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Awesome Pictures with Perfect Timing… Part 4



You can get an abortion at 9 months in the Golden State.

Don’t get banned.


I hope the new Senate has a dress code.

I hope Disney goes lower.


The Round Editor:  Where did the wheel come from, LL ?

The Dizzy Cat:  Here is a little history.  If it moves there is a wheel somewhere.

While ancient people who believed in freedom were inventing the wheel,  the Democrat monkey-men recorded a complete sentence, on an Ivory comb.  It showed that trade was also happening, since elephant tusks weren’t native to the area.

These murders are more suspicious than Paul Pelosi’s home invader.  Four people were stabbed to death, the door was usually unlocked, and two other people at home during the murders were unaware of the slayings.  Something screwy is going on.

The property looks like a dirty-trash littered party house.  The drugs & liquor will probably come out later.

Another weird thing was a call to 911 about an unconscious person.  There was so much blood in the house that it was leaking through the wall onto the outside foundation.


They don’t prosecute the law breakers. Do you remember Hillary’s 30,000 emails?


New Dis-Honors.

Republicans need to recruit more Blacks and Latinos—NOW.

Poor Communist Broadcast System ( CBS ).  Go PUAR.


The Republicans should get started on many of these issues.

The dems and Joe still want to sterilize your children.  Vote for them again.

The feds are no fun.

Young New Yorkers should move, anywhere but a sanctuary city.

Jeopardy is a WOKE TV show that shows TAPED episodes that have wrong facts.  I guess they want the attention.  The new people SUCK.

This is funny.

Trump has been nice.


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A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

The audience would be different each week, so the magician did the same tricks each week. However, there was a problem, the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting out the secrets in the middle of the show, “Look, it’s not the same hat.” “Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table.” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?”

The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was, after all, the captain’s parrot. One day, the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself with the parrot, adrift on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, then another.

Finally……the parrot said, “Okay, I give up. Where the hell is the boat?”


Wiser words about golf have never been spoken so eloquently…..


In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.
By Its Size I Could Not Guess, The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell, I’ve Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.

My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same, Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.
It Rules My Mind For Hours On End, A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.
It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry, I Hate Myself And Want To Die.
It Promises A Thing Called Par, If I Can Hit It Straight And Far.

To Master Such A Tiny Ball, Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
But My Desires The Ball Refuses, And Does Exactly As It Chooses.
It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies, And Disappears Before My Eyes.
Often It Will Have A Whim, To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.

With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land, It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul, If Only It Would Find The Hole.
It’s Made Me Whimper Like A Pup, And Swear That I Will Give It Up.
I Take A Drink To Ease My Sorrow, But The Ball Knows … I’ll Be Back Tomorrow.

Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of  balls! A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on  average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, golfers get about  41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud.  I Almost feel like a hybrid.

My favorite is the owl….

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