NOVEMBER 2022

No Cursing Is Necessary…

ON MY SOAPBOX…I’m All-In

I am just sitting here sipping on my Sunday night glass of Pinot Noir as I mentally solve America’s election problems.

The more I drink, the more simple they become.

How in the Hell can Nevada have a counting problem? I have called the Google God Of Counting and asked about Nevada’s Snail Pace Counting Race.

He told me……(YES, I DID SAY HE…IF IT WAS NOT A HE, IT WAS A SHE WITH A REALLY DEEP VOICE. YOU WOKE FOOLS SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS BLOG WITH YOUR LITTLE COLOR-COORDINATED PURSE FULL OF PRONOUNS ANYWAY. GET AWAY FROM HERE!)

I am back now. I put that spoiled, young, woke FOOL in bed with a horse’s head. That Snowflake and its’ pronouns will be too afraid to bother us again.

As I was saying….He, The Google God of Counting, gave me some interesting data. He confirmed that….this Vote-cation of a week is ridiculous. The facts are:

A busy casino on the Las Vegas Strip makes THREE MILLION dollars a day. You can bet your Dancing Girl’s Feathered Headdress that every dollar is counted and verified by multiple cameras for twenty-four hours a day.  So a single casino videos and  and counts $125,000 dollars an hour.  Las Vegas don’t play! If they can video and count dollars, they can video and count votes. So, one casino could have counted and verified the Nevada votes in 8  little hours.

But Wait….the Las Vegas Strip has 30 famous casinos…so they could have counted all the Nevada votes in 26 minutes.

You could drop off the ballots, waste a little time, play a few slots and have a few drinks.  Depending on the potency of your drinks, you could possibly hear the ghostly echos of Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, or Dean Martin playing in the background.

And still have your voting results in 26 minutes.

Ain’t Life Grand!

 

 

THE SPHINX—MASCOTS AND OTHER

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Free AOC, Free AOC, of the Big Booty.

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-phenomenal-two-for-one-deal-elon-musk-now-owns-both-twitter-and-aoc

A Jackie Kennedy book.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/05/secret-service-detail-clint-hill-remembers-his-years-with-first-lady-jackie-kennedy/

https://greekcitytimes.com/greek-news-greece-news/

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The Astros are champs.

https://www.theonion.com/astros-credit-world-series-win-to-subject-of-future-mlb-1849743469

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Mascot Editor:  What are your mascots, LL ?

The Ferocious Cat:  The first is Mike The Tiger, at Louisiana State University ( LSU ).  You can visit him, electronically, just like Nancy’s dems vote.  There is no need to show up.

https://www.mikethetiger.com/

The second is UGA X at the University of Georgia.  The breed has congenital problems from past inbreeding, similar to Democrats.  They both need some new genes.

https://www.ajc.com/sports/georgia-bulldogs/enjoying-the-suite-life-behind-the-scenes-with-mascot-uga-x/CGRGTQDUVNEP3BKEC3KQ6BYS4M/

The most famous UGA was the one who tried to bite an Auburn player.

https://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/16584533

This isn’t a mascot, but violence can’t be ignored.  The Italian sausage was assaulted.

The Rhode Island School of Design’s mascot is hard to beat.

https://www.outsports.com/2012/7/11/4053372/rhode-island-school-of-design-students-love-their-nads-and-balls

Will the Republicans win the HOR or crash ?

https://nypost.com/2022/11/12/planes-collide-over-wings-over-dallas-air-show/

He might finish the border wall in 6 months.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/11/11/rapid-recovery-desantis-announces-road-destroyed-tropical-storm-repaired-7-5-hours/

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I forgot, MCConnell also gave 5 million to Murkowski in Alaska.  A RINO, like Cheney.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/10/25/alaska-senate-murkowski-mcconnell-trump/

The dems are busy in Georgia.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/raphael-warnock-herschel-walker-democrats/2022/11/10/id/1095752/

DeSantis, Trump, McConnell, and Kemp should empty their campaign accounts in Georgia, get the votes out.

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Good news from one of the great child abuser sex change supporters.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/11/12/woke-fail-disney-begins-layoffs-hiring-freeze-and-limiting-employee-travel-as-stock-crashes/

America should get on the climate train when China and India sign on.  Tell the world and United Nations ( UN ) to shut up.

https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2022/11/10/worlds-worst-polluter-china-promotes-climate-compensation-but-wont-pay/

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2022/11/10/energy-rationing-for-plebs-only-cop27-bigwigs-blast-air-conditioning-in-80-degree-egypt/

We will see.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/11/11/top-republican-endorses-trump-ahead-of-expected-presidential-run-announcement-n2615841

Competent employees/people are hard to find.

https://redstate.com/jerrywilson/2022/11/10/in-germany-the-k-in-kfc-mistakenly-becomes-kristallnacht-with-promo-error-n657407

The dems want your children.  New York residents don’t care about their children.  Kochul looks like the Pied Piper, in the fairy tale.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/11/11/democrat-kathy-hochul-engages-celebratory-dance-surrounded-masked-children/

I hope this is Pocahontas’ last term.  She has accumulated enough wampum.

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp-313137/2022/11/12/not-breaking-nearly-year-old-elon-musk-tweet-elizabeth-warren-triggers-karen/

Toons…New & Used

 

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

Astronomy Picture of the Day

NGC 7380: The Wizard Nebula
Image Credit & Copyright: Ioan Popa

Explanation: What powers are being wielded in the Wizard Nebula? Gravitation strong enough to form stars, and stellar winds and radiations powerful enough to create and dissolve towers of gas. Located only 8,000 light years away, the Wizard nebula, featured here, surrounds developing open star cluster NGC 7380. Visually, the interplay of stars, gas, and dust has created a shape that appears to some like a fictional medieval sorcerer. The active star forming region spans 100 about light years, making it appear larger than the angular extent of the Moon. The Wizard Nebula can be located with a small telescope toward the constellation of the King of Aethiopia (Cepheus). Although the nebula may last only a few million years, some of the stars being formed may outlive our Sun.

Tomorrow’s picture: in wolf’s cave