carol Ann-Cella-Kirner West Caldwell, NJ]
  137. Peel Out – Burn or leave rubber with your car
  138. Peepers – Eye Glasses – [Thanks to Dennis Irvin of SE Pennsylvania]
  139. Pig – Cop or a Promiscuous Girl
  140. Pig Out – Overeat
  141. Pink Slip – car title or firing or laid off notice from a job [Thanks to Susan Schmitt from Rock Hall, Maryland]
  142. Pipe down – be quiet [thanks to Dennis Irvin SE Pennsylania]
  143. Pits, the  worst, nasty, bad, awful, meaningless (i.e. “this place is the pits”) [Thanks to Thumpa Clift, Sarasota, Florida]’
  144. Pot – Marijuana
  145. Pound  – To beat up somebody i.e. “I’m gonna pound you.” [Thanks to Jan Johnston of Plymouth, Michigan for this one.]
  146. Queer – Something to be considered dorky or dumb, as in: Those shoes are so queer! Also, a derogatory slang word for a homosexual person. [Thanks to Leslie Hardman, Orient, Ohio)
  147. Quickie – quick sex [Thanks to Karen Carmack of Independence MO]
  148.  Rake – To move the suspension high up on the back of a car. “His car is really raked!” [Allen Rizzi Etowah, NC]
  149. Rap – to talk [thanks to Mary Klett from Florida for this one]
  150. Ratfink – informer [thanks to Mark Hassard of Canada]
  151. Rave On – Please keep it going – [Thanks to Andrea Fox from North Carolina]
  152. Retard – A really socially inept, dorky person (insensitive word to use today) [Thanks to Leslie Hardman, Columbus, Ohio]
  153. Ride – car, truck, or motorcycle [thanks to Greg Stotesberry, Tecumseh Mo]
  154. Right On –  exactly or I second that. [Thanks to Nina Gilberti from Philadelphia]
  155. Score – Going all the way with a girl
  156. Shades – Sunglasses
  157. Sharp – Real Good Looking [Thanks to Leslie Hardman, Orient, Ohio]
  158. Shine me on – when someone was ignoring or trying not to notice your presence.  For instance: Why were you shining me on yesterday? [Thanks to Laura Nestor of California]
  159. Shotgun – Passenger seat in the front seat of a car next to the door. The place of honor. You had to call out “shotgun” first to win the honor. Once you vacate the car the honor is once again up for grabs.
  160. Skag – An ugly girl
  161. Skank – See Skag
  162. (What’s the) Scanoose? –  What’s up? What’s the story? [Thanks to Allen Rizzi Etowah, NC]
  163. Skirt – A girl
  164. Skuzz – Low down, disgusting person also used as Skuzz bucket which could mean an ugly car as well.
  165. Slam Book – a pass around book filled with questions to answer on your fellow classmates. [Thanks to Jan Johnston of Plymouth, Michigan]
  166. Slug Bug/Safety Pin – If you see someone with a Volkswagon beetle you yell out Slug Bug. But if the person you intend to hit yells Safety pin, you can’t hit them. [Lindalee Stuckey, Illinois]
  167. Slut – very promiscuous girl
  168. Split – leave the scene or area (Also see Cutout) [Thanks to Slolne from NY]
  169. Solid – I got it or I’m with you [Thanks to Nina Gilberti from Philadelphia]
  170. Square – Somebody not cool
  171. Stacked – A girl well endowed or built
  172. Stick BangSkinny girl[Thanks to Allen Rizzi Etowah, NC]
  173. Sticks  – rural area [thanks to Dennis Irwin of SE Pennsylvania]
  174. Stoned – High on pot [thanks to Gregg Stotesbery Tecumseh, MO]
  175. Stone Fox – Extremely beautiful girl [thanks to Cindy from South Carolina]
  176. Stood up – No show on a date
  177. Stuck Up – Conceited
  178. Submarine Races – Parking next to a water shore to wait for the submarine races to which of course was only an excuse to park and make out. For your information there were no such thing as a submarine race.
  179. Swapping Spit – French Kissing to the maximum
  180. Sweat Hog – Fat Chick or Fat Guy
  181. Tank – large car – [thanks to Dennis Irvin SE Pennsylvania]
  182. Teeny Bopper – Thought of as a boring teenager or very young teenager [thanks to Phillip Millenbah]
  183. The Bird – The Middle Finger
  184. Threads  – clothes [thanks to Mary Klett from Florida for this one]
  185. Toke – taking a puff on a joint [thanks to Gregg Stotesbery Tecumseh, MO]
  186. Tough or Tuff – Great looking or cherry “She sure is a tough chick”
  187. Toys in the attic or she’s got toys  a young woman too immature or naive for her age [thanks to Ed Robinson of Denver, CO]
  188. Trippin’ – a high unusual experience like high on drugs
  189. Twitchin – Like Bitchin and means the same thing. [thanks to Gregg Stotesbery Tecumseh, MO]
  190. Uptight –  Being tense or nervous, almost paranoid. [thanks to Michael Chauss, Northern California] 
  191. Wedgie – When somebody pulls your underwear up from the back and ends in the crack. Some of today’s underwear are made for that purpose; they call them thongs.
  192. Weed – marijuana or cigarette [thanks to Daniela from El Paso, TX]
  193. Wheelie – Wheel stand with a car or motorcycle. [Thanks to Allen Rizzi Etowah, NC]
  194. Wheels – car – [thanks to Dennis Irwin SE Pennsylvania]
  195. Wiz, Take a – Urinate
  196. Woody – An erection
  197. Zits – Pimples
  198. Zoned Out –  someone staring off in space, deep in thought, as if they were in the Twilight Zone [ thanks to Paul Whitecotton, Palm Springs, CA]

Good Morning…The Best Parts are not always written into the script…Wait for the Cute Little Boy



West Virginia coal miners show support for HOR hard work.


Send them to Tehran.


The Be Safe Editor:  Is this a special, LL ?

It Might Be A 38 Special Cat:  It is a reminder that with sanctuary states and cities, law abiding Americans need to be more aware of danger than ever.  Here are some reasons I recommend more than one gun at times, and lock those doors on cars homes, and bathrooms if necessary.  This lady could have avoided a terrifying encounter if she had a gun.

See how much simpler it is with a gun ( hidden on the towel shelf would be better ).

For goodness sake lock those doors.

Teddy Roosevelt had a bedside buddy.

Make sure everyone knows gun safety, and keep guns safe from kids.  Alec Baldwin should have known gun safety.

Here is recent news from Joey’s toads.

This article is two weeks old.  The police want to try this customer for murder.  They will say if the robber’s back was turned he was no longer a threat.  The last shot ” one to grow on ” is definitely a cause for concern.

This is funny, FJB and California politicians.  The Sphinx has already said give America back to the Native Americans.

The Walshe Diary.


All you ever wanted to know about government shut downs.

Joe is a lying monkey, like those who believe him.  We know almost everyone will work for anyone if the price is right.

The Republicans can’t beat the MSM, impeach Joey.  The Chinese have copies of every Top Secret document in his garage. 


Our woke military can’t even protect its own property.  There is no wonder it has recruited its last full recruitment year.

States will screw service members, while accepting ballots harvested anytime in the same calendar year.  The states I saw are Democratic.

A trans-woman is a MAN.


After the tornado, let’s try to get focused.  First is Hunter’s Nobel Prize for his concern for his 4 year old daughter.

I’m almost through writing about Joey.  The Secret Service has to clear every person who visits the President–it’s all lies.

Reports say Joey didn’t report about $500,000.00 in rent payment from Hunter.  I think it was a money laundering scam.

Maybe this will help.

Let it crash.  June is the date.

Companies should limit executive pay to about 10 million-total.

Is Home Depot helping employees ?