Do you remember Michael Avenatti? You may remember him by the name that Tucker Carlson assigned to him, the Creepy Porn Lawyer.

As you will recall, CNN and MSNBC had this joker on everyday. He was their Messiah, their Promised One, their Golden Boy.

As Tucker Carlson described it so well, “The Creepy Porn Lawyer was on cable news so often that he brought a covered dish to their company picnics.”

Then MSM made that Giant Leap, announcing that: The Creepy Porn Lawyer, AKA, Michael Avenatti should run for president of the United States.

Avenatti fell a few feet short of that landing because he landed in jail. The many charges of fraud against this crook could have totaled 404 years. Just as he got comfortable in his cell, he had to report for court in another state.  He even intended to win law suits against Nike and Stormy Daniels, after stealing her advance from the publisher of her book.

Remember, Alexander Graham Bell said, “When one door closes, another one opens.”

So, Hold on…Chill out…Have no fear. When the Jail House door closes, the door to the Crazy House opens.

MSNBC host, Katy Tur, has found a replacement for The Creepy Porn Lawyer.

In her infinite wisdom, Katy has decided that Senator-Elect John Fetterman should run for president.

Word on the street does offer some light at the end of the tunnel.

Fetterman has promised that before his presidential inauguration, he will wash his hoodie and replace his  shotgun zipper-pull with the American flag lapel pin.

I’d bet Avenatti is so happy. Fetterman is sure to pardon him after his inauguration.

After all, the base for his platform as senator was to release prisoners from jail.

Seriously, How can VOTERS be this STUPID?

 

….if Kamala Harris resigns to become an Electric School Bus Driver, gets sick, disappears over the Bermuda Triangle,  is kidnapped, gets laryngitis, moves to Ukraine, etc.
We have a Plan B who will provide us with Word Salads.
-Sheila Tolley-

It’s the 11th of November down in Nashville Tennessee
Free breakfast at the Waffle House if I show ’em my I.D
A parade up on the riverfront, you can hear the trumpets play
Hands on hearts, the color guard kicks it off on Veterans Day

And they thank me for my service and wave their little flags
They genuflect on Sundays and yes, they’d send us back
But I believe in God and country and in the angels up on high
And in heaven shining down on us through bullet holes in the sky

Waitress asks me how I’m doing but I don’t know what to say
I was thinking ’bout the battlefield the night I learned to pray
Marchers make their way down Main Street, the crowd begins to cheer
I feel my chest exploding as my eyes fill up with tears

They thank me for my service and wave their little flags
They genuflect on Sundays and yes, they’d send us back
But I believe in God and country and in the angels up on high
And in heaven shining down on us through bullet holes in the sky

Oh Jesus said forgive them, they know not what they do
And he’s here with me this morning and his words they still ring true
So I hang my head and pray for those we lost and those who remain
As the clouds burst over Nashville – it begins to rain

And they thank me for my service and wave their little flags
They genuflect on Sundays and yes they’d send us back
But I believe in God and country and in the angels up on high
And in heaven shining down on us through bullet holes in the sky
And in heaven shining down on us through bullet holes in the sky

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Today is Veterans Day.  Here is a little history.

https://www.almanac.com/veterans-day

You can thank veterans for your freedom.

https://www.abmc.gov/cemeteries-memorials

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Congress needs to revise The District of Columbus’ charter.

https://www.frontpagemag.com/washington-d-c-to-legalize-public-urination/

Biden says the fired workers can work for the FBI.

https://babylonbee.com/news/27-positions-at-twitter-most-likely-to-be-eliminated

https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/omaha-beach

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Poor Joe, FJB, the dems, and media.

https://www.theonion.com/should-joe-biden-run-again-1849732907

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/

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AOC just missed our Capitalism issue.  A Commie Capitalist.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/05/aoc-sinks-millions-into-campaign-capitalism-venture/

DeSantis is part of the future of the Republicans.

https://thefederalist.com/2022/11/09/republicans-dont-fall-for-the-lefts-post-midterms-trump-trap/

https://nypost.com/2022/11/09/ron-desantis-shows-hes-future-of-the-gop/

Do it Donald.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/jason-miller-donald-trump-herschel-walker/2022/11/09/id/1095662/

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This is why you can’t believe politicians.  Joe left the higher priced gas states out of the equation.  They did the same thing on crime for the year, several high crime states statistics were left out of the FBI totals.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/11/07/biden-tweet-flagged-twitter-users-gas-prices/

This is unusual, a well written article.  Patrick is a journalist.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/10/california-cops-arrest-suspect-in-wild-chase-crashes-into-multiple-vehicles/

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Twitter is busier than it was before Musk’s purchase.

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2022/11/08/after-weeks-of-media-teeth-gnashing-over-musks-takeover-twitter-sees-explosive-user-engagement-n656110

We know the NYT sux.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/08/f-k-you-new-york-times-megyn-kelly-says-paper-smeared-me-for-paul-pelosi-skepticism/

What a driver.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/08/rhode-island-school-bus-driver-takes-kids-to-wrong-state/

These officers are arrogant and abused their authority.  They should be suspended without pay for a month and made to clean the guy’s house, yard, and do his shopping for that month.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/08/cops-arrest-legally-blind-man-mistaking-folded-cane-for-gun/

Brittney made a bad decision taking drugs into Russia.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/09/brittney-griner-wnba-star-transferred-to-russian-forced-labor-camp/

So long Stacey.  You received enough campaign contributions to retire.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/another-bright-spot-for-dems-they-may-finally-be-rid-of-stacey-abrams

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/11/08/stacey-abrams-wasted-over-105-million-in-donor-money-on-failed-campaign/